And now, a message from King Roger I

♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ

You say
The price of my sport’s not a price that you’re willing to pay,
You cry
There’s nothing to do but hate-watch and hope Tom Brady dies.
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement to dictate your falls,
Now you’re making me mad,
‘Cause maybe the season has ended, but we rule all.

You’ll be back, soon you’ll see
You’ll again shun all reality,
You’ll be back, time will tell
You’ll remember football’s served you well,
Seasons rise, records fall,
You have seen me justly rule it all
And if you fail to yield
I will dock your team a draft pick… all just to Protect the Shield.

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You say we have no morals and we stomp out fun,
You’ll be the suff’ring party if you’re truly done,
So don’t take back your Sundays,
Plus we still own your Mondays,
And we will keep your Thursdays,
Forever… forever… and ever and ever and ever…

You’ll be back, like before,
Your life’s meaningless, so you’ll want more,
Watch the Draft, all three days,
See how I earn heaps of PK’s praise,
If you’re gone, I’ll lose face,
You’ll call me a National Disgrace,
So if push comes to shove,
I will move another franchise—it’ll be the one you love!

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Da da dat—Do it or I’ll fine you!

[Every NFL player joins in. James Harrison will be fined $50,000 anyway.]

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