You don't need to hear it from me, but what a boring game with a boring outcome. I took the under in all of the prop bets my friend put together for a bottle of beer (and came away victorious,) but even I didn't expect it to be this low
Having successfully ignored pretty much all of the Superb Owl media news this week, it seems strange that THE BIG GAME is on Sunday. My employers main office is based in Massachusetts, so other than the occasional Patriots knob slobbing I overhear on conference calls, it would just be another
Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it's not Phoenix!) to crack wise on the images you see below. They truly are the best of the best (minus those commenting in the Superb Owl, those who may
You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn't watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure am not! That being said, I'm expecting a plethora of good material for next week, where Quoteables will march on, Hate Week and all. It's gonna
This was the first weekend I've sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the one hand, the games were much closer than I could've possibly expected and it was a little exciting to see some new blood doing well this
Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole "working 5 days in a row" thing has got to go. I mean, we're not JJ Watt or a nyet of Russians toiling in the beet mines for Bressus' sakes. That being said, you guys really brought your A GAME this
Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of defeat, Andy Reid unhinged his jaw and started devouring the Colts early enough for the clock not to matter and Alshon Jeffery probably won't be catching many
Hey everybody, welcome to another (late) week of Quotables. I will be taking over this segment for Blax from here until the end of the season, unless my worst possible outcome occurs, in which case I'l have drank until my heart stops and someone else will have to take over
Earlier this week, Blax let everybody know he wasn't going to be able to do Quoteables this week, which I assumed meant he was having a procedure of some kind done. As such, no one really got around to doing much of anything, until I foresaw some spare time at
Flashback to high school (college for the US readership contingent; middle school for our Asian readers) where you gotta take a Week 15 exam without even knowing how you did on Week 14. How do you know how much to study? How do you know what you don't know? Alas,
First off, losing to the 2018 49ers is a Michael Irvin sized bump, Seattle media.
Anyways, I am just now remembering that you all deserve results from last week. I straight up forgot. I guess I was too busy WINNING fantasy while starting Josh Rosen!
Nah - I'll get those together for
