Welcome to the world, kiddo. You made it! At last!
The last time I was writing about life advice for you - and for myself - I was cautious and perhaps a little bit scared of what was to come. As it turns out, I was wrong! In all the best
Dear forthcoming child,
With so much to do to prepare for your mid-November arrival, I wanted to take a few minutes to write down some fatherly advice to share with you. You may never end up reading this - in fact, staying off the internet outright is probably going to improve
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals God's apparent hatred for the Cleveland Browns. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than
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