Tag: Storytime

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 111)

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The scene: Iguana Mart, where WCS is climbing down from the eight stories of shelving, a half-full box of Diggler’s Donuts in his hand. Iguana Mart employees are restocking the once-empty shelves with boxes of yummy, if life-threatening, frosted treats. WCS: Man, those hit the spot! Hmm, maybe I should pick

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 110)

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The scene: The future, where Horatio Cornblower, Moosemas Gorilla, Otto and PK are currently wandering through the Wasteland after escaping from the cops. PK: Gee, it sure is hot out here. Otto’s Brain: We know. PK: Do you think maybe we’ll run into a Starbuck’s? I could really use a double-whip frappuccino. Horatio

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 109)

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The scene: The Iguana Mart of the future! And not the future minus five years, but the current future, where half (or more, I’m not really counting) of the DFO are spread across the landscape in various groupings, causing all sorts of future-mischief. Those rapscallions… Covalent Blonde is currently pushing a

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 106)

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The scene: That bright, shining beacon in the midst of The Wasteland, that veritable temple to rampant consumerism, the one and only... Yes, it's Iguana Mart! Covalent Blonde, WCS and Future Clone Debbie Harry stand near the entrance, gazing in wonder at the massive structure that stands before them, as mutants,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 105)

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The scene: Still the future! Although we're in a slightly less Wasteland-y part, thanks to Horatio Cornblower and Moosemas Gorilla finding a a rather large pond. They're currently splashing around in it, cleaning off all sorts of squirrel gore. Horatio Cornblower: Good job finding this place, pal! It's nice to