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Story Time with Fozz: A Place that I Love As Much as Bourbon
About a year ago, a dumb shit friend backed into my car and screwed up the bumper and hood. He didn’t want to report…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #15
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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‘Twas the Night Before Moosemas…
‘Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn’t going well Beelzebub was there, he…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm, home to the Secret Base of Doktor Zymm which of course houses the Laboratory of Doktor…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)
The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part One)
The scene: Hell. It’s a vast, wasted landscape where the screams of the damned echo throughout the burning plains and jagged mountains. The sky…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 101)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it’s beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 100)
The scene: The parking lot of the Iguana Mart in the future. Like, waaaay in the future, man. There’s currently a one-sided firefight going…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 99)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the lab where Doktor Zymm is trying to resurrect Yolanda the vampire from her current…