Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 93)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 1, 2017August 31, 2017

The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are wandering around. Jerry: This place is yuuuge! This is bigger than that resort we stayed at in Veracruz. BFC: Uh...yeah. That was a prison, not a resort, remember? Jerry:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 92)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 25, 2017August 24, 2017

The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This thing is wicked cool, bro. It's a metallic red with golden trim and racing flames, with yuuuge gold rims that look like they came off of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 18, 2017August 17, 2017

The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there's a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god's mansion. The ancients are digging the cool tunes (mostly Dick Dale and the Del-Tones, Booker T & the MG's and Santo & Johnny...Bruce has a great

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 90)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 11, 2017August 10, 2017

The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it and it sounds cool, that's why) sits a massive structure lit by neon. It's... All sorts of mutants, freaks and geeks converge here to indulge in that

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 89)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 4, 2017August 3, 2017

Hey, guys! That's right, I'm back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you... Hey, why are you guys looking at me like that? C'mon, it was one week. And I left you in the care of the Wee Baby Seamus, right? He promised to look after you

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 87)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 14, 2017July 12, 2017

The scene: The not-so-secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Marc Trestmans Windowless Van's van is pulling up outside, with Ballsofsteelandfury behind the wheel. He gets out, followed by Covalent Blonde, Moosemas Gorilla and Marc, and they head for the door. Nearby, Vodkamanboris and Coquettish Blonde are hiding in the

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 7, 2017July 6, 2017

The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many forgotten by time and history, reside. Ancient deities like Og, prehistoric god of the cave, hangs out here. He owns a condo next to Pok, ancient

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 30, 2017June 29, 2017

The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry: I mean... You said you wanted to get some swimming in on this trip. BFC (glaring): Remember that time in Naples? Jerry: Yeah...? BFC: When you slept with that gymnast? Jerry:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 23, 2017June 25, 2017

The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas and technicians from the island base hanging out. Covalent Blonde is flat on her back, watching the stars, the dusty old box of snacks she found

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 83)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 16, 2017June 14, 2017

The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean... The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He's got his shades on, he's kicking back in a beach chair, just digging the ocean view while knocking back a banana daiquiri. Yeah. Sometimes it's good to

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 82)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 9, 2017June 8, 2017

The scene: Marc Trestmans Windowless Van's new van. Well, new for Marc. This thing has really seen better days. In any event, Doktor Zymm is behind the wheel, although she's not driving. She's actually on her phone. Ballsofsteelandfury is asleep in the passenger seat, and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 81)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 2, 2017June 1, 2017

The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men...top men, mind you...are looking concerned while they smoke cigarettes. There's a feeling of tension running throughout the entire center. An elevator door slides open and a grim-faced General approaches the smoking men.