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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 98)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 3, 2017November 2, 2017
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The scene: The Deadly Jungle on the Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! A pair of crabmen, having escaped the lab (and an angry Fozz) are making their way through the foliage. King Crabman: Gbt tvu mk. [Well, that was certainly a setback.] Crabman #1: Mk! Tku vk gtgt! [A setback? We

HRTN Horror Double-Feature!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 27, 2017October 26, 2017
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The scene: An abandoned cabin in the woods, where Angry Girl Scout has brought Unsurprised, Litre Cola and the Maestro, in order to sacrifice them to her dark master in return for unimaginable power. At the moment, the three are tied up and leaning against the couch. Each of them

HRTN Horror Double Feature!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 20, 2017October 19, 2017
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That last film was pretty...weird. It must have been one of those European horror films that don't make as much sense in English. Or maybe it was Mexican. There was a masked wrestler in it, after all. And you're pretty sure it was dubbed. Whatever it was, though, it sure

HRTN Horror Double-Feature

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 13, 2017October 12, 2017
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Holy cow! That was intense! Like, that Moose guy found these cannibals trying to eat this brain guy, and then this old cannibal lady showed up and hacked him real good with a big ol' axe! There's popcorn all over the car now...you feel a little sheepish about getting so

HRTN Horror Double-Feature!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 6, 2017October 4, 2017
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How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are, sitting at the Vista Vue drive-in, waiting for the double-feature to start. It's going to go a lot better than your last date. I mean, it

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 97)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 29, 2017September 28, 2017
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The scene: The Iguana Mart of the Future! While the rest of the DFO has been up to their ears in trouble, Low Commander has been gathering up supplies and is now in a checkout line with a yuuuge cart full of future-stuff. Warblefunk is playing over the sound system.

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 96)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 22, 2017September 21, 2017
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The scene: The future! A time centuries from now, when mankind has survived countless wars, disasters and Zymm-related incidents to...well, maybe not thrive, exactly. I mean, it's more like mankind is still kicking around on a planet that's become pretty darn weird. Until recently Emperor Moose ruled with an iron

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 95)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 15, 2017September 15, 2017
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The scene: The Secret Base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Ballsofsteelandfury is walking down the hallway with Moosemas Gorilla, Jerry and BFC. BFC: We appreciate the tour! This place is yuuuge! Ballsofsteelandfury: No problem. I figured you guys should know your way around a bit. Jerry (walking toward a door): Hey,

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 93)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 1, 2017August 31, 2017
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The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are wandering around. Jerry: This place is yuuuge! This is bigger than that resort we stayed at in Veracruz. BFC: Uh...yeah. That was a prison, not a resort, remember? Jerry:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 92)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 25, 2017August 24, 2017
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The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This thing is wicked cool, bro. It's a metallic red with golden trim and racing flames, with yuuuge gold rims that look like they came off of

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