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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)
The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there’s a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 90)
The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 89)
Hey, guys! That’s right, I’m back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you… Hey, why are you guys looking at…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 87)
The scene: The not-so-secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Marc Trestmans Windowless Van’s van is pulling up outside, with Ballsofsteelandfury behind the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)
The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 83)
The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean… The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 82)
The scene: Marc Trestmans Windowless Van’s new van. Well, new for Marc. This thing has really seen better days. In any event, Doktor Zymm…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 81)
The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men…top men, mind you…are looking concerned while…