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Dear HRTN…
The scene: The HRTN editor’s meeting room. It’s a large room with a table and several chairs around it.Covalent Blonde, Old School Zero, Ballsofsteelandfury…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 80)
The scene: The Last Resort resort in Cancun, where a bunch of DFOers are enjoying the sun, the pool and the alcohol. Yeah Right…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 79)
The scene: That wasteland known as the Forbidden Zone, where Top Detective and Hard-boiled Detective have arrived at the scene of the carnage from…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 78)
The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 6): Draft Night (Part 1)
Ext. The Seahawks “war room” in Renton, WA. It is draft night, April 27, 2017. Pete Carroll stands over a table full of papers,…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the sun is hot, the beers are cold and the bikinis are tiny. The spring break crowd is…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 4)
Ext. Dane County Regional Airport, Madison WI. Pete Carroll & John Schneider have just landed after a regional airline flight from Chicago. John Schneider:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 77)
The scene: The large, if largely unused, dining room in the castle of Death. It’s large because, duh, it’s in a castle. It’s been…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 3)
Ext. Tuscaloosa Regional Airport. Two men, walking out the airport’s main exit. Pete Carroll: Now John, do you remember why we came to Alabama? John…