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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)
The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of… Look, I’m not gonna explain it…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 75)
The scene: The Castle of Death, in Chihuahua, Mexico, where our band of intrepid DFOers, with the help of a pair of valiant luchadores…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 1)
Ext. VIRGINIA MASON ATHLETIC CENTER (VMAC) – Renton, WA Ext. A third floor conference room. Two people sit at a large table. A plethora…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 74)
The scene: The meeting room of the DFO clubhouse. Unsurprised is tied to a chair while Future Clone Debbie Harry sits at the head…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 73)
The scene: The Moosemobile, which is racing desperately towards the Castle of Death while a mad clown clings to the hood. Future Moose is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 72)
The scene: The In-N-Out across from the DFO clubhouse. PK is backing out of the store quickly, laden down with packages of cookies, potato…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 71)
The scene: The twisted road which leads toward the Castle of Death, on which the Moosemobile currently sits. And on top of the Moosemobile…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It’s deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y’see,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 68)
The scene: The dark, dank dungeon of the Castle of Death, where the DFOers are being held prisoner. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Covalent Blonde,…