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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)
The scene: The Moosemobile, with Covalent Blonde behind the wheel. She is currently navigating the long, twisting road leading up a craggy hill to…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 66)
The scene: The open highway, where Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower are driving down the road in a 1961 Corvette convertible. Moosemas Gorilla is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 65)
The scene: A dark, foreboding castle, high up on a craggy hill. The moon is full, a bright beacon in the inky blackness of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)
The scene: The open road, just a ways from the Door Flies Open clubhouse, purt near the edge of town and a stone’s throw…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 63)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s car, where Future Moose is driving Zymm back to the DFO clubhouse from Wally’s World of Waffles. Man in Plaid…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 62)
The scene: An unnamed bar in the Free and Sovereign State of Chihuahua, Mexico. Ballsofsteelandfury is sitting at a table in a dark corner,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 61)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the Moosemas party is in full swing. The music is loud, the Moosemas Brew is flowing freely, and…
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Week 16 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and This Year’s Night Before Christmas Story
[soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/298989561″ params=”color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false” width=”100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /] [Free Ballin’ Football Podcast Collective Editor’s Note: I’d be derelict in my duties if I didn’t give…
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DFO Bible Stories: The Christmas Story
1When Mary was engaged to Joseph, but before they were married, an angel appeared to Mary and told her she would conceive a child.…