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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 60)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory, where she is finally completing her work on Future Moose. Zymm is wearing her super-sciencey microscopic glasses and inserting…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Epilogue
Balls finished cleaning up and splashed some water on his face. He took a drink from the glass of cold tap water by the…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)
Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)
Author’s Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Zymm has a pair of super hi-tech surgical magnifying glasses on, and is carefully working…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 58)
The scene: The Shop Till U Drop superstore, where the motto is,“It’s cheaper to deal than steal!” The front of the store is in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo,…
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Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping
I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)
The scene: Future Moose’s opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry.…