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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 55)
The scene: 150 million years ago. Early afternoon. Before lunch, but long enough after breakfast that you’re getting peckish. You’re thinking of those Diggler’s…
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Week 10 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and Goodell Gets Paid a Visit by an Old Friend
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 54)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Cookiethulhu has just pulled the Man in Plaid #2 out of his mouth in front of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 52)
A note to our loyal readers: Here at the busy offices of Hard Ride To Nowhere we’re sure to read each and every piece…
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Facts vs TV: The Green Bay Experience
DFO Note: Our own Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus was kind enough to brave the elements and his team not doing as well…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 51)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse. A meeting is in progress. In attendance are Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, Ballsofsteelandfury, WCS, Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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Old Balls Yell at Cloud
Take a look at this piece of glorious goodness: I was made aware of the existence of this by a retweet of our own…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 50)
The scene: Future Moose’s bedchamber. It’s still yuuuge. And Future Clone Debbie Harry is still pillow-fighting Future Clone Lynda Carter in a seemingly endless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 49)
The scene: Wally’s World of Waffles, where Future Clone Debbie Harry and PK are finishing off a 36-inch waffle. Granted, most of the ingestion…