My Titans preview was an unhinged mash note to Marcus Mariota. I stand by it. Emotional stability is not a personal goal. The good news are that Tennessee is 5-5, which ain’t insurmountable in the AFC playoff race, and Mariota enters Week 12 healthy. And rested AF. [shakes head, lights cig] It was
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You Philistines Don’t Deserve Marcus MarioTa – Titans 2019 Preview
A lot to unpack there! First, hey Fox: fuck you for the misspelling. I’m gonna speculate that the graphics guy was an older feller who thought “Sounds like Torretta, Ruthless Posse WOOO”, and didn’t name check out of self-satisfaction (“I can’t be racist, I know Italians!”). Too much? Listen, you misspell
Titans @ Texans – Monday Night Existential Open Thread
2018 Titans at the Bye: A Scientific Evaluation, with Science
[Banner via Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave] The season was promising for Tennessee. The Titans had a solid offensive line, decent young receivers with promise, OK defense with quality pass rushing prospects, and had a top secondary that seemed improved by CB Malcolm Butler. At RB, runaway tank Derrick Henry would be complemented
The Makeover: 2018 Titans Preview
Late last season, the consensus was that the Titans’ weak spot was coaching. It was reasonable: when Tennessee won, it was ugly and against bad teams. The offense was inefficient and very predictable. Even a serious professional, like TE Delanie Walker, said that players had to “overcome coaching” after a
Your “All This Coded Language Must Mean Everything’s Fine” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It Ends Tonight! Titans @ Patriots Divisional Open Thread
2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands to be destroyed by Tom Brady on his ascension to Unparalleled Excellence. That’s forward progress even Jeff Tripplette can’t deny. Last Saturday the Titans won its first
Titans Bye Report: In The Mix
Monday Night Feast! Colts @ Titans Open Thread
Both teams are 2-3, and fill the bottom half of the lowest wattage division in the NFL. Luck is out. Mariota (hamstring - questionable) says he'll go--i.e., Cassel is definitely in the mix. But enough table-setting. This is my position on "Pfft, baseball's on" taeks: Artist's lesss handome conception via lolafilms.com IND-TEN is
Two Word Review: Chic Sandwich – Titans 2017 Preview
Last year the Titans finished 9-7, and have been generating buzz ever since. Since February, I've been reading that they're expected to win the AFC South this season. The offensive linemen became celebrities thanks to a Stanley Cup run by the Predators and catfish fetishists: Even schedule makers are complicit in