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Beerguyrob - July 8, 2021July 8, 2021
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NFL Noise: According to the NFL's Chief Medical Doctor, 68% of all players have had at least one dose of COVID vaccine. That outpaces the national rate of 67.1 percent and is well ahead of the national rate of 53 percent for men between 18-39. There are five teams on

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Beerguyrob - October 22, 2019October 22, 2019
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(As a Canadian, I should have gone with Joe Carter. But that was a Game 6; tonight is Game 1.) NFL Nuggets: It's Trading Season! Somehow, the Patriots still have enough cap room to acquire Mohamed Sanu from the Falcons. For a 2020 second-round pick. It highlights the fact that the

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Beerguyrob - October 15, 2019October 15, 2019
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NFL Nuggets: The NFL managed to accomplish the impossible last night & turned the Lions into pitiable victims.  Trey Flowers is risking a fine by stating the obvious: "I didn't think hands to the chest was a penalty." Lions safety Tracy Walker was all out of fucks in his post-game presser:

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Beerguyrob - August 21, 2019August 21, 2019
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NFL Notes: I hope his partner isn't from Atlanta: Ray Lewis is going to be on "Dancing With The Stars".   Having braved the DWTS online store, I can assure viewers that while there is a selection of branded housewares available, no knife collections were available. From Disney subsidiary ESPN comes

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