Better Know a Banner Bracket: BOLTMAN Regional

Senor Weaselo - February 28, 2019February 28, 2019

And here we are, the fourth and final of our regional previews. This is the BOLTMAN Regional. OHHHHH YEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH! Erhem. Sorry. We all have our femurs intact? Good. Let's go. 1. "[Is] there also a Cripso's on another corner in Compton?" 16. "THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN

Better Know a Banner Bracket: SHAN’KHOR Regional

Senor Weaselo - February 27, 2019February 26, 2019

Welcome to the third day of bracket previews for the first annual [DFO] Banner Tournament, pitting past banners against each other for the glory of the wrath of the Lord. That's a church sign I saw in New Jersey the other day. I don't know if we should be praising

Better Know a Banner Bracket: GAMBLOR Regional

Senor Weaselo - February 26, 2019February 25, 2019

Greetings again, and welcome back to the first annual [DFO] Banner Tournament Preview. And may I confirm, this is just the PREVIEW. The tournament proper doesn't start until Friday, as that is March 1st. These four days (yesterday, today, tomorrow, and Thursday) are just the unveiling of the regions—take that

Better Know a Banner Bracket: BLEERGH Regional

Senor Weaselo - February 25, 2019February 24, 2019

Welcome to the first of four days of bracket previews before the First Annual [DFO] Bracket Tournament, colloquially known as—actually, we're still working on it; Banner Madness is the best we got and that's still kinda meh. Either way, we start by delving to the upper left side of the

Announcing…

Senor Weaselo - February 24, 2019February 23, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbP1pAp49mA …The first-ever [DFO] Banner Tournament! Yes, it's been a long time coming, and now that it's almost March, it's finally here. We went through as many banner comments as we could find from the beginning of the site (thanks, Internet Wayback Archive!), including a brand-new archive of current banners (dating from