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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 1, 2023June 1, 2023
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Good evening and Happy June. I'm writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our first date, and if I'm in the DFO clubhouse typing away instead of celebrating, something has gone horribly wrong. Speaking of things going horribly wrong, the reason

Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round AFL Recap” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 25, 2023May 24, 2023
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Evening. Five posts in one month from this guy?  I guess you all can't get rid of me. This past weekend was the AFL's Sir Doug Nicholls Round, and while you may recognize that term from Balls's previous writeups, I thought maybe tonight I could do an homage to BeerGuyRob and

Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 12, 2017December 12, 2017
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Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health care and bragging about his head-of-state's glove size.  But enough about maple leaf condoms, I volunteered to fill in today for two reasons: Chanukah and the

Your “I’ve Had Enough of This Crap!” Thursday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 3, 2016
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Dear Lord! There’s another Republican debate tonight? From Detroit?! The Fox Theater?! On Fox News?! /checks cable package; relieved Fox News isn't listed //wishes Robocop was real ///ends up on FBI watch list   It might be fun to watch Megyn Kelly grind Trump's balls, if all those other chucklefucks weren't going to trip on

“She Stoops To Conquer”, A Wednesday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 2, 2016
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"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs." After last night, the Ninth Commandment is going to be getting strained pretty seriously, as opponents try to run down the leaders. AMC might as well keep showing the "Godfather" movies on repeat. Hillary sure seems like she's going to pull

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