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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Cincinnati Bengals

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Beerguyrob - December 7, 2017December 6, 2017
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Sweet, sweet hatred - I found you at last. For as long as I have been torturing myself (and you) with these articles, I had yet to find concrete examples of undiluted anger. Sure, there were a few armchair patriots who got their say in during the early days of the

Your “Huh – A Quality Monday Night Game. How’d That Happen?” Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 23, 2017October 23, 2017
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NFL News: Ezekiel Elliott gets to play Sunday against the [Redacteds]. The NFL was denied an expedited preliminary injunction in advance of the October 30th hearing into their appeal of the injunction related to a different appeal. The earliest Zeke can be sidelined is November 5th. Vontaze Burfict will not be

Your “If Monday Had A Face, I’d Punch It” Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 28, 2017August 28, 2017
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NFL News: Getting an early start to missing part of the season, Vontaze Burfict is facing a suspension for an illegal hit back in the Bengals second pre-season game versus the Chiefs. If it happens, his repeat offender status will result in it being five games, and cost Burfict $882,353 in

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