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ballsofsteelandfury - December 7, 2020December 7, 2020
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Good afternoon, all! Today we have an extra bonus game thanks to the Ravens' strength and conditioning coach being a complete moron. Actually, that's not really fair. I read somewhere that they found 4 different strains of COVID in the Baltimore Ravens franchise. So, it wasn't only the strength

Your So Happy It’s Thursday Before July 4th Holiday Open thread

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ballsofsteelandfury - July 2, 2020July 2, 2020
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Good evening, all! Your normal evening thread host, Beerguyrob, is off somewhere in British Columbia celebrating the end of the school year. That means you get me today and tomorrow. I did check with the authorities and they told me in very clear terms that I could not

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Land of Milk & Honey

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Sharkbait - May 8, 2020May 8, 2020
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Well, we've survived another week in the nightmare known as 2020. I've got to be honest, all days are starting to run together. It seems like the only way I can keep track of the days is writing this column every week. It's the little things right? Anyway, on to

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Fancy Fancy

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Sharkbait - April 24, 2020April 24, 2020
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Well, its Friday once again. That means we're mixing drinks again. Usually, my cocktail selection process follows one of two paths. I either search the web with a pre selected base spirit in mind to find an obscure drink or recipe I've never had before. The other method is to

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bittersweet

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Sharkbait - April 17, 2020April 17, 2020
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Happy Friday...wait, is it Friday?   Regardless, it's a day that ends with "Y", so we should start drinking right? So let's get to it. Just like last week, I'm dipping into the "bench" and instead of using the canton again, I'm instead using elder flower liqueur as a key ingredient. But

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