Your MAF (Monday Afternoon Football) Open thread

Good afternoon, all! Today we have an extra bonus game thanks to the Ravens’ strength and conditioning coach being a complete moron. Actually, that’s not really fair. I read somewhere that they found 4 different strains of COVID in the Baltimore Ravens franchise.

So, it wasn’t only the strength and conditioning coach.

Today we have the Washington Football Team of the incredibly shitty NFC East facing the Pittsburgh Steelers who are, so I hear, undefeated this season.

Admiral Akbar, anyone?

The Seahawks certainly know what I’m talking about. I am still smiling about Los Gigantes going into Seattle and shutting down the Seahawks’ offense. I’m not a Giants fan, of course, but I love love love dominant defenses giving their teams an opportunity to win.

On the bright side, the game is at Heinz Field, so the chance of a career-ending knee injury to a player on either team is minimized.

Speaking of knee injuries, the Steelers will be without Bud Dupree, who tore an ACL on that same Heinz Field last week against the Ravens. It doesn’t look like anyone on the Steelers caught the COVID from the Ravens, so that’s good news. Ben was gimpy and did not practice all week, so it will be interesting to see if Washington can put pressure on him and sack him repeatedly.

If they do, Washington will certainly have a good chance to win this game.

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Rudy will be asking the Supreme Court to overturn the results of his COVID test.

Dunstan

No wonder you don’t hear about Falcons players getting COVID, they can’t seem to catch anything.

ArmedandHammered

Gotta think Michigan is tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

rockindog

Washington is gonna have to remove “Football” from their name next.

herodotus450

THIS WASHINGTON TEAM, I CALL THEM FOIA DOCUMENTS BECAUSE THEY WERE AT LEAST MORE INTERESTING WHEN THEY WERE REDACTED!

LemonJello

I think I heard that at the end of his rookie year, Lamar Jackson bought his O-line rolex watches.

Joe Burrow should get his O-line IED’s

Just Stop Dude

Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller

Senor Weaselo

I’m getting more COVID information from Fantasy Football morning shows than the Trump Administration.

clint greasewood

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

Doktor Zymm

Like always, Tits didn’t pay attention to the fat guy

BFC

They warned me that if Biden was elected, Tennessee would be overrun by The Browns, and they were right!

Dunstan

NFL knows exactly what its doing by telling the Donks tough shit on not having a QB. We’re all going to watch this game now.

Spur

The South Park cutouts deserve a refund for this game

Gatoraids

Haha, the interesting thing is now every commenter has hobo blood lust and will have to fulfill it on their own.

Mr. Ayo