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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: The Sultan’s Plate

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yeah right - May 16, 2021May 15, 2021
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Good morning folks! It's that time again. Hope everyone is experiencing a lightening of stress, maybe finding an extra bounce in your step and holy fucking shit, this spring feels a little different than last years. The local health experts are saying LA County can reach herd immunity this summer.  I know last year

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Grilled yogurt marinated chicken with Aleppo Pepper

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yeah right - June 16, 2019June 11, 2019
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Hey everybody! Welcome back. Happy dead ass middle of the goddamn offseason for the NFL. Motherfucker it's a long way until September. One of the best ways to pass the time, especially during the summer? Grilling things! Or baseball. /ducks No, we'll grill things today instead. I want to introduce you to a new spice this morning.

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scotchnaut - February 7, 2016
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Well, somehow we made it. I'm so glad that we didn't have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know which teams are playing? That's what I thought. Between that and Hippo's excellent breakdown of the game I've nothing to say about that end of things

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