Wait, Is Johnny Really Dead????

Wait, this first story seems very familiar.

http://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2015/07/04/amy-dickinson-toxic-relationship/29637387/

This story is TEARING ME APART.

Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future wife. She has not been faithful to me.

I recently overheard her talking to her friend about how she was unfaithful to me. When I confronted her, all that she said was that she couldn’t talk right now. I feel like I have to record everything in my own house just to learn the truth.

To make things even more stressful is the fact that she recently told a couple of people that I hit her, but it’s not true. I did not hit her. I’m not sure why she has been acting like this lately. She did just find out that her mother has breast cancer, and that might be playing a role in her behavior.

We still always find time to make love, so I don’t know why she would go out seeking it from someone else. I just can’t believe she would do this to me. I love her so much, she is my everything, and I don’t know that I could go on without her. She is tearing me apart.

What should I do? — Devastated

Was this an excuse to post The Room shit?  YES IT WAS SHUT UP

Anyhoo, this gentleman is a hero, or (SPOILER for a movie you should have seen already) Johnny’s ghost typing from BEYOND THE GRAVE