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Sexy Friday, Starring Emily Ratajkowski
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So there is a t-shirt for women directed towards me. I feel special.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e70cd7eba0a7237a5432febe9f0ae51c/tumblr_npjzvgN8iT1qzk8duo1_1280.jpg
Speaking of; I forgot This Week In Nice SHIRT.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/1f06f3ec9744ffa36dcde1969210b206/tumblr_npyoytt3EV1qixedeo1_1280.jpg
Kelly Brook has great assets besides her boobs.
That said, DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! Look at dem tittays!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/afac8c6ae9dda74544c50fecd1b57322/tumblr_nsb62yBGrK1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b29534b676a80ee3c86e4e1ae410b21c/tumblr_ns9wkxGFLV1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Those are tremendous.
Those heels…
I’ll see your Tania Raymonde still and raise you a gif.
Is that Hope Solo? If so, I understand a lot of things now…
Fuck. It’s so easy to fall down the well and want to post EVERYTHING in response to a Moose comment.
………….
I know.
Right now, next week is looking like a toss-up between Alexandra Daddario and a fuckton of Emily Blunt gifs.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxouh2czmM1r325njo2_500.gif
If a single finger is the universal sign for ‘come here’, what’s two fingers?
Does it mean “I know where your G-spot is.”?
I would like to think so.
It’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
I am not sure, but when I was in England I got the feeling it was similar to ‘dismissive wanking motion’ only somewhat more polite.
That is one of those where…….. either. I like both….. I LIKE both.
Dear Moose,
Is that Anne?
I like this version quite a bit more than Miley’s.
It’s also important to know how to defend against knife attacks.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/19c9ce6a64c3ed05bbc62ca43a83d9e5/tumblr_mqwzn9xsoo1sbitb2o1_400.gif
With her role in TD she could turn me into a Cure fan.
Is this thing on? Hooray, Sexy Friday is back!
/taps microphone, deafening feedback squeal
Just a bit behind…
?w=604
Glad to see you here Mr. NATO!!!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/b2c242636a381de2f3ee228ace41ef00/tumblr_nillqm7GhV1rsxqqio1_500.gif
Hey, hurry up! This way to Sexy Friday!
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Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I’m half crazy,
All for the love of you!
Look, I may have a urinary tract infection or I may not….. I will go to the doctor when I have time.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/4f15b4106a20ac22872ca9b81ef76281/tumblr_nq0zoc2K3s1u0dkiio1_1280.jpg
Hasbian
Just back from the bars. Showed a friend how dc has changed in the two years he’d been away. What did I miss in the hours I was away from DFO?
These guys are not too famous, I’ve seen them a few time in small venues and RR. Always liked them.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/deb39e4c2d0dd884696937587af79c31/tumblr_nnwjdfNBvD1uq3x5lo1_r1_250.gif
For the grown-ups (NSFW):
Backseat bra-on action, http://gfycat.com/HeartyUnfinishedAntarcticfurseal.
Soapy handbra, http://gfycat.com/HugeHiddenEastrussiancoursinghounds.
Most of her True Detective glory, http://gfycat.com/InfamousCostlyHarrierhawk.
The rest of her True Detective glory, http://gfycat.com/DecimalHiddenCanary.
Mutant dick eating popcorn. Yeah.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/d3e5724180d876d04f9cc5dbd5c21c7f/tumblr_nlvh13IK221r8dxfio1_r1_400.gif
Old dudes; great song.
Anne thinks “Yeah, I’m comfortable in my sexuality, a married heterosexual woman, an actor, I just have some laughs and do this bit. It might even be fun.”
Anne doing bit [SPLOOOSH] “GOD DAMN IT.”
http://38.media.tumblr.com/dad1bc869a007f5cb691f140a55ca4c5/tumblr_npnmd8qfDo1ssel0ao2_250.gif
Really, who could cast a stone?
Bonus points for not having the attitude problem shared by some of her co-workers.
So you are making a porn and the male actors are M.I.A.; so you go to the I.T. guy?!?!
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Wood……… bench……
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ietmUvtV1rtmw2wo1_1280.jpg
Autumn (Reeser) is coming …
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e4f2f4e03c3f2ca1b1a257f169fb1db8/tumblr_nonq4jDcMA1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Alright kids! Everyone have their water and snacks? It’s going to be a long ride before we get there.
Does anyone need to pee?
Bullshit! At least two of you need to pee.
I’m not stopping for 188 miles. Better clinch that bladder.
Where’s Beth Ann?
“Beth Ann pooped her shoe!”
“Oh goddamnit. Davey get your cousin James!”
“Somebody get that poop off her shoe!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5nEeHGWi6o
I will NEVER drive these kids to Texas again!
Nothing really happened while you were out.
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Are you calling me that? Asking for some? Watching Goldfinger?
Howdy folks!
I’m home and I’m gonna get ta drinkin”
Happy Sexy Friday.
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This week at work summarized via gif.
I prolly shouw get some realism inyahere.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/05fb4e272fe13e10f03e230e21eef97f/tumblr_inline_nhguz1QlYI1sz5k7g.gif
Any Friday without Johnny Sugar is sexy. Welcome back dinguses!!!
This is like an open thread, so here’s Michael Sam’s first ever play as a pro. He finished with 0 tackles and didn’t play very well in limited action.
http://www.tsn.ca/cfl/video/cfl-in-game-sam-s-first-cfl-play~674741
And here’s a .gif to stay on topic:
ALL HAIL HYPNO-PINKY
I take it I missed the CFL rivebrog?
SERENITY NOW
Sci Fi joke make Moose laugh.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/13f303f44ab83b53afba25b2afb5d02d/tumblr_nrsse10pCt1s2i1z2o1_500.gif
OK, peeps; here is tonight’s:
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/12314/59772/
Some of the rating are not that high, but think it is dericious ….
Higher rated here;
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/dry-dock-seven-seas-double-ipa/110652/
At 9.0% I am one handsome and funny mother fucker.
*Just looked at checking balance; not rich.
Yvonne is unbelievable.
http://tiviseries.mobi/wp-content/uploads/yvonne-strahovski-pictures-4.jpg
Pretty sure that is a fake….. also pretty sure ain’t care!!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/36018b397af4125312556434a2981640/tumblr_nrtn0tzTfZ1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg
I would enjoy buying Ms. Lilly a nice cup of coffee.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/54113e89faa3e8aecc3dd48e73c39b7c/tumblr_nr48rd8wgw1uqwtn9o1_1280.jpg
I fucking hate Tom Cruise, but she got me through the movie.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/3396e9185a95f753b40fe54223152b5e/tumblr_no105goXRS1u9tvzco1_500.gif
I was semi-neutral (not a fan, but I’d watch one of his movies) until I watched Going Clear.
Just…ick.
I have a strict no-Tom Cruise movie policy. Can’t stand him.
That is a fucking good policy; every thing I’ve seen him in I was always how many thousands of actor could be doing a better job with this role.
Movies that we didn’t like but that had great sound traks?
King Kong (1976).
The writing, acting, directing were, well, not that great. But holy shit Jessica Lange ~ was an aesthetic wonder in the movie.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/7ceeb989417c351deb02e289e75ed92f/tumblr_ndbo8d8lB01rj28rmo1_1280.jpg
That reminds me, I’ve still got to do that post on the Andy Sidaris movies…
Ballz; here is the whole set:
http://stigmartyr762.tumblr.com/post/124057741681/sarahxwritesstuff-myself-and-this-girl-who-i
You are truly The Man.
/leaves DFO for a few hours.
//who am I kidding? Minutes.
I know she’s a porn star, but her damn smile, build, look, movement style; I’m attributing things that may not really be there, but she is just……
Yes, I hear ya! Agreed.
Almost forgot; The Week in Nice Fucking Dress.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/94e638948c84c83b1b60f8458046cf5d/tumblr_nr8i5pHsXI1uqwtn9o1_1280.jpg
I’ll see your commie Muslim Russian Irina Shayk and raise you a good old-fashioned American woman, Jaimie Alexander:
imgur.com/Y3L39rZ (NSFW)
Yes! I think we posted that before at THE OTHER place. That is fucking fantastic. How intentional do you think? My theory is that she wanted to show some tail, but not the whole cat.
I’m really not sure, but I’m glad she wore that dress. I also appreciate that she shaved.
Sorry, but I still love the “Yeah, she’s just my roommate!” joke.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/07888d7dd562bb8697cabb4fc81a4792/tumblr_nskupgBUi01urggopo1_500.gif
Butt she is!
ooooooooooooh, hai.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me980s1m6F1qjaetvo1_500.jpg
So for those not yet aware, I plan to run some Hall of Fame Game pre-programming on Twitter Sunday; a livetweet of a game of (the surprisingly deep, gameplay-wise) Oregon Trail 5th Edition. I did this once before and the three people who read it had a blast. I think it’ll be better with some audience participation, though, so I hope many of you will choose to politely tolerate it for a few hours.
Just scanned back through the comments; great fucking job peeps!!
Also; Balls, if you can actually smell your avatar you must have spilled milk or orange juice on it.
Something….
Damn, that is a really nice gif there!
I’d like to thank the unpaid (unless you count aaalll the free butt seks) for all this; to me the Sexy Friday/open thread is one of the best things ever. Cooking drinking and posting…. occasional “Sure, honey, yeah, but I’ll get to it tomorrow.”*
*people thinks it’s weird talking to your dog like that.
Unless the dog starts talking back, I wouldn’t worry about it.
Uht oh.
Sofia Vergara running without a bra on.
Dude; that’s fucking dangerous.
She purty.
hey OSZ I’m in ur deschutez, drinkin ur fresh squeezd
You betta not be in town without telling me.
That’s done tasty beer doe
Nah, I’m still in Austin. The IPA is so fresh I might as well be in Oregon though. Love this beer so much.
OK, 156 comments and the site still loads. I may sleep tonight after all.
DTZM sleeps.
Site crashes & burns due to Moose uploading over 2300 gifs in a three-hour period, taking the entire WP site with it.
The rest of us run for the hills before DTZM wakes up.
/Shaking fist and squinting at Beef Mo
Sure, blame the messenger!
OK, the reply thing is happening again; my latest perversions are……….. down below.
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BALLS
Your Haley pic is done.
She is lovely!
That was just to get your attention, boyo. Where do you want your Haley pic to go to?
Thanks! I put the address in your original comment lower in the thread. Thanks for doing it!
Got it, sent it, lemme know if it’s A-OK.
OMG, that is Perfect! Thanks so much!
If you’re ever in LA, beer on me.
No problem!
But I refuse to pour beer on you. That’s just…weird.
That wuz back in them good ol’ days, before libruls made cigarettes give you cancer.
Back in the old days my dad’s doctor was a two to three pack of camel straights; guess what he died of. Good doctor though, he and my dad would go have a smoke; that part is still a good memory.
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