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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Emily could charm the nuts off a well built machine.
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This week in Nice Fucking Shirt.
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JJ Watt hates this selfie.
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“So guess what I’m wearing?”
“What?”
“Why don’t you come over and find out.”
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Those are pure thoughts; purely boning Lake Bell over the back of the couch after she doughnut glazed your face. That is very pure.
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What’s sup LAAAAAAAAAAAADIES?!?
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I eated a Mediterranean seasoned tuna steak, from the “bake in” bag I get fresh from Publix. With a guava square pastry for dessert, and Sumpin Sumpin ale looming in the fridge.
Getting a Publix in town is likely the best thing that ever happened to this simple Hippo.
/sorry, kids – but you know you can be real asses sometimes
Doesn’t sound that bad, especially topped with Sumpin’!!
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Anybody here ever had a bunny chow before? That’s curry there on the inside.
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/Wonders what Mr. Hippo actual did with Emily’s shoulders.
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WHOA, WHAO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOAA!
I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!
Landing porn.
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Perhaps you should start with your relationship with your mother……
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Comic conventions did not look like this back in the ’80s.
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Time to get hammered.
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Well, except that one……..
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Well that one didn’t but this one did.
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Let me try this again:
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HAHAHAHA!!
Sorry, I’m just glad it’s not just me.
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Emily Ratajkowski would make a great mistress, as I’m sure Ben Affleck would agree. I’ve been watching Scrubs lately, and I totally forgot how awesome Sarah Chalke was
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One thing she can do that I don’t think Emily can is provide you with a turgid comedy boner.
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Can you make the site more accessible to the hearing impaired?
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This may be to explicit judging by the turgid state in which I find myself after viewing:
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Mr. Bowie…
Here we go..
Alone in a hotel room: Check
Drinking Mill Street Organic Lager: Check
Drinking The Glenlivet 12: Check
Waiting on Khinese food: Check
Watching “You Gotta Eat Here”: Check
Wondering Why I Feel So Lonely and Pathetic: Not Checked. I’ve got time to myself and I’m picking up The Boy from a leadership camp tomorrow. Life is good.
OK, I admit this may be going too far; but I’ll throw it out there as a concept.
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Can we do TWIC and pancake porn as in one shot?
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People always say Mary Ann is preferred. I say you are marooned on an island for fuck’s sake; BOTH. Not like you can’t out do the Skipper.
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Some sploosh never hurts; it helps.
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I recently moved, and when I did so, I bought a projector and built myself a new computer. I just connected my new computer to my projector, and since I now intend to ditch y’all and go watch porn I figured Sexy Friday was the place to brag about my awesome A/V setup. Yet another reason I can’t wait for football to start.
My preferences are entirely mood based. And no, I don’t pull the curtains. Due to the nature of projectors they are already pulled (Lots of lumens, but still better in the dark). Also, there is a large apartment building across from me, so despite being further from the street than I was in my old place, I feel I have somewhat less privacy.
Random comment to Moose to prove a theory:
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There is a god..or in this case Goddess
As someone that went to high school with Emily, I’ve always been surprised (poor word choice I guess, because she looks great) that she’s become as big a star as she is now. It’s funny now in retrospect because she wasn’t really even considered to be the “hottest” girl at the school by the general consensus/brosephs.
I’m really trying to think back to any meaningful interaction that we had, and I can’t think of one, but that’s probably because… Let’s just say Horratio and I would probably be sharing a locker, if we had them. Anywho…
/Cool story bro
//Shows self out
Er, yeah! Of, course I did…!
The guy she actually doinked, even then, was an, odd choice, to say the least…
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