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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I am a leaf on the wind. With a full erection.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, I’m getting too excited about the new Request Line feature we’ve been brainstorming. I need to calm down.

So…what’s going on in here?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nuttin’ to see here, mister….. May as well move along, nope nothing happened, nope, no crimes committed here, no-sir-eee. Nope.

ballsofsteelandfury

Request Line? What the what? You mean we can request gifs from Moose?

MOAR HOLA HOOP GIRLS PLEEZ!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, the new Mock Draft/DFO Radio replacement feature.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ah! Just saw the Google thing. Yeah, that’s pretty cool.

Brick Meathook
Sep

Good luck explaining that to your stepdad

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I’d love that, but the pages would NEVER load.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Great, thanks; we can always go back in time…………line.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Since this is the open thread, I moved it back to the top.

ballsofsteelandfury

WhooHoo!

Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“So guess what I’m wearing?”

“What?”

“Why don’t you come over and find out.”

http://33.media.tumblr.com/6c267af681af3326056fcf89ad929cf6/tumblr_noaawjCfIx1rn41pho1_400.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I love her so much. My wife growls at me when she comes on screen, because she knows I’m having impure thoughts.

King Hippo

That’s a man/woman difference for sure. We are always pleased for our special ladyfriend to have impure thoughts over a celebrity type, whatever takes pressure off us!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Those are pure thoughts; purely boning Lake Bell over the back of the couch after she doughnut glazed your face. That is very pure.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/e26b67be490f237880eb7fbe3d01699c/tumblr_nnhs9gCqoo1roz5p1o3_r2_500.png

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Can someone with PhotoShop skills put Todd Haley wearing Steelers gear in that picture? That would just go perfect with our Steelers preview.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

OK. Almost done already.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That would be so spectacular.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I stuck him in the car…that OK? Give me an email address to send it to, and you can give it a thumbs up or down.

ballsofsteelandfury

You rock! Thanks!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

I eated a Mediterranean seasoned tuna steak, from the “bake in” bag I get fresh from Publix. With a guava square pastry for dessert, and Sumpin Sumpin ale looming in the fridge.

Getting a Publix in town is likely the best thing that ever happened to this simple Hippo.

/sorry, kids – but you know you can be real asses sometimes

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Doesn’t sound that bad, especially topped with Sumpin’!!

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8a19e5603651ca9e55fccd1194631d88/tumblr_nrltlsE6pR1qlz1v3o1_500.gif

ballsofsteelandfury

What would be awesome is if that loaf was hollowed out and filled with meats and cheeses. Oh, baby!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Anybody here ever had a bunny chow before? That’s curry there on the inside.

http://orsimages.unileversolutions.com/ORS_Images/Knorr_en-ZA/1.1.726_30_1.1.726_326X580.Jpeg

ballsofsteelandfury

I have. That’s good eating!

King Hippo

Beyond the obvious, ya know what I REALLY fucking did about Emily? Her shoulders. I have only recently realized what a thing I have for shoulders like hers. Just delightfully sexy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/Wonders what Mr. Hippo actual did with Emily’s shoulders.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/f404421f3930e74a9a71b199c8995f35/tumblr_nmmcpiwi8K1qd3fpno1_500.gif

Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHOA, WHAO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOAA!

I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!

Landing porn.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/20f0ec8609e2b762647b13244d9ebe56/tumblr_nrhta7hoO41uaf8oko1_400.gif

ballsofsteelandfury

Some of those videos are insane. Makes me want to never have to fly again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Perhaps you should start with your relationship with your mother……

http://36.media.tumblr.com/3518d2bf733ab7b3b3a7818b90a2d610/tumblr_n8vsx8CLTY1sn75h6o1_1280.jpg

ballsofsteelandfury

I had to go back to the main page and then come back in. Finally, it worked. That’s very odd.

ballsofsteelandfury

I tried reloading and that didn’t work

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Comic conventions did not look like this back in the ’80s.

http://www.craveonline.com/images/stories/upl_images/cc10.jpg

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Like, at all.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shitballs!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Steel bra
Steal bra

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Aw, come on, honey! Let’s go the comic con!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Snow? Check.
Chainmail bikini? Check.
Dedication? Legendary.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why do all my comments go as replies? Is that happening to others? I refreshed (not in an enema way tho), etc.

*Not bitching, just asking.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Not that one

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

I just had the same thing happen. For some reason, it posted in the same place I had last replied. Weird.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

There goes my weekend…

ballsofsteelandfury

I smell a new avatar…

If only we could use gifs for avatars….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Wakezilla

Emily Ratajkowski would make a great mistress, as I’m sure Ben Affleck would agree. I’ve been watching Scrubs lately, and I totally forgot how awesome Sarah Chalke was

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8imgLM0w1qdshi4o1_500.gif

http://i.imgur.com/UtX7tAy.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One thing she can do that I don’t think Emily can is provide you with a turgid comedy boner.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/e672531564e0a69565ca45aabca0783c/tumblr_nral9ihkBS1upyumbo1_500.jpg

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, she is awesome!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She’s one of the voices on Rick and Morty now!

Why Thank You Eddie

Sexy Friday is back! Sexy Friday is back! I’m so happy! I forget my English!

Wakezilla

We fail Engrish? Thats unpossibre!

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy hell Moose! That one hits the BoS hat-trick!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The ever so slight imprint of where her thong was DOES NOTHING FOR ME!!

*Yes it does.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This may be to explicit judging by the turgid state in which I find myself after viewing:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fbddccc452373fb28068564c11e6eb6a/tumblr_ns94gmH4OW1u4wgp4o1_1280.jpg

scotchnaut
scotchnaut
scotchnaut
scotchnaut

Alone in a hotel room: Check

Drinking Mill Street Organic Lager: Check

Drinking The Glenlivet 12: Check

Waiting on Khinese food: Check

Watching “You Gotta Eat Here”: Check

Wondering Why I Feel So Lonely and Pathetic: Not Checked. I’ve got time to myself and I’m picking up The Boy from a leadership camp tomorrow. Life is good.

Horatio Cornblower

This is exactly why I tip all my hookers.

Brick Meathook
scotchnaut

Anyone know the name of a good Khinese restaurant in Orillia, Ontario?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Olirria Chinese To-Go.

scotchnaut

Zero stars out of five!

-B. Parcells

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, I admit this may be going too far; but I’ll throw it out there as a concept.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ff696c9e26291e64ef95f7ab927692ac/tumblr_nsmu95rjCO1qewacoo1_540.jpg

Horatio Cornblower

There’s always money in the ice cream stand…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Have to say I have no idea who Emily Rajaz…Rajatoz…er, the purty girl Martin’s posting is, but I’m glad to see the return of Sexy Friday.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

People always say Mary Ann is preferred. I say you are marooned on an island for fuck’s sake; BOTH. Not like you can’t out do the Skipper.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/57cee99074f6c2442d8adc7f3988d9d6/tumblr_nrkxmlOK761u4fjsto1_1280.jpg

King Hippo

Skipper just likes to watch ,, ppl forget that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Oh Kathy…

Spur

God have I missed Sexy Friday……Do beef for ladies?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

By all means!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

EXCELLENT GOD DAMN WORK MARTIN!!

I believe that we are almost the point as to where I could be convinced to have a dalliance with Emily. Maybe if I had some sort of alcoholic beaverage first.

Doktor Zymm

I recently moved, and when I did so, I bought a projector and built myself a new computer. I just connected my new computer to my projector, and since I now intend to ditch y’all and go watch porn I figured Sexy Friday was the place to brag about my awesome A/V setup. Yet another reason I can’t wait for football to start.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Question that I would not expert nor maybe you should answer:
What type of porn preferences would you have?

Question open to all, of course.*

*Except Fek.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When you project it on the wall you don’t even pull the curtains do you?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That question didn’t sound near as creepy in my head.

*My head is a VERY creepy place.

Doktor Zymm

My preferences are entirely mood based. And no, I don’t pull the curtains. Due to the nature of projectors they are already pulled (Lots of lumens, but still better in the dark). Also, there is a large apartment building across from me, so despite being further from the street than I was in my old place, I feel I have somewhat less privacy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Are you a star gazer?”

[looking at telescope pointed a the Doktor’s projector wall.]

“Oh, yeah, Ursa Minor, baby.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One thing about the ‘burbs where I am at; no one can see the women I pay to chase me around the house dressed as lawyers.

ballsofsteelandfury

Gotta agree with Dok on preferences. It’s basically as the mood strikes. And who was serving at Subway that day….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, one day octopus porn to another day of vintage enema porn, really mood driven for me.

ballsofsteelandfury
ballsofsteelandfury

Thank you, God/Martin!

Roger Ramjet

There is a god..or in this case Goddess

Brick Meathook

THOSE GLASSES ARE TOTALLY FAKE LIKE RICK PERRY FAKE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She need a brand new Carhartt jacket.

To take off.

montythisseemsstrangetome

My two favorite things about Sexy Friday are 1. Sexy and 2. Friday.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Name five things more sexy than Friday. You can’t.

ThePirateSloth

Make that woman eat something!

/looks around for high fives
//realizes he’s all alone
///eats sandwich anyways

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Fellatio joke; level five.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

As someone that went to high school with Emily, I’ve always been surprised (poor word choice I guess, because she looks great) that she’s become as big a star as she is now. It’s funny now in retrospect because she wasn’t really even considered to be the “hottest” girl at the school by the general consensus/brosephs.

I’m really trying to think back to any meaningful interaction that we had, and I can’t think of one, but that’s probably because… Let’s just say Horratio and I would probably be sharing a locker, if we had them. Anywho…

/Cool story bro
//Shows self out

trollsoharduniversity

Just lie to us and tell us that you doinked her. That’s what we want to hear.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Er, yeah! Of, course I did…!

The guy she actually doinked, even then, was an, odd choice, to say the least…

http://media.giphy.com/media/F8bo1LU5U5ApG/giphy.gif

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You just know everyone else who went to high school with her probably says that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Was she at least a nice person?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I wouldn’t necessarily say “nice,” but she wasn’t mean/rude or anything that I can remember. Her Mom worked as a teacher there too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was high school, nice usually isn’t something in possession yet.

Horatio Cornblower

Speak for yourself homie, my senior prom date was smoking hot, no joke.

And yes, I was totally in the friend zone with that one.

Sep

We should exchange newsletters. Did your date ask you to go as well?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh cool, you went to Jorah Mormont High School? I had a college buddy who was from there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Another thing is they let you masturbate in their stores! Even if it is close to closing time!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We will lick your face just to be that close.

Doktor Zymm

I apparently went to high school with Visanthe Shiancoe, though it was a 3000 person school and I’m only really aware of the fact via Wikipedia and old year books. I certainly didn’t see his dick until everyone else did, on the teevee.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

When aliens or time travelers or whatever come to ask what our greatest accomplishment is, we shall show them Emily.

Horatio Cornblower

BOY SHE’S FAT! WHAT A CO….

Oh sorry, I thought this was a Kate Upton post.

/flexes in mirror
//holds in gut, passes out.

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