DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
What’s really strange is I live in L.A. and I can never see the Dodgers. They have this stupid dick measuring contest with ComCast and as a Directv subscriber they block out every Dodger game except the national feeds.
I almost forgot they were there.
I will be there live in person when my Cubbies come out to visit in a couple of weeks.
We’re seeing two games and maybe all three.
That “W” flag’s gotta fly!
Nobody. The Comcast viewership is small and they are betting that this big dollar drop to be the Dodger exclusive is going to pay. So far L.A. is saying fuck off. We are so goddamn taxed out here most people are fed up.
My biggest complaint is I don’t get to hear the dulcet tones of Vin Scully.
Fuck Comcast.
In the past, the two teams were quite literally pulled out of a hat. I’ve got a preview magazine from 1981 that had the future matchups through 1987, I think.
Nowadays, they should announce the pairing on the same day of the HOF inductees. Pick two of the teams represented by that year’s class and go from there.
The bartender just told me that they have a loyalty program here where if you come to the bar 240 times, then you can bring in any mug up to 40 ounces, and they’ll keep it for you to fill up for the same price as a pint. Challenge accepted.
I’m a regular at the brew pub downtown, (i.e., I’m an alcoholic, but classy), and they have Stein Night on Sundays. If I don’t have to work Mondays I’ll go down for a couple. 22 oz. is the supposed fill lines but they’ll fill mine 3/4, and it’s a genuine Munich Oktoberfest stein. That I stole from my brother.
Is Tony Dungy going to be in the booth for the rest of the season or just this game? I never usually listen to halftime shows so I never really appreciated how awful he is.
Thing is, the movie bombed so badly and the press is so toxic right now that Fox may figure selling the rights back would make more than any potential future FF adaptation.
That, and they could dangle the rights for the ability to make an X-Men TV series, which was mentioned this week.
I feel badly, I really do. That was HOME for so many years. I just built this as a spot for us to make jokes without worrying about being trolled, but I’m so glad you all found your way here.
So, uh, any of you have anything to do with the renaming of the author of that post? Or was it a shot by Ape walking out the door with his finest Stone Cold Salute?
Cripes, this game is going to go 17 innings, and end with a 16-15 score.
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Tough luck LA except not so much HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUNG HO KANGOGI
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oh yes
LET’S GO BUCS
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Oh HELLS YEAH!!!
I root for the Yankees but I could watch McCutcheon play baseball every day.
And now that they’re not a total shitstorm I almost can!
Same
All right, all right, all right, time to Rivebrog!
Oh…………….
Where ya been? I missed smirking Flacco!
FUCKIN’ A CUTCH WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
500 comments? We iz da bomb, people.
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You might say we’re the Pele of rivebrogging.
Jesus Pirates stop hitting them, the Dodgers are already dead!
Signing off for the night folks. Great getting back at this, especially given the demise of KSK. Once again big thanks to DTZM for making it possible.
HE REALLY KNOCKED THE CRAP OUT OF THAT ONE WOOOOOOOOO
Congrats DTZM, i think it was a success.
Agreed, big props to DTZM.
Big time. DTZM saved us all from becoming a reclusive band of shut-ins and miscreants.
/nods head
//cracks open beer
Off to find food-like substance. Great to rivebrog with you guys, and huge thanks to DTZM for making this all possible!
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Come on Starling…….
Well he didn’t exactly hit the shit out of it, but that’ll do nicely.
He’s on my fantasy team!
Nicely done, DTZM! Nicely done. Great work on the rivebrog!
Thanks! I’m just glad it’s working!
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Rick and Morty rivebrog?
I can’t live blog that; you miss too much. At least I do because my fat fingers don’t type too well.
I think a Rick and Morty recap may work better – anyone up for it?
Not volunteering, but I will share this link to last week’s song: http://www.avclub.com/article/listen-goodbye-moonmen-rick-and-morty-its-entirety-223518
I’m making my way through the last Deadpool series by Posehn and Duggan. It’s pretty fun.
I use the Marvel Unlimited app, so I haven’t finished the story yet, but it was terrific.
My library has the first two TPBs of Posehn’s run. My inner 12-year old thought it was spectacular. Like Police Squad with violence and gore.
TIED UP BUCS
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I’m watching this shit.
What’s really strange is I live in L.A. and I can never see the Dodgers. They have this stupid dick measuring contest with ComCast and as a Directv subscriber they block out every Dodger game except the national feeds.
I almost forgot they were there.
I will be there live in person when my Cubbies come out to visit in a couple of weeks.
We’re seeing two games and maybe all three.
That “W” flag’s gotta fly!
That is the craziest story I’ve ever seen in sports media. Who does that help?
Nobody. The Comcast viewership is small and they are betting that this big dollar drop to be the Dodger exclusive is going to pay. So far L.A. is saying fuck off. We are so goddamn taxed out here most people are fed up.
My biggest complaint is I don’t get to hear the dulcet tones of Vin Scully.
Fuck Comcast.
There’s always radio…
8-5 PIRATES
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Six-run inning for the Pirates?
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How about those Battlin’ Buccos?!
/ducks thrown office furniture
Couldn’t have gone with “DODGES thrown office furniture” and go for the horrible pun too.
Also Puig is a moron.
Well, I feel denied a frog stomping…
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I get knocked down
I don’t get up again
You know they’re always gonna keep me down
Never Forget
Oh man, they should ask Dungy what he thought about the gays being allowed to marry.
They asked.
The result was in the negative.
It was fun kommenting with you all once again.
Absolutely.
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Wait…when did Ape leave KsK?
7/31. Black Friday II.
Most of the other writers quit the same day, but the good news is Johnny Sugar stuck around.
I was thinking about an Argentinian Malbec. Glass of Red.
Anybody need a glass?
I’m not that fancy; we can share the straw.
Why is it that they always put teams that don’t have any current future hall of famers out during the Hall of Fame game.
Also, better yet, it should be the old timers fighting to the death for a spot in the real HoF.
In the past, the two teams were quite literally pulled out of a hat. I’ve got a preview magazine from 1981 that had the future matchups through 1987, I think.
Nowadays, they should announce the pairing on the same day of the HOF inductees. Pick two of the teams represented by that year’s class and go from there.
Young Tony Dungy=Dad Drake
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Hamburger bun or beef curtain style?
Either is fine for me.
Both
Per Covalent’s point on the prior page, good songs I have counted on NBC’s cutaways:
“Fever” by The Black Keys
“Ain’t Gonna Fight No More” by Alabama Shakes (from Philip Rivers’ hometown!)
“Greek Tragedy” by The Wombats
Look at the evolution of homophobia there!
DATA
The word isn’t pronounced “DAH-tah.”
It’s pronounced “DAY-tah.”
The plural of “DAY-tum.”
what about da cum?
You are absolutely 100% goddamn correct.
And thank you for pointing this out.
Always stuck in my craw from a programmers point.
See kids! You learned something!
Al Michaels cracks a joke about short term memory IMMEDIATELY after explaining that Tinglehoff suffers from it. Perfect. Too perfect.
We have basketball, golf, and hunting. What sports am I missing that Cris has mumbled through outside of football?
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I saw her in real life once and my penis shot off of my body and tried to mate with her.
I have no idea who that is.
That makes two of us. Pretty sure she wouldn’t recognize me either.
The bartender just told me that they have a loyalty program here where if you come to the bar 240 times, then you can bring in any mug up to 40 ounces, and they’ll keep it for you to fill up for the same price as a pint. Challenge accepted.
240 times in all or 240 times in one night? This seems like an important question.
I like this place
I’m not sure I’ve been anywhere 240 times.
I’m a regular at the brew pub downtown, (i.e., I’m an alcoholic, but classy), and they have Stein Night on Sundays. If I don’t have to work Mondays I’ll go down for a couple. 22 oz. is the supposed fill lines but they’ll fill mine 3/4, and it’s a genuine Munich Oktoberfest stein. That I stole from my brother.
The lesson, kids, is tip your servers well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NehZl_X3hjQ
Of course rock and roll could use a saxophone.
Hesh you down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NehZl_X3hjQ
“He waited 37 years to get in the Hall of Fame….Because the Voters are assholes”
Damn right.
Damn right.
Mick was the man.
Says something about the state of American soccer at the time that TNT had him do color commentary for their 1990 World Cup coverage.
(I swear he was a color guy for WLAF telecasts as well.)
Steelers comin’ to the CLink this year.
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I think I like it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfYLar2QGI
Is Tony Dungy going to be in the booth for the rest of the season or just this game? I never usually listen to halftime shows so I never really appreciated how awful he is.
He’ll probably be in the booth all season because Tony is never gonna come out of a closet-like space.
Holy fuck, Fantastic Four bombed so hard.
I couldn’t believe the blind casting.
Miles Teller as a super hero? Jamie Bell as a tough guy? Come on.
Side note: I love Michael B Jordan and will see Creed the second it comes out.
Kate Mara as…well…anyone?
You say what you want about Fantastic Four sir, but not one word about Kate Mara. She is delightful!
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Ehhhhh…kind of an awful actress.
Like bad. Really, really bad.
The only good that will come from this, is Fox giving the rights back to Marvel.
I want to see Galactus throws hands with Thanos.
Also Silver Surfer and maybe Secret Invasion.
That would be fantastic. If they did any stories from either Hickman or Fraction, they’ve got a stew going.
I’ll go to bat for the earlier films’ use of the Surfer. Hell, if they want to bring back Doug Jones and Laurence Fishburne, I’m game for it.
Galactus… not so much. Although I have no idea how to make the character not look ridiculous onscreen.
That may happen, but…Fox is so incredibly “fuck you” toward Marvel these days that they may just hang on to the rights out of spite.
Thing is, the movie bombed so badly and the press is so toxic right now that Fox may figure selling the rights back would make more than any potential future FF adaptation.
That, and they could dangle the rights for the ability to make an X-Men TV series, which was mentioned this week.
I’d love for them to make a show set at the school – Harry Potter with mutants!
Hey, great hustle tonight, team. Felt like old times!
Indeed.
Random question: how do we fix the timestamp so that it lines up with our time zone? Can that be done?
That’s always going to be central time – the site is on Central because that’s where I live.
Gotcha.
KSK live blog had 43 comments. 5 were from the moderator fighting with commenters, (I retired the k).
We’re at 416.
Ladies. Gentlemen, Well done.
Res ipsa loquitor muthafuckas
Does it deserve a viking funeral?
Valhalla motherfucker.
I feel badly, I really do. That was HOME for so many years. I just built this as a spot for us to make jokes without worrying about being trolled, but I’m so glad you all found your way here.
Maybe it’s the three years in law school but I don’t feel bad at all.
One reaps what one sows.
Karma is a bitch.
“and then you gotta flip the switch”
*Camera pans to Adrian Peterson.*
Really?
So this may be the booze but, I’d bang Sydney Seau.
Sweet, new Rick and Morty tonight.
My fantasy team this year is called the Turbulent Juicers.
Im thinking about Jerryboree
I went with Mitchell’s Marauders. The pic I used was of Joe Don Baker.
So we still doing this thing?
Reaction to ‘True Detective’ tomorrow will be…interesting.
Bully Pulpit for Love… I give you your new fantasy football name. Yes.
Bully Pulpit for Love: Brought to You by James Dungy
Watching the Steelers brings me back to the moment I feel in love with you gutter snipes. http://uproxx.com/ksk/2011/01/haters-guide-to-the-postseason-pittsburgh-steelers-afc-2nd-seed/
Of course Uproxx has omitted the huge anus close-up background that made me lmao.
I really wanted to use that for my Steelers preview, but I could not find it anywhere.
So, uh, any of you have anything to do with the renaming of the author of that post? Or was it a shot by Ape walking out the door with his finest Stone Cold Salute?
They did that to Caveman, too.
All over but the crying foar teh Bucs tonight:
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Genuflect before thine Cardinals jorts-wearing overlords!