Friendly Fire!

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blaxabbath

I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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The curse of posting previews too soon is now creeping across the nation. The worldwide leader reports that Jets Genoceptor namesake, Geno Smith, will be out 6 to 10 weeks with a fractured jaw after taking a “sucker punch” from second year linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali. I may have mixed up his first and last names but it’s not gonna matter as he’s already been cut.

With Ryan Lindley off the FA market, first year coach Todd Bowles will surely be looking for new back up options to stabilize the Fitzpatrick/Bryce Petty/To Be Named Later Jets 2015 Three Headed QB Monster.

From the Jets team preview:

Prediction:

Two possibilities here:

1) Defense and run game compensate for deficiencies in QB to a respectable record (Jets 2009 – 2010); or
2) QB cripples team; misery abounds for Jets fans [but that generally is always the case], rest of NFL laughs heartily [which is also generally always the case] (Jets 2011 – 2014)

 

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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WhyEaglesWhy
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IMO you dont throw with your jaw. Pussy.

Lothar of the Hill People
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Lothar of the Hill People

Matt Flynn got cut by the Greatriots, so he would actually be a smart pickup for the Jets.

Beastmode Ate My Baby
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So Geno’s new nickname is Jaw? No. now, correct?

Lothar of the Hill People
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Lothar of the Hill People

Free consultation? No, money down!

Why Thank You Eddie
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Why Thank You Eddie

Oh now why won’t they let Tim Tebow try out to play for two teams. Or a woman of color.

blackroseMD1
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blackroseMD1

It’s great to see that the Jets are in mid-season form already.

http://warnet.ws/img5/292/reakc/1.jpg

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Whatever, piximus.net, we didn’t want to use your stupid image anyway.

Cuntler
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I assume Piximus is Megatron’s evil, picture blocking brother?

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/884/439/b58.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It showed up for me. But since missing images were brought up. If you aren’t logged in many/most of the images in the posts don’t show up. Just letting you know.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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For me it had hotlinked over to a Piximus.net logo, so I just went in and replaced it with the same image from somewhere else.

blackroseMD1
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blackroseMD1

Thanks for that. Stupid Piximus.

Enrico Pallazzo
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Does Feel Seems have any more shitty QB sons???

scotchnaut
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“Out on a limb here, but past experience tells me that this friendly fire incident is going to be spun into some sort of positive by the powers that be.”

-Pat Tillman

Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

God damn…

ballsofsteelandfury
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+ one bridge

Horatio Cornblower
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I needed that joke like I needed three closely grouped holes in the head.

trollsoharduniversity
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You are a bad person and I am glad that you’re here.

Curse of Marino
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Curse of Marino

I want to feel bad for the Jets and Geno Smith, I mean if this happened to any other team I wouldnt have such a shit eating grin right now.

But fuck’em.

And yes I am aware that the Dolphins will probably piss away yet another important game against that perennially shitty team.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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You’d have to change your underwear and have a cigarette if it were Brady. Hell, just the thought of him getting decked has me at half-mast already.

ballsofsteelandfury
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Seen on Twitter:

Sex Cannon might sign with the Jets! !

DrLucienSanchez
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Just got set up over here.

Watch out, New York. Joe Namath ain’t got nothing on Sexy Rexy.

ThePirateSloth
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ThePirateSloth

If it happens, I saw we absolutely bring back Sex Cannon posts. I don’t care that it was an old KSKharacter. Sex Cannon needs to live again.

Sharkbait
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Sharkbait

“Fuck it, I’m going deep!

-2015 Jets

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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WHY COULDN’T THIS HAVE HAPPENED LAST YEAR???

All the Farts
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All the Farts

Any one from the Arena League (even if they’re a bit older) could be that 3rd stringer.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Blaxabbath, nobody blames you for the double post. We simply feel you might benefit from checking the “Recently Published” tab.

BLAXABBATH: [mutters] Yeah, you won this round, RTD but the war isn’t over. [leaves]

RTD: [phone rings] Hello?

BLAXABBATH: Hello, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, you’re a stupid-head.

RTD: [looks out window] Blaxabbath, is that you?

BLAXABBATH: [yelps]

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would join you in your quest to calm blax down but my wii controller just ran out of batteries and it is my source of netflix on my TV. So I am out for blood. I WILL CUT YOU BLAX YOU DOUBLE POSTING ASSHOLE! … Oh I have batteries downstairs? Nevermind blax.

sunrisesunrise
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They’re going to bring in Lindley after he’s been cut by the Patriots next week. It’s the Jets thing to do.

ballsofsteelandfury
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That is so sad because it is so true.

Horatio Cornblower
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The Pats just cut Matt Flynn, or so I read somewhere, so there’s that.

ballsofsteelandfury
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That’s Ms. BLONDE, but I’m sure she appreciates it.

Horatio Cornblower
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Is there anyway we can get group T-shirts with that?

Curse of Marino
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Curse of Marino

Thank you sir. and thank you Mr Blonde.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
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The key is that your link has to end in .jpg, .png or .gif.

http://i.imgur.com/7OA0JFC.jpg

I made you a link here.

Covalent Blonde
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http://th05.deviantart.net/fs48/200H/i/2009/161/f/8/WALL_OF_TEXT_by_Blackwaterflame.jpg

Like I did for this one here, in honor of your image…

To be fair, the occasional image does come with weird screaming data, in which case get that shit outta here and find a different image.

Covalent Blonde
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Right-click->”Copy Image Location”->Paste into WP comment box

Curse of Marino
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Curse of Marino

Well fuck, how do I post an image?

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