Friendly Fire!

The curse of posting previews too soon is now creeping across the nation. The worldwide leader reports that Jets Genoceptor namesake, Geno Smith, will be out 6 to 10 weeks with a fractured jaw after taking a “sucker punch” from second year linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali. I may have mixed up his first and last names but it’s not gonna matter as he’s already been cut.

With Ryan Lindley off the FA market, first year coach Todd Bowles will surely be looking for new back up options to stabilize the Fitzpatrick/Bryce Petty/To Be Named Later Jets 2015 Three Headed QB Monster.

From the Jets team preview:

Prediction:

Two possibilities here:

1) Defense and run game compensate for deficiencies in QB to a respectable record (Jets 2009 – 2010); or
2) QB cripples team; misery abounds for Jets fans [but that generally is always the case], rest of NFL laughs heartily [which is also generally always the case] (Jets 2011 – 2014)