Slutty Saturday – Jiggle TV edition

I salute you, Wonder Woman/Lynda Carter!

I know a bunch of us are old farts and remember fondly the days when television programs featured scantily clad women showing cleavage plus a healthy amount of sexual innuendo just to draw in the male viewers.  This happened with

Three’s Company

Hooray!

WKRP in Cincinnati

Keep in mind, this is the PILOT episode!

Charlie’s Angels

I see what you did there

Fantasy Island

The boner! The boner!

The Love Boat

This man became a Congressman. Seriously.

and, of course, the Battle of the Network Stars

Both Heathers! Hugging!

I invite you to post your old favorites in the comments.

The reason I bring this up is that, for some reason, this is no longer the norm on American network television, which is a sad indictment on our country.  On the bright side,

An American spanish-language network that is NOT Telemundo (owned by NBC) or Univision (aligned with Mexican network Televisa) exists and it is fully devoted to the days of old.  It is called

This network produces such shows as:

Estudio 2

Also this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mle2tY_4L98

and, of course, Esto Es Guerra

And even news magazine shows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzOWUrDj_t4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd01UGe43_M

There is a full list of affiliates on the Wikipedia page.  Enjoy!

 

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Martin

Wolf Balls, the ultimate tag team.

Spanky Datass

Agreed on Battle of the Network Stars. That was bonerriffc time for young Spanky.

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Catherine Bach

Spanky Datass

The Midnight Special was always good for some sexy. Too bad one of those mega-image hosting sites as all the pics on double secret lock down.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ygfUjp4x_hQ/hqdefault.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

FATTY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking great. Purrrfect compliment to Martin’s Sexy Friday.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/6917be150e1403186c3ce700ffbb2177/tumblr_nqiuosUrdK1qkbcmjo1_1280.jpg

Horatio Cornblower

Loni Anderson got the press but I always preferred Bailey/Jan Smithers

http://www.classictvbeauties.com/Jan_Smithers_e1.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Loni: no anal.

King Hippo

YES, all day and night YES!

/with God as my witness, I thought a turkey could fly.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Smithers
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WhyEaglesWhy

Bailey was always better. I never got it with Loni Anderson. Plus, I have a thing for mousy but secretly sexy women. You know, like 95% of the population.

scotchnaut

God The Damn It! I did exactly what I feared I would. Balls, would you accept the gift of a fried egg so that you do not curse me and my team to the lower depths of the NFC East?

Old School Zero

Gotta lay off the Jon E. Rocker Bed Ladle.

scotchnaut

One night I drank half a bottle of Glen’s Live Id. I don’t think I’ll be allowed anywhere near that orphanage again any time soon.

Old School Zero

I met Fred Grandy when he was running for Governor of Iowa and my parents were helping on the campaign. Seemed like a nice guy, and I was always sad that fucking crooked-ass Terry Brandstad still won.

Brick Meathook

When I started working in TV in DC (a great starter market) we of course lit and shot political panel shows ad nauseum. Our dream line-up was: Gopher, Cooter, Sonny, & Rowdy Yates.

El Cunado

Sexy Friday is back, AND Slutty Saturday? Surely, ye doeth the lord’s work.

scotchnaut

[in ingratiating tone] I like your take on Slutty Saturday.

/now, where do I mail that egg?

scotchnaut

Send me the receipt-I’m good for it.