Since nothing has been up since 3:00 PM Pacific, I’m putting the late night thread up a little early and ribbed for your commenting pleasure.
So, what’s happened in the last 24 hours?
Well, we were reminded yet again of how the Patriots are cheating cheaters that cheat until they can’t cheat no more and then they continue to cheat and say “What? Me cheat? You must be joking!”. As a Steeler fan, I am self-aware enough to know that we did not capitalize on all our opportunities and that Scobie is lucky to still be alive let alone have a job. It is seriously getting fucking old, though, that every fucking time a team goes to New England, weird shit happens. To quote Ian Fleming,
Goldfinger said, ‘Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it’s enemy action.”‘
On a brighter note, the AFL Finals got started early this morning with the West Coast Eagles (#2 seed) hosting the Hawthorn Hawks (#3 seed) in the Second Qualifying Final. The Eagles won easily by 32 and availed themselves of a week’s rest in the form of a bye next week. Hawthorn is not eliminated yet and awaits the winner of the Western Bulldogs-Adelaide Crows match which will start at 2:20 AM Pacific tonight. What a perfect lead-in to Premier League football and King Hippo’s post! Earlier tonight (around 10:20 PM Pacific, the #1 seed Fremantle Dockers host the #4 Sydney Swans in the First Qualifying Final. The winner, again, gets a bye next week and the loser faces the winner of the Richmond Tigers-North Melbourne Kangaroos match to be held late Saturday night Pacific time.
Since we already had a Sexy Friday post, I won’t post any pics.
Ok, fine. Here are a couple to get us started. Tonight’s theme: Sexy Halloween costumes.
Halloween is coming, y’all! You better get ready. Best Halloween costume story in the comments gets a special prize. And no, you can’t rub the lamp.
Also I am naked. if you want me to be naked again I am fine with that
yea, no pants . I am fine
Fuck RJ you were angry drunk
I should start testing a new nakeed pic
I am the worst you guys are the best
I am fine going dick pic to get out of sanding. My dog is casuallly sleeping downstars
Going to smoke a cig. I am just fucked if I assumed that wont be a problem
My 2.5 year-old started with the barfing at 2 am Friday morning. My 5.5 year-old started about 5pm last night. I started about 3 am this morning.
The Bears start barfing about 1pm tomorrow. Hooray.
I would be up for helping. Still no pants. I think your kids would be fine with it.
Fucking fuck fuckity fuck.
The Columbus Fox station has changed from Bears-Green Bay to Detroit-San Diego (again, so they won’t have a game on opposite the shitstain Browns… but Detroit-San Diego will be on opposite the Bengals. Go figure).
But, if I want to drive to Dayton with a TV antenna, I can watch the Bears there. Or fuck, I could go to Cincinnati and they have the Bears game on opposite the Bengals.
I fucking hate the Browns.
I want to Join you at the Bears game now.
I am actually happy today. If anyone wants thats pic it is up to them
My mom yelled at me and told me to fix her phone magically last night I know dick about android phones. I have an Iphone I know nothing about. I have no pants so I am good. I want to pose with my legs over my head just so I can die that way just out of spite. I am good with the no pants. If you want early morning pics let me know
I wanted to give Martin a high five for posting pics after I went to sleep. This is the first pic I can send. I refuse to were pants and fuck my day is sanding a deck
I felt bad giving you nothing but Martin seemed to be around, still giving you something
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I am watching Colbert this morning and I have to disagree with the people who weren’t on board. I think he is doing a great job. Ok, gonna lay back down and get sleep before I am supposed to be there at 8 am to sand. Sanding is awful. I said noon
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I feel bad for her, she is hot… going back to bed
At three quarter time, Fremantle 56, Sydney 43.
I never had image posting status at KSK, but here at DFO (dating from “that day”) I became the JV version of Moose with GIFs. I even learned how to make them:
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FOOTBAWL SEASON RETURNS!
I have one or two totally original posts in me that I hope are worthy! YEE HAW! I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
You are a real boy, Pinocchio!
At half time, Fremantle 40, Sydney 23.
Best Halloween ever: Was banging Alice wearing this hat:
Mid-thrust, the hat falls over my face. She tells me to leave it there, it’s turning her on.
Feed your head!
The End.
cya on the rebound.
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I’ve been a hard working man for the last two weeks! I get to see DFO again!
Lot’s to catch up on! How fare the New Englanders?
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pic o’ the night!
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Pressed for time, I bought a gold lucha mask at a mall kiosk and wore it with a suit…off duty Ramses. It was such a hit at the Friday party my best friend ditched his usual Eyes Wide Shut mask (seriously, he wore it like 3 of 4 years) and went with a silver mask for the Saturday party as my “rival”.
Years later my fiancee (who at the time of aforementioned parties was not my significant other and was living in another state) found the mask and threw it in the trash based solely on the secondhand legend of the Saturday afterparty.
I’m assuming the masks provided a hookup or two. Or three? That WOULD be legendary.
If you’ve never worn a lucha mask, it makes you feel like your skin is a size too small for your skull, and your lips puff out, so I’m not sure what the women were thinking. But liquor was involved. In fact, to sell the costume, I was drinking these nasty things…
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Holy shit! I don’t think they even sell that in actual fucking Mexicali!
I’m thinking we need to start this whole food thing on a grass roots level.
It’s entirely possible some of you can’t or shouldn’t cook.
I’ll keep it simple and hopefully you won’t light your little sister’s skirt on fire.
Sick fuck.
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NSFW
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Matron Saint!
Imma thow down a massive inhalation, son.
Be right back.
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Moose, you know exactly what I like.
BTW, at the end of the first term, Fremantle 25, Sidney 12.
Does it count as getting dumped if it’s only been a couple months of dating? Sure feels like it.
Yes, sometimes that is when the chemical reaction in your body to her is peaked…. before you really know her.
I’ll buy that.
Did you have sex? Then yes. At least it’s a soft Metamucil dump as opposed to a hard dehydrated dump.
Who dates for months without having sex? That sounds miserable. Oh, hey Russell Wilson, didn’t see you standing there.
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Per Martin’s suggestion below. Yeah, I could see why she got the surgery…
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Before/After
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I liked her fine before, but hey, what ever floats her………
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How do and Hidey Ho Mr. Moose.
How the hell are you doing this fine evening?
Damn glad you could make it.
Road trip burnt; prolly last a few more mins.
and you?
Not sound of mind and almost sound of knee.
We’re getting there.
God speed with you and the Donks.
Can you ask the fans to ixnay on the “inn-comm-plete”–aaay?
Asking as a non-fan.
Holy shit, it’s nice seeing you here old friend!
Cheers!
Right back to ya. I should get some beer reviews Sunday; maybe wait for the gravy post.
Um… yeah right, are you gonna tell Moose or should I?
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Fuck. That’s her friend Melanie Ribbe. This is Lindsay Heuer:
I’d finish off this third of a bottle of rye if I had anything to expend the energy on that I’d get from it.
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I’m tired from a road trip, just flailing.
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That’s basically what I turn into.
A photo of Maria Ozawa with clothes on (and …… bodily fluids ……. off).
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A dear friend asked who I favored in the Bears Packers matchup, I didn’t know how to answer him at first.
Then it came to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt4A525sy3s
As if in a dream…
Oh!
There you are!
How the fuck you doing boys!!!!