That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
WELCOME BACK SHITTY COWBOYS!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck you, Dallas! Kiss this!
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Of course this ends in a derp
Wrestlemania is not till March al
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
LOLboys
Players fighting and benches clearing.
Football is Family.
There’s a ruckus….I see a ruckus!
Flags everywhere, but is it chippy?
A bit
I should be dehydrated from all the drink, but I’m still finding enough to get wet from this Cowboysfreude. So much fun.
Two great runs? Keep going, fuckers!
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Her crotch looks like it belongs on the side of the Jags helmets.
Phoebe Cates is wonderful
Phoebe Cates is older
Sorry if a little late: Goodell issed 20 suspensions for the 420 clock event.
These are two very unimpressive teams.
Lol, a guy in my league is going to lose by one point because Dez is out
Gameclock set to 4:20 , somewhere the ghost of Nate Newton is smiling.
Jim Isray approves.
And somewhere Charles Haley is shaking his scrotum furiously.
It’s completely unrelated but it’s happening all the same
And this!
Isn’t she a FOXtitute Teatard?
Yeah. So?
Standards, brah.
There are many fine women in the world. But most of them don’t bring you lasagna for lunch. Most are just FOXtitute Teatards.
oh HELL YES
Fin.
WOOOO LARGE HUMANS! FUCK DALLAS!
Shit…
Giants! This is what you’re fighting for!
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Hippo likey!
HOW MANY CLOCKS ARE THERE?!
TOO MANY CLOCKS!
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Why isnt that a delay of game for NY?
Very good question…
This is fun, but why are the Giants setting up?
Keep firing assholes!
Coughlin doesn’t care. His death clock only has 32 seconds left.
TIMEY WIMEY REFEE WEFEE
Coughlin is wondering why all is players are snickering at 4:20
“Put the game clock at 4:20”
*Randy Gregory looks up*
PUT IT AT 4:20 DICKHEAD
AT&T Stadium. Where time stands still.
Any of you all ever watch the American Football World Cup?
Its utterly bizarre.
I can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than being Bill Vinovich whenever he’s on TV.
JAYSUS! I’m back, the Bills won, I went to a bonfire, and now I have to pick up a dog corpse tomorrow! How the hell ya doin’ boys?!
3 of those things sound fun. What’s up with the 4th?
Sister has to put her dog down, she can’t deal. This is a common theme with her and pets, I’m used to it.
Dear Giants. If you fuck this up I will glare at you through the TV. It probably won’t affect you at all, but seriously, c’mon. FUCK DALLAS.
4:20 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Beckham with nice bit of time wasting
No way coughlin is this sneaky
Bill Vinovich couldn’t referee a game of solitaire without three players feeling cheated.
Dallas timekeeper will put 4 minutes back on the clock for that one.
onemorestoponemorestoponemorest…op
Dang, I know its a cheerleaders job to be hot, but they’ve been on point tonight
Earning every 1 of those $50 game pay!
Minimum wage is a hell of an incentive apparently.
At least it’s not all in singles…like the old job.
As if we all don’t know that Dallas will get the ball back with 1:12 to play, drive to the Giants’ 15, and Romo, well, he’ll be Romobyl.
WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP
A$AP Rocky is one ugly motherfucker.
The death ray never works.
NBC: We have 24 hours of broadcasts every day!
muthauckin Cowboys gon’ win, ain’t they?
I’m gon’ get so crunk, all my inner Southerner gon’ come out.
/is ok, still not racialist
Chevy: We Used To Really Suck, Now We’re Sort Of OK!
Now THAT’S gritty:
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That’s gonna chafe my willy…