From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…
Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.
I decided to brave traffic and made it for the last 4 minutes or so, just to see them fuck it up.Amazingly did nor get into any accidents. No one died.
Yet.
So I haven’t been paying attention, but it looks like Murray has 20 total yards and two TDs on 12 touches. EFFICIENCY
He had like 80 yards, he just kept running the wrong way at the beginning of the game. He is on a new team, I get it.
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Me watching Boomer and Dilfer
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Fan inspired? So some 49ers fan created some black unis in Madden.
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McCown: Not just terrible at throwing…
Chip Kelly looks like a creepy stuffed animal
So that Julio Jones, he’s gonna be pretty good at the football
GLOOOORRRRRREEEE BUUUUUUOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY
He’s going to be shitty all year untill I play him again.
Seriously, if I had the cash I’d bet $100000 he gets 3 catches in the 12 other games.
Not that I’m bitter
chib kelly plz
Ladies and Gentlemen…. The Bradford Files
https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A2KLqIG9fvdVTkEAwZn7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsYjRkc3ZvBHNlYwNzZWFyY2gEdnRpZANCMDU4NA–;_ylc=X1MDOTY3ODEzMDcEX3IDMgRiY2sDMXNxNWVoNWF0cXZucCUyNmIlM0QzJTI2cyUzRGhoBGZyA3NmcARncHJpZANFSTlqSXBxbVRDT1I1aXZJZmp0bGhBBG10ZXN0aWQDVUkwMSUzREIwNTg0BG5fcnNsdAM2MARuX3N1Z2cDNARvcmlnaW4DdmlkZW8uc2VhcmNoLnlhaG9vLmNvbQRwb3MDMQRwcXN0cgNyb2NrZm9yZCBmaWxlcyBvcARwcXN0cmwDMTcEcXN0cmwDMjIEcXVlcnkDcm9ja2ZvcmQgZmlsZXMgb3BlbmluZwR0X3N0bXADMTQ0MjI4MzIzNwR2dGVzdGlkA0IwNTg0?gprid=EI9jIpqmTCOR5ivIfjtlhA&pvid=uRjkcjk4LjEeaK6JVd1..QeTNTAuMQAAAAC5qdOP&p=rockford+files+opening&ei=UTF-8&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av%2Cm%3Asa&fr=sfp#id=1&vid=96e0746347c7e30472c055713f05075a&action=view
https://youtu.be/tO0Vq4fj3ho
/fixed
On a happier note, the NFC East went 1-3 this week. If only every week could be like this one.
It’s never a dull season when that division is a shitshow.
They could all go 4-12.
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Iggles went full Giants.
New Game: Make a WIP phone call comment.
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SHOULDA TRADED FOR MARIOTA
And to celebrate, Arthur Blank will tie a damsel to a train track
AND THERE IT IS
COMMENCE IGGLES SCHADENFREUDE
That’s the Eagles I know!
Bradford is throwing a pick six here
Hoooo boy, thought that dead duck was gonna be it
Half right
just as good as a pick six
Pie porn.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/280c796342d4259ef288b9506c934e62/tumblr_nuke7vvxjj1qbsrwpo1_500.jpg
Eat it.
There’s bad luck, there’s shitty luck, and there’s being ahead 40 points only to be matched up against julio jones in ppr league.
Thank god I don’t play d &d because I’d roll single digits all night on a 20 sided dice. Fml
I don’t have a good feeling about this
Throw it to Julio? Nope.
Run it for a loss? Yep.
1st down? Nope.
Punt? Yep.
Everybody got choices….
Fantasy football where guessing is a skill
Malcolm Jenkins gets the Eagles’ game ball tonight.
CLUTCH JENKINS
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Sexy Friday comes early
Much too early… Needs a ton of time in the NICU if you ask me
I haven’t seen an Atlanta defense get out of trouble like that since the 10th Georgia Volunteers saw Sherman coming and fucked off for Savannah.
Let’s see if Dan Quinn was taking notes last night…
I still can’t believe somebody thought the Geico cavemen would make a good TV show.
Still a better premise than the Big Bang Theory
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ed2eb9253ef0c8d8a1689488e30aef0b/tumblr_ntys9tIEy91swnucoo1_500.jpg
2 dollar fish is one way to lose weight
Mushin @MetalMushin 11m11 minutes ago Orange, CT
.@PFTCommenter YOU’RE. For fuck’s sake, aren’t you a sports writer? You should know this shit.
its about telling,, not speling imho
PFTCommenter is the best
http://i.imgur.com/XZJxeN1.gif
That is one of my favorite GIFs ever
And now one of mine.
I’m looking forward to the day at least 10% of the general public get PFTCommenter
That sound you just heard was the WIP switchboard collapsing in on itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
WIDE RIGHT AHAHAHAHA
Chip Kelly will kick himself, and miss wide right.
I haven’t seen Atlanta’s defense shredded like this since Sherman’s march to the sea.
Happy to see the NFL giving vision impaired people a shot at uniform design.