Your Drink Thru That Hangover Monday Nighter Open Thread

From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…

Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.

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litre_cola

Those Falcon cheerleader outfits kind of looked like they were the confederate flag

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Better take ’em down now!

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

How many former cowboys do the Eagles have now, it wouldn’t surprise me if Charles Haley is somehow on the roster

King Hippo

Chip seems like a Mandingo Party kinda guy, so…

King Hippo

Was Agholor a scratch, and I just missed it?

Sharkbait

Hope you get points for Offensive PI

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Nope just roookie-Ing it

King Hippo

it’s the 20-team league (I also started Ted Ginn), not like I had better options available anyway

blordinaryfagicmox

Not a scratch, but a pick

Charge of the Light Brigade

This is like watching 2 quadriplegic dogs try to fuck.

King Hippo

link or GTFO

Mike McCarthyism

You say that 2 more times into a mirror and Fek will show up

John Difool

Sam Bradford looks like the qb version of Melissa Gilbert.

litre_cola

Has the racist only caught one ball tonight?

Mike McCarthyism

The other receivers have only have 3/5 receptions though.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Great concussion protocol NFL

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

There’s that Falcon’s defense I know and loathe.

Sill Bimmons

Christ this is pathetic.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Sam Bradford as a member of the Rams played the Seattle Seahawks twice every year…”

Was there ever a year when this was actually true?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Rookie year?

litre_cola

Think Goodell will suspend anyone this year? Cuz that sure looked helmet to helmet

King Hippo

He suspended Denver’s starting safety for the opener the day after he lost the Brady appeal. Dickfaced cunt that he is.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

For a case that was dropped 14 months ago.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Sharkbait

Slobberknocker.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y7rfKiUrBlY/TKTVgADeMoI/AAAAAAAAC20/byXrBUDNG0o/s1600/carnac.jpg

Things Jon Gruden paid for 20 minutes before kickoff!

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood

“An old fashioned slobber-knocker”?

Usually you have to pay extra for that…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not as expensive as “The Sam Bradford Finger” apparently.

JustStopDude

How is that not a helmet to helmet penalty?

Spur

Fuck Da Eagles

Doktor Zymm

Not a defenseless receiver. You can beat the fuck out of runners all you want.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Does either team really want to play anymore?

Spur

Cialis and Draft Kings. fuck this place.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Together at last.

Doktor Zymm

PUNTERS ARE TOO GOOD, WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT NFL?!

Mike McCarthyism

Just spitballin here but what if each team has a drone that can shoot punts out of the air? That way Rex spends all game shooting Bellichick with it

Charge of the Light Brigade

I support this.

Mother Puncher

Punters now have to line up 30 yards behind the center.

litre_cola

Bradford has made it to the 2nd half? What is this bizarro world you speak of.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Can someone tell Tirico that he’s not Stuart Scott?

Mike McCarthyism

God damn that punt was B1G porn

Sharkbait

Someone in the ESPN truck is getting reamed for those 3 seconds of black.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, Chip Kelly is PISSED.

...

Damn it. You beat me to it.

Sill Bimmons

If he could catch he’d be a receiver.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I guess our old site can be called Killing Suzy Kolber

Mike McCarthyism

I didn’t know that Sunday Night game was contagious. OH GOD AM I GONNA DIE?

King Hippo

yes

Spur

Did Gruden say 14 carries for 29 yards is impressive?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

This is a funky bottom line display

Sill Bimmons

7 points behind…

Spur

Anyone know if our old girlfriend did a liveblog? I look myself but fuck them.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just checked, the last article is from a month ago. I think it is dead

::edit:: Sorry, there was one from 2 weeks ago but they have it in the new Uproxx standard of “out of order for no fucking reason”

Mike McCarthyism

I did some snooping last night, I think they stopped doing them because the last one they did for a preseason game got a total of 47 comments.

Mother Puncher

And most of those comments were pretty venomous.

HeadBeeGuy

And a good chunk of the rest were old regulars who hadn’t heard of DFO yet.

Sill Bimmons

Mistah KSK, he dead.

Sharkbait

No posts since the 28th. And that was David’s “NFL Logos Like X” posts.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

RIP ksk

Sharkbait

#RIP.

Col. Duke LaCross

Those people do still post their football-related articles on Facebook under the KSK banner. What a bunch of A-holes.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

That’s actually not a restaurant, that’s Ryan Klesko’s personal kitchen.

Mother Puncher

What’s everybody drinking? I have New Belgium’s pumpkin beer because I’m insufferable to be around and deserve bad things.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Water, ran 13 miles tonight after work

packman_jon

Derp

Charge of the Light Brigade

I’m watching this shit-show sober. Yesterday me and bourbon got married.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Stone’s “You’re out of shape and have man tits Porter”

King Hippo

Ginger ale and 1 opiate. Staying up late will be hard enough. I’m old and sleepy.

John Difool

Sam Bradford & The Eagles:

I was born here in the city (brrrn-a-cha-ching) with my pappoose against the wall…

LeighAnne

Nothing grows, and life ain’t very pretty
No one’s there to catch your ACL when you fall

Spur

Evening ladies and gentleman.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Spray tans all around

synapticmisfires

Game-winning Demarco-down! God is good.

Mother Puncher

ESPN, take a hint from Iggles stadium and play more RATM before the commercials.

Mike McCarthyism

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO DICK JOKE ENTHUSIASTS

Did I miss all the good Chip Kelly jokes?

Sharkbait

His continued employment as Iggles coach is a joke in of itself.

Mother Puncher

I CALL THIS GUY VINATIERI BECAUSE HE MISSED A FEW EASY CHIP SHOTS.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Gruden: …pull around the horn…
http://i.imgur.com/5a4gqRU.gif

Sill Bimmons

I USED TO PULL FROM CENTER

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Kiko Alonso was my favorite Jewish-Hispanic porn star back in the day.

MikeMartzColorsDontRun

known for her hustle and back-end coverage skills

Doktor Zymm

There ya go DeMarco

Charge of the Light Brigade

Derpfest 2: The Derpening.

litre_cola

Suck it Matty Ryan from the Philadelphia area who used to watch Eagle games

Sill Bimmons

Good. I just want to see a better game.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Sam Bradford: Nope

...

At least spread the derp around evenly.

King Hippo

WOW, Falcons.

LeighAnne

Matt Ryan is not going to let you out-derp him, Sam Bradford.

John Difool

MATTY INT

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Sharkbait

Yes. Now make it Demarco

Gratliff

ALL DERP ALL THE TIME

MikeMartzColorsDontRun

This Julio performance is putting me in contention for top weekly points scored in the DFO fantasy Worst League Ever, so what im tryna say is WITNESS ME

Charge of the Light Brigade

So shiney! So chrome!

The Maestro

Currently at 140.52, so BRAPP BRAPP COME AT ME