From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…
Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.
Those Falcon cheerleader outfits kind of looked like they were the confederate flag
Better take ’em down now!
How many former cowboys do the Eagles have now, it wouldn’t surprise me if Charles Haley is somehow on the roster
Chip seems like a Mandingo Party kinda guy, so…
Was Agholor a scratch, and I just missed it?
Hope you get points for Offensive PI
Nope just roookie-Ing it
it’s the 20-team league (I also started Ted Ginn), not like I had better options available anyway
Not a scratch, but a pick
This is like watching 2 quadriplegic dogs try to fuck.
link or GTFO
You say that 2 more times into a mirror and Fek will show up
Sam Bradford looks like the qb version of Melissa Gilbert.
Has the racist only caught one ball tonight?
The other receivers have only have 3/5 receptions though.
Great concussion protocol NFL
There’s that Falcon’s defense I know and loathe.
Christ this is pathetic.
“Sam Bradford as a member of the Rams played the Seattle Seahawks twice every year…”
Was there ever a year when this was actually true?
Rookie year?
Think Goodell will suspend anyone this year? Cuz that sure looked helmet to helmet
He suspended Denver’s starting safety for the opener the day after he lost the Brady appeal. Dickfaced cunt that he is.
For a case that was dropped 14 months ago.
Yeah, I doubt it. He was fine with this
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2359811.1442248815!/img/httpImage/pacman.gif
Slobberknocker.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y7rfKiUrBlY/TKTVgADeMoI/AAAAAAAAC20/byXrBUDNG0o/s1600/carnac.jpg
Things Jon Gruden paid for 20 minutes before kickoff!
“An old fashioned slobber-knocker”?
Usually you have to pay extra for that…
Not as expensive as “The Sam Bradford Finger” apparently.
How is that not a helmet to helmet penalty?
Fuck Da Eagles
Not a defenseless receiver. You can beat the fuck out of runners all you want.
Does either team really want to play anymore?
Cialis and Draft Kings. fuck this place.
Together at last.
PUNTERS ARE TOO GOOD, WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT NFL?!
Just spitballin here but what if each team has a drone that can shoot punts out of the air? That way Rex spends all game shooting Bellichick with it
I support this.
Punters now have to line up 30 yards behind the center.
Bradford has made it to the 2nd half? What is this bizarro world you speak of.
Can someone tell Tirico that he’s not Stuart Scott?
God damn that punt was B1G porn
Someone in the ESPN truck is getting reamed for those 3 seconds of black.
Yeah, Chip Kelly is PISSED.
Damn it. You beat me to it.
If he could catch he’d be a receiver.
I guess our old site can be called Killing Suzy Kolber
I didn’t know that Sunday Night game was contagious. OH GOD AM I GONNA DIE?
yes
Did Gruden say 14 carries for 29 yards is impressive?
This is a funky bottom line display
7 points behind…
Anyone know if our old girlfriend did a liveblog? I look myself but fuck them.
I just checked, the last article is from a month ago. I think it is dead
::edit:: Sorry, there was one from 2 weeks ago but they have it in the new Uproxx standard of “out of order for no fucking reason”
I did some snooping last night, I think they stopped doing them because the last one they did for a preseason game got a total of 47 comments.
And most of those comments were pretty venomous.
And a good chunk of the rest were old regulars who hadn’t heard of DFO yet.
Mistah KSK, he dead.
No posts since the 28th. And that was David’s “NFL Logos Like X” posts.
RIP ksk
#RIP.
Those people do still post their football-related articles on Facebook under the KSK banner. What a bunch of A-holes.
That’s actually not a restaurant, that’s Ryan Klesko’s personal kitchen.
What’s everybody drinking? I have New Belgium’s pumpkin beer because I’m insufferable to be around and deserve bad things.
Water, ran 13 miles tonight after work
Derp
I’m watching this shit-show sober. Yesterday me and bourbon got married.
Stone’s “You’re out of shape and have man tits Porter”
Ginger ale and 1 opiate. Staying up late will be hard enough. I’m old and sleepy.
Sam Bradford & The Eagles:
I was born here in the city (brrrn-a-cha-ching) with my pappoose against the wall…
Nothing grows, and life ain’t very pretty
No one’s there to catch your ACL when you fall
Evening ladies and gentleman.
Spray tans all around
Game-winning Demarco-down! God is good.
ESPN, take a hint from Iggles stadium and play more RATM before the commercials.
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO DICK JOKE ENTHUSIASTS
Did I miss all the good Chip Kelly jokes?
His continued employment as Iggles coach is a joke in of itself.
I CALL THIS GUY VINATIERI BECAUSE HE MISSED A FEW EASY CHIP SHOTS.
Gruden: …pull around the horn…
http://i.imgur.com/5a4gqRU.gif
I USED TO PULL FROM CENTER
Kiko Alonso was my favorite Jewish-Hispanic porn star back in the day.
known for her hustle and back-end coverage skills
There ya go DeMarco
Derpfest 2: The Derpening.
Suck it Matty Ryan from the Philadelphia area who used to watch Eagle games
Good. I just want to see a better game.
Sam Bradford: Nope
At least spread the derp around evenly.
WOW, Falcons.
Matt Ryan is not going to let you out-derp him, Sam Bradford.
MATTY INT
MATTERCEPTION!
Yes. Now make it Demarco
ALL DERP ALL THE TIME
This Julio performance is putting me in contention for top weekly points scored in the DFO fantasy Worst League Ever, so what im tryna say is WITNESS ME
So shiney! So chrome!
Currently at 140.52, so BRAPP BRAPP COME AT ME