Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.

Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.

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entropy

That’s it. I have tormented myself enough. I’m gonna go re-read Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas while something less mindless than this clusterfuck prattles on in the background. Good night, and good luck. DFO fo life.

deadlydeadlyhawk

lets get you out of those wet clothes.

Wakezilla

That tattoo placement is horrendous.

JustStopDude

“Matty Ice”…that’s still a thing?!?

HeadBeeGuy

What in the shit is happening

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Please make the same mistakes in the second half so Dilfer’s brain really does explode.

deadlydeadlyhawk

Like, how would we even know though?

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Let’s make a pact to never discuss this half again.

The Mighty Feklahr

What half?

Sill Bimmons

thank god its over

deadlydeadlyhawk

bad news bud…

Wakezilla

This game is so boring, Berman is coming up with hypotheticals of potential excitement.

Moonbatting Average

Scanners gif: GO

The Mighty Feklahr

I am identifying with Dilfer, please Kahless someone kill me.

Sill Bimmons

Didn’t his brain already asplode?

deadlydeadlyhawk

I would pay good money to watch Dilfer’s brain explode

JustStopDude

OH MY GOD THIS HALF WON’T END! IT JUST WON’T FUCKING END!!!

Brick Meathook

The referee is the best on-air personality in this broadcast.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Of course he can’t throw it more than 30 yards

And of course they got a penalty anyways.

Wakezilla

“I thought he threw it far”

–Chad Pennington–

Sill Bimmons

Trent Dilfer: Prophet

MikeWallaceAndGromit

It’s not Tamasula you moron, ad;lkfj a;skdjf asdf asdgasdfhad

WCS
The Mighty Feklahr

FRAGDERPOCALYPSE FML!

JustStopDude

I cannot imagine a more apt way of ending the half.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Jeez, I’m going to get myself tested for CTE after this game.

JustStopDude

Yeah Trent…its a special situation. This entire fucking shit show has been “special”.

Duchess

So I was late to this game because I was watching Dancing with the Stars with my GF… I would much rather listen to Gary Busey call this game rather than these clowns.

deadlydeadlyhawk

OH YOU DOUBT THEY”LL USE ALL THEIR TIMEOUTS CHRIS? DO YOU? fuckfacee

JustStopDude

FAKE FIELD GOAL!!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!

Sill Bimmons

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH ASIATA

The Mighty Feklahr

Your post will be under-appreciated.

deadlydeadlyhawk

double plus 1

Wakezilla

Dilfer’s CTE is kicking in. Carlos Hyde isn’t a rookie.

The Mighty Feklahr
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I bet Raul Allegre could still sink one from 50.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Suicide rate is up tonight I’d wager.

JustStopDude

I like Daniel Craig’s Bond.

I think he is easily in the top three…maybe even two bonds.

Recovery Whiskey

There can be only one.

Brick Meathook

Timothy Dalton once bummed a cigarette from me.

makeitsnowondem

Kaepernick showed on that play that he can lead, follow, and get out of the way.

WCS

7ead, fe77ow, or ge7 ou7 of 7he wa7 #7

Sill Bimmons

#ble77ed

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
The Mighty Feklahr

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hippofant

Why you do this? 🙁

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Because it wouldn’t be a liveblog without Fek doing that

The Mighty Feklahr

Qapla! }}:>D

WCS
Charge of the Light Brigade

Please string together MOAR CLICHES!

MikeWallaceAndGromit

“Welcome NFL to Carlos Hyde”
For fuck’s sake

JustStopDude

I don’t know.

I’m just imagining a lot of deaf people are getting pissed off thinking the closed captioning people are fucking with them.

Moonbatting Average

Welcome to this presentation of the Dadaist Football League

OsamaBenJarvus

Well, at least Hyde just won my fantasy match-up for me.

The Mighty Feklahr
JustStopDude

The longer Dilfer’s sentence, the less coherent it is. I don’t think his mouth is controlled by his brain.

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood

More interesting than this game- trying to figure out where the entire broadcast, including both teams and announcers, are going to end up in Duchess’ Nine Circles of Leasts…

hippofant

HURRAH FOR COMPETENCE!

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

So this is the absolute Dark Ages for NFL broadcasters isn’t it.

Stabby Pants

I never thought I’d rather have Joe Buck, but here I am and there it is.

The Mighty Feklahr

I would take Buck and Simms. not even lying.

Sill Bimmons

Not Simms. Ever.

Brick Meathook

SOMETHING HAPPENED THERE WAS A FOG HORN

Stabby Pants

So, the game is over, right? This was sudden death. Please say it was.

deadlydeadlyhawk

what is this touch-down you speak of???

Sill Bimmons

Oh well.

JustStopDude

Look in Dilfer’s defense…he is an idiot.

entropy

“Thank you, JustStopDu—- wait a minute. What?” — Trent Dilfer.

bourb0nblues

Neither of these teams have a safe word.

WCS

Dilfer’s is, “FINISH!”

Beerguyrob

Boomer’s is Slobberknocker.