I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
That’s it. I have tormented myself enough. I’m gonna go re-read Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas while something less mindless than this clusterfuck prattles on in the background. Good night, and good luck. DFO fo life.
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lets get you out of those wet clothes.
That tattoo placement is horrendous.
“Matty Ice”…that’s still a thing?!?
What in the shit is happening
Please make the same mistakes in the second half so Dilfer’s brain really does explode.
Like, how would we even know though?
Let’s make a pact to never discuss this half again.
What half?
thank god its over
bad news bud…
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This game is so boring, Berman is coming up with hypotheticals of potential excitement.
Scanners gif: GO
I am identifying with Dilfer, please Kahless someone kill me.
Didn’t his brain already asplode?
I would pay good money to watch Dilfer’s brain explode
OH MY GOD THIS HALF WON’T END! IT JUST WON’T FUCKING END!!!
The referee is the best on-air personality in this broadcast.
Of course he can’t throw it more than 30 yards
And of course they got a penalty anyways.
“I thought he threw it far”
–Chad Pennington–
Trent Dilfer: Prophet
It’s not Tamasula you moron, ad;lkfj a;skdjf asdf asdgasdfhad
YOU SUCK, BERMAN
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FRAGDERPOCALYPSE FML!
I cannot imagine a more apt way of ending the half.
Jeez, I’m going to get myself tested for CTE after this game.
Yeah Trent…its a special situation. This entire fucking shit show has been “special”.
So I was late to this game because I was watching Dancing with the Stars with my GF… I would much rather listen to Gary Busey call this game rather than these clowns.
OH YOU DOUBT THEY”LL USE ALL THEIR TIMEOUTS CHRIS? DO YOU? fuckfacee
FAKE FIELD GOAL!!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH ASIATA
Your post will be under-appreciated.
double plus 1
Dilfer’s CTE is kicking in. Carlos Hyde isn’t a rookie.
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I bet Raul Allegre could still sink one from 50.
Suicide rate is up tonight I’d wager.
I like Daniel Craig’s Bond.
I think he is easily in the top three…maybe even two bonds.
There can be only one.
Timothy Dalton once bummed a cigarette from me.
Kaepernick showed on that play that he can lead, follow, and get out of the way.
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#ble77ed
TD
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Why you do this? 🙁
Because it wouldn’t be a liveblog without Fek doing that
Qapla! }}:>D
“Mother of God,” I thought.
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Please string together MOAR CLICHES!
“Welcome NFL to Carlos Hyde”
For fuck’s sake
I don’t know.
I’m just imagining a lot of deaf people are getting pissed off thinking the closed captioning people are fucking with them.
Welcome to this presentation of the Dadaist Football League
Well, at least Hyde just won my fantasy match-up for me.
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The longer Dilfer’s sentence, the less coherent it is. I don’t think his mouth is controlled by his brain.
More interesting than this game- trying to figure out where the entire broadcast, including both teams and announcers, are going to end up in Duchess’ Nine Circles of Leasts…
HURRAH FOR COMPETENCE!
So this is the absolute Dark Ages for NFL broadcasters isn’t it.
I never thought I’d rather have Joe Buck, but here I am and there it is.
I would take Buck and Simms. not even lying.
Not Simms. Ever.
SOMETHING HAPPENED THERE WAS A FOG HORN
So, the game is over, right? This was sudden death. Please say it was.
what is this touch-down you speak of???
Oh well.
Look in Dilfer’s defense…he is an idiot.
“Thank you, JustStopDu—- wait a minute. What?” — Trent Dilfer.
Neither of these teams have a safe word.
Dilfer’s is, “FINISH!”
Boomer’s is Slobberknocker.