Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!

Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games  he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!

 

 

 

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Martin

Did I miss the war?

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Brick Meathook

They may be fake, but I like her anyway.

hippofant

Charlotte McKinney?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, she’s on a boat; she’s just being safe.

Martin

They’re not fake.

hippofant

Prove it.

(With pics.)

MikeWallaceAndGromit

The only true test is feel. So, uh, I”m available for confirmation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s the only way to tell for sure.

Martin

I have.

ballsofsteelandfury

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AFL Beat post is up for your post-game comments and Moose gifs

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Brick Meathook; these ones are fake for sure^

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fuck. You.

entropy

With this hilariously stupid outcome, we will be treated to a week’s worth of “Peyton’s Not Done” think pieces by the same jackasses who tried to tell us all his arm was about as strong as a premature infant’s. Can’t wait. I’m out, y’all. Til next time.

Brick Meathook

THE POST-GAME SHOW IS WHERE THEY PUT THE GOOD ANNOUNCERS. I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH!

makeitsnowondem

Well that’s the best football game I’ve watched this year. Good night, gentlemen!

King Hippo

It was very, very entertaining in very, very short, unforeseeable spurts.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Excellent game. Even better outcome.

OsamaBenJarvus

Welp…gonna punch myself in the nuts and go to bed. Til next time, gentlemen and ladies.

King Hippo

Dok is gonna blame herself when she wakes up. Poor Dok.

King Hippo

Terrifying.

WCS
theeWeeBabySeamus

Sounds like someone wants to get raped.

Col. Duke LaCross

All he knows is “ball” and “good” and RAPE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That dog will rape your leg with no regrets.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sheesh, I don’t think I made that RQBOCOP helmet tall enough.

Old School Zero

GET BACK TO WORK

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Say the word if you need another shitty ‘shop.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

The Boncos are going to lose 7 straight games after this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Keep talking to yourself; it helps.

Old School Zero

Just about 1,200 comments. GOOD FUCKING HUSTLE! Goodnight, you commie bastards.

King Hippo

Most Glorious Five Year Plan will triumph, Comrade Ass Bleed Cottonball!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I see what happened with that false flag on the fumble – he was reaching for his beanbag but accidentally grabbed the yellow flag instead.

With skills like that, he’s looking at a very bright future working for the BART police.

/hmm….yeah, fuck it, I’ll post it

Senor Weaselo

“False flag, you say?” -Pete Carroll

MikeWallaceAndGromit

I was at the Oregon State game last year, nationally televised, where the ref had to go on mic saying he mistakenly threw his flag instead of the beanbag. It was glorious.

King Hippo

They didn’t even want to run another play. That is beautiful, beaten submission.

God, what lucky bullshit bailout of the offense (redux). Steak and blowjobs for the defense, on PeyPey’s tab.

Senor Weaselo

What can you do, a Hail Mary with Alex Smith?

King Hippo

Yeah, but everybody always tries their futile multiple lateral play. Or anything random. Rare to see a team just lay down and say “fuck it” like that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stunned and demoralized they were.
Fuck ’em.

King Hippo

I enjoy it because I really, REALLY hate the Chefs. It’s not the hate that I enjoy like with the Raiders, it’s the hate where everything about them, from their corpulent in-stadium fans, to their weird giant rat looking mascot just annoys the fuck out of me.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Soooo…basically the same way I feel about UMd.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

The Reid Plateau.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

That ending almost made up for the rest of the game.

Senor Weaselo

My SFTC and both pick’ems thank the derp gods for this.

Sill Bimmons

oh the fucking stupid fucktardery

Redshirt

Running towards the sidelines? Better turn up field.

makeitsnowondem

What’s Alex Smith’s Hail Mary range? The Denver 25?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I dealt with the Eagles loss in our eliminator league. Should I go no pants next time I go for a cig.

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