You know what? I’m ambiguous on feet.
I mean, I like any sexy part of the female body including the feet.
I do like to give and receive a motherfucking foot massage.
But I ain’t jerking off to a Dr. Scholl’s commercial either.
I have documented cases of people who have a “foot thing” in the wrong way. Where they are freaked out, disturbed and frightened by just the appearance of a foot.
This also makes no sense.
Feet are cool as long as they are attached to a beautiful person.
This is a throw back Friday without the satellite. I’m listening to Vinny call the Dodger/Pirates game (go Dodgers) on the radio and playing some Wii golf for a couple of bucks per round.
Could be worse.
Sill Bimmons
September 18, 2015 10:00 pm
What a slopfest.
Sill Bimmons
September 18, 2015 9:57 pm
Fla. St. must be dreading that Nov. 21 tilt against Chattanooga.
A gal once asked me if I was into feet. Now granted, at the time I was answering her odd-ish query, I had no idea if she had a foot thing or not, so there was some trepidation involved.
I figured honesty was best.
Feet, when not all stank and nasty, are absolutely fine as a natural extension to the overall body (of work), just as are most other body parts. They definitely have their place in the general order of things.
That being said, I would neither wish to have feet/foot unattached to the body, nor a the remainder of the body with no feet. So yeah, feet are cool but don’t come at me with your sweaty assed feet straight outta the shoe and think I’m gonna get all swoony over those nasty things.
As it turns out, that was not the answer she was looking for.
I’ve been without Directv since Monday afternoon. The motherfuckers can’t send a tech out until tomorrow so I’ve been Netflixing and streamin’ all damn week.
If they don’t have this shit fixed after tomorrow, heads will roll.
We did the troubleshooting thing and it’s probably the dish itself. I’ve reset the SWIM box about 14 times.
The streaming thing, while not optimum is a nice fail safe but I really prefer DVRing the game and forwarding past the commercials.
I only have so many brain cells left and I would rather destroy them with smoke and alcohol than a fucking truck commercial.
That sucks. At least the dish replacement shouldn’t cost you anything. You should also be able to view everything, including anything you have recorded, through the Directv App/Website.
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You know what? I’m ambiguous on feet.
I mean, I like any sexy part of the female body including the feet.
I do like to give and receive a motherfucking foot massage.
But I ain’t jerking off to a Dr. Scholl’s commercial either.
I have documented cases of people who have a “foot thing” in the wrong way. Where they are freaked out, disturbed and frightened by just the appearance of a foot.
This also makes no sense.
Feet are cool as long as they are attached to a beautiful person.
Panty Waffles for 500, Alex!
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More Diora Baird
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One more:
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Because why not:
This is a throw back Friday without the satellite. I’m listening to Vinny call the Dodger/Pirates game (go Dodgers) on the radio and playing some Wii golf for a couple of bucks per round.
Could be worse.
What a slopfest.
Fla. St. must be dreading that Nov. 21 tilt against Chattanooga.
The 3:15 Metaphor line is now arriving.
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Never understood the foot thing. Of parts of a woman’s body I find sexy, that’s damn near the last.
A gal once asked me if I was into feet. Now granted, at the time I was answering her odd-ish query, I had no idea if she had a foot thing or not, so there was some trepidation involved.
I figured honesty was best.
Feet, when not all stank and nasty, are absolutely fine as a natural extension to the overall body (of work), just as are most other body parts. They definitely have their place in the general order of things.
That being said, I would neither wish to have feet/foot unattached to the body, nor a the remainder of the body with no feet. So yeah, feet are cool but don’t come at me with your sweaty assed feet straight outta the shoe and think I’m gonna get all swoony over those nasty things.
As it turns out, that was not the answer she was looking for.
#TheAgonyOfDeFeet
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Smells should be completely separated from any preferences, be they boobs, legs, ass, hair, eyes, feet, whatever.
Smell itself really is its own fetish.
A very interesting and deep POV.
Now you got me all thinking and shit.
Dammit.
69 comments.
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*komments
I’ve been without Directv since Monday afternoon. The motherfuckers can’t send a tech out until tomorrow so I’ve been Netflixing and streamin’ all damn week.
If they don’t have this shit fixed after tomorrow, heads will roll.
What’s happening, Sexy People?
My laptop crashed earlier, taking my Rugby World Cup preview with it.
I have to shelve one of my trademarks because Walgreen’s has a product with the same name.
And I’m stuck with this fucking abomination of a game.
I’ve had better days, is what I’m saying.
What the hell? You’re by the beach. It’s not like there are any obstructions…
We did the troubleshooting thing and it’s probably the dish itself. I’ve reset the SWIM box about 14 times.
The streaming thing, while not optimum is a nice fail safe but I really prefer DVRing the game and forwarding past the commercials.
I only have so many brain cells left and I would rather destroy them with smoke and alcohol than a fucking truck commercial.
That sucks. At least the dish replacement shouldn’t cost you anything. You should also be able to view everything, including anything you have recorded, through the Directv App/Website.
Jesus! Thank God I didn’t have time to see this at work. I would have been fired by now.
Great job, as always, Martin!
I’m making this later in the day because I’m not exposing my balls to your all’s stupidity getting you fired.
Way to take a compliment.
Yes, just saw a dude in the student section with a “MASS HOLE” shirt. Or was it “MASS NOLE?”
They used to not number shame the college kids on penalty calls.
Wonder why that changed.
officially, response to coaches’ request
sure it also helps tv, doesn’t slow things down while ref answers coach’s question as to who it was
This is the “giving him the business” referee. So, hilarity may ensue from that angle.
Anyone up for BC/FSU?
God help me, I’m feckin’ watching it.
FLY EAGLES FLY!
Gotta admire BC’s uniform discipline in this era of insanity.
True, didn’t even Nike out for the Friday showcase.
Sadly, they also seem to have stuck with their tradition of being kinda sucky.
I wouldn’t say “sadly.”
I wanted them to at least entertain me this evening, and I don’t particularly care for the Fightin’ Rapey Jameises.
But in the macro sense, I totes agree. I carry no brief for the Footy Jesuits.
Good luck against Manure this weekend. Not to spoil my EPL preview, but I’ve got a pro-Saints vibe.
I prefer Hillary Fudd.
Shelbyvillian freak.
It’s time to take this thread to the next level…
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Anita with drink.
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No, it’s not what you think; she is a Broncos fan and this was last night:
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Hey, Elle McPherson is a Broncomaniac ,, ppl forget that
So was Catherine the Great.
Both:
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PLUS A DONUT! Balls-approved!
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Martha’s Mac and Cheese is ridiculous…
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Heat your butter before you so-tay mushrooms, ya heathens!
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“I watched “Enter The Dragon” every single time I came across it on the TV.”
/the header on my tombstone
Julia just used the word “fricasee”. Last person to use that word? You guessed it-Bugs Bunny.
Here’s something for the ladies: http://www.dicturegallery.com/the-work/
Dicks all dressed up and ready to go out on the town! One text away!
Julia Child is doing mushrooms right now!
/uh, wait a second
I just watched a 5 minute lesson on how to chop mushrooms. I like watching the basics.
Did I say 5 minutes? It’s still going.
Three Toed Sloths are sexy too, just’ tryin’ to add a little diversity to Sexy Friday and make it ‘multi-creatural’
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That turned out all wrong…
I totally support this idea.
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Hey peeps; Martin also did some nice work here:
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Hey Rex; good luck this weekend against………..
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This is glorious!
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For the alternate.
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“State of the art mole placement on #3. But one must ask, ‘is it Soviet in nature?’.”
-Senator Joe McCarthy, 1952
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I love Sexy Friday. It reminds me to stop working and drink.
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Friday, oh yes.
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Done and done!
Get riggity-riggity-wrecked, son!
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