Your Late Game Open Thread

[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There’s more…

SF @ Ari: Arizona has picked up where they left off before “The Troubles” began last year. Palmer is 36 for 56 and sporting a gaudy 7-1 TD/Int ratio. He’s my “Two Weeks In Comeback Player Of The Year” award winner. Well done, you. The 9ers will have to put up with another D-Line that can bring pressure so I’m not sure about the passing game. Hyde has been a revelation running the rock though. Right now the Cards have too much going their way. They’ll be distancing themselves from the rest of the NFC West as the weeks go by.

Buf @ Mia: Gotta think one of these teams and the Jets will be grabbing a wild card down the road but it’s going to be a friggin’ mess when all is said and done. Both teams need this game badly. Both Miller and McCoy are banged up, Buffalo is going to sack Tannehill 4+ times, Suh is going up against a rook-I see a lot of blood on the field but I’ve been having these crazy visions lately. Buy gold people! Buffalo squeaks out the W.

Chi @ Sea: The “Careful What You Wish For, Bears Fans” vibe is very strong here. Cutler is out so now it’s time for…Strub’s? Vlasic? I can never remember that guy’s name. Seattle’s lookin’ to get into the win column and I think a good old-fashioned whooping is afoot.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Anyone else excited Brooklyn Nine-Nine is coming back tonight?

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Bloody Lethal

If she’s on that I think I say yes.

LeighAnne

Coach Tomsula: “Run defense? What’s ‘run defense’?”

Bortleback

Not a good day for QBs taken in the first round in 2012

Sharkbait

Kaepception IV: The Kaepening

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Second half prediction: Rex carries off Lauren Tannehill as the defense sets fire to Joe Robbie.

fleshwound_NPG

ALL THE KAEPERPICKS!

The Maestro

Ryan Tannehill is extremely, extremely Not Good.

OsamaBenJarvus

I gotta make food. See you fine fellows for the night game.

JustStopDude

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I don’t think we will see another score in this Bears…um…I is the Seahwaks they…are playing?!? Nothing….is…happening…loosing will…to…give…a…shit….

OsamaBenJarvus
WCS

#bubb7esarerising #7to7dyouso #blessed

laserguru

The coals are started, the cod is marinating, the sides and condiments are ready, there’s an ice chest stuffed with beers and ice and we just eviscerated another quarterback.

Goddamn I love this game!

The Maestro

Rex Ryan has wrecked Ryan (Tannehill), I see.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

So. Damn. Erect.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh man, if I’m a Buffalo-area hooker I’m keeping my feet covered up tonight.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Better make those steel-toed boots. Anything less isn’t going to keep Rex out.

Gatoraids

When your Pimp is Dr. Scholls you take the easy feet money, better than other places.

fleshwound_NPG

Holy shit Bears with the worst defense ever. They have timeouts, you fucks.

fleshwound_NPG

…but not nearly as bad as Petey’s goalline offense, yet again.

Holy shit, Petey.

OsamaBenJarvus

There was more action in the 4 second fight between Jonathon Papelbon and Bryce Harper than this entire first half.

John Difool

Jest, Phish Live at Wembley… because winning the War of 1812 and landing a robot on Mars during the London Olympics wasn’t Enough Rubbing The Salt Into The Wound.

Beerguyrob

I’m in the stands in Seattle. People are openly yell-praying they add more than three points, because they fear the hilarious possible Bears comeback.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

It’s the Seattle way.

Beerguyrob

In every “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS” way.

King Hippo

Kaep is so shit, Blaine Muthaflippin Gabbert think he can throw some shade.

Sharkbait

Kaep would try to throw it back, but it would get picked off.

Sharkbait

Kaepception IV: The Kaepening

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So since we are talking about refs blowing calls for teams that are most likely gonna win/already blew out their game. Did anyone else see the refs not penalize Bellichick for throwing a red flag on a turnover play like a toddler mad he didn’t get his way? Then they gave him his way and didn’t take away a timeout like they were supposed to. And unless they changed the rule from what it originally was, they should’t have been able to even review the play when he threw his tantrum

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

“in favor of” instead of “for”*

first one was vague

Bortleback

Duellin’ interceptions!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought that was more of a Tennessee-Jacksonville thing, but sure.

JustStopDude
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Yes… technically.

King Hippo

3-0 is how it shall end.

fleshwound_NPG

“Wasn’t enough video evidence.”

[shows all the video evidence]

“Wasn’t enough video evidence.”

Beastmode Ate My Baby

“Is there more video evidence? Just asking…we’ll ignore that, too.”

WCS

It’s the Roger Goodell mantra.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

YEAH JIMMY GIVE ‘EM THAT PICKLE!!!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

HARF!

fleshwound_NPG

Did Pickle wanna fight?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Look at my button down striped shirt. Fucking look at it!”

– Tony Siragusa

King Hippo

You think it ain’t lookin’ at you? Motherfucker.

fleshwound_NPG

Officiating is at an all time low.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Announcers: Vic Fangio doing a great job of stopping the Marshawn-less Seahawks.

John Difool
OsamaBenJarvus

The ruling on the field stands. We didn’t see nuthin’.

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Bortleback

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS

Sill Bimmons

Bears just got jobbed.

OsamaBenJarvus
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Seattle ball, because FUCK CHICAGO AND ALL WHO DWELL WHEREIN.”

– NFL Officials

OsamaBenJarvus

Jesus, these refs might actually be blind.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

BULLSHIT

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh shit, that might actually be Bears ball.

Bortleback

I forgot that Harvin was on the Bills. Rex just collected every rogue and vagabond he could find around the league, didn’t he?

LeighAnne

Chris Johnson was shot in a drive-by shooting in the off-season, and somehow got on the Cardinals. I guess Rex missed him.

LeighAnne

Australian Rugby League represent!

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Announcers: Wilson is a credit to his rac-errrrr team.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hes one of the gud onez, no offenc.

Bortleback

+1 cornball

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Puntkakke.

OsamaBenJarvus

Is Jacquizz the NFL name that sounds most like slang for semen?

John Difool

Jack Del Rio does kinda remind me of Vanessa Del Rio who took loads of money-shot back in the day.

Sharkbait

Oh Kaep. Your team is wearing WHITE. Arizona is wearing RED

Sharkbait

Kaepernick vs Pickle. Who can derp harder

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
OsamaBenJarvus

Boy, I hate to be a complainer, but this open thread isn’t working worth a shit.

Sharkbait

I think we regularly break wordpress.

OsamaBenJarvus

Does wordpress not get how important dick jokes and football are to us? Bastards.

The Maestro

Yeah, we break WordPress all the damn time. There’s a reason Darkest Timeline Zack Morris drinks as much as he does.

OsamaBenJarvus

Why didn’t the Bears sign the Jimmy Clausen with Directv?

Bloody Lethal

Giants won and I hit my 5 team parlay?

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laserguru

I hit a two-teamer with Cincy and Houston and gy god my Vikings throttled the shit out of the Chargers.
You owe me a beer OSZ but no hurry. Next time you’re in L.A.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If any game was gonna be 28-0 this early I would have expected it to be the Bears game.

Senor Weaselo

So does Chris Johnson have running away from border patrol speed now?

JustStopDude