[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There’s more…
SF @ Ari: Arizona has picked up where they left off before “The Troubles” began last year. Palmer is 36 for 56 and sporting a gaudy 7-1 TD/Int ratio. He’s my “Two Weeks In Comeback Player Of The Year” award winner. Well done, you. The 9ers will have to put up with another D-Line that can bring pressure so I’m not sure about the passing game. Hyde has been a revelation running the rock though. Right now the Cards have too much going their way. They’ll be distancing themselves from the rest of the NFC West as the weeks go by.
Buf @ Mia: Gotta think one of these teams and the Jets will be grabbing a wild card down the road but it’s going to be a friggin’ mess when all is said and done. Both teams need this game badly. Both Miller and McCoy are banged up, Buffalo is going to sack Tannehill 4+ times, Suh is going up against a rook-I see a lot of blood on the field but I’ve been having these crazy visions lately. Buy gold people! Buffalo squeaks out the W.
Chi @ Sea: The “Careful What You Wish For, Bears Fans” vibe is very strong here. Cutler is out so now it’s time for…Strub’s? Vlasic? I can never remember that guy’s name. Seattle’s lookin’ to get into the win column and I think a good old-fashioned whooping is afoot.
Anyone else excited Brooklyn Nine-Nine is coming back tonight?
If she’s on that I think I say yes.
Coach Tomsula: “Run defense? What’s ‘run defense’?”
Not a good day for QBs taken in the first round in 2012
Kaepception IV: The Kaepening
Second half prediction: Rex carries off Lauren Tannehill as the defense sets fire to Joe Robbie.
ALL THE KAEPERPICKS!
Ryan Tannehill is extremely, extremely Not Good.
I gotta make food. See you fine fellows for the night game.
I’m gonna put a fried egg on top of my son’s breaded haddock because I don’t believe in anything any more.
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I don’t think we will see another score in this Bears…um…I is the Seahwaks they…are playing?!? Nothing….is…happening…loosing will…to…give…a…shit….
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drinks are on me, fellas.
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#bubb7esarerising #7to7dyouso #blessed
The coals are started, the cod is marinating, the sides and condiments are ready, there’s an ice chest stuffed with beers and ice and we just eviscerated another quarterback.
Goddamn I love this game!
Rex Ryan has wrecked Ryan (Tannehill), I see.
So. Damn. Erect.
Oh man, if I’m a Buffalo-area hooker I’m keeping my feet covered up tonight.
Better make those steel-toed boots. Anything less isn’t going to keep Rex out.
When your Pimp is Dr. Scholls you take the easy feet money, better than other places.
Holy shit Bears with the worst defense ever. They have timeouts, you fucks.
…but not nearly as bad as Petey’s goalline offense, yet again.
Holy shit, Petey.
There was more action in the 4 second fight between Jonathon Papelbon and Bryce Harper than this entire first half.
Jest, Phish Live at Wembley… because winning the War of 1812 and landing a robot on Mars during the London Olympics wasn’t Enough Rubbing The Salt Into The Wound.
I’m in the stands in Seattle. People are openly yell-praying they add more than three points, because they fear the hilarious possible Bears comeback.
It’s the Seattle way.
In every “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS” way.
Kaep is so shit, Blaine Muthaflippin Gabbert think he can throw some shade.
Kaep would try to throw it back, but it would get picked off.
Kaepception IV: The Kaepening
So since we are talking about refs blowing calls for teams that are most likely gonna win/already blew out their game. Did anyone else see the refs not penalize Bellichick for throwing a red flag on a turnover play like a toddler mad he didn’t get his way? Then they gave him his way and didn’t take away a timeout like they were supposed to. And unless they changed the rule from what it originally was, they should’t have been able to even review the play when he threw his tantrum
“in favor of” instead of “for”*
first one was vague
Duellin’ interceptions!
I thought that was more of a Tennessee-Jacksonville thing, but sure.
Has Jimmy completed a pass yet?
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Yes… technically.
3-0 is how it shall end.
“Wasn’t enough video evidence.”
[shows all the video evidence]
“Wasn’t enough video evidence.”
“Is there more video evidence? Just asking…we’ll ignore that, too.”
It’s the Roger Goodell mantra.
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YEAH JIMMY GIVE ‘EM THAT PICKLE!!!
HARF!
Did Pickle wanna fight?
“Look at my button down striped shirt. Fucking look at it!”
– Tony Siragusa
You think it ain’t lookin’ at you? Motherfucker.
Officiating is at an all time low.
Announcers: Vic Fangio doing a great job of stopping the Marshawn-less Seahawks.
The refs so far in this game….
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The ruling on the field stands. We didn’t see nuthin’.
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TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
Bears just got jobbed.
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“Seattle ball, because FUCK CHICAGO AND ALL WHO DWELL WHEREIN.”
– NFL Officials
Jesus, these refs might actually be blind.
BULLSHIT
Oh shit, that might actually be Bears ball.
I forgot that Harvin was on the Bills. Rex just collected every rogue and vagabond he could find around the league, didn’t he?
Chris Johnson was shot in a drive-by shooting in the off-season, and somehow got on the Cardinals. I guess Rex missed him.
Australian Rugby League represent!
Announcers: Wilson is a credit to his rac-errrrr team.
Hes one of the gud onez, no offenc.
+1 cornball
Puntkakke.
Is Jacquizz the NFL name that sounds most like slang for semen?
Jack Del Rio does kinda remind me of Vanessa Del Rio who took loads of money-shot back in the day.
I’d say so
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Oh Kaep. Your team is wearing WHITE. Arizona is wearing RED
Kaepernick vs Pickle. Who can derp harder
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Boy, I hate to be a complainer, but this open thread isn’t working worth a shit.
I think we regularly break wordpress.
Does wordpress not get how important dick jokes and football are to us? Bastards.
Yeah, we break WordPress all the damn time. There’s a reason Darkest Timeline Zack Morris drinks as much as he does.
Why didn’t the Bears sign the Jimmy Clausen with Directv?
Giants won and I hit my 5 team parlay?
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I hit a two-teamer with Cincy and Houston and gy god my Vikings throttled the shit out of the Chargers.
You owe me a beer OSZ but no hurry. Next time you’re in L.A.
If any game was gonna be 28-0 this early I would have expected it to be the Bears game.
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So does Chris Johnson have running away from border patrol speed now?
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