Your Late Game Open Thread

[finishes off Bechamel Sauce smoothie] Man that was good! Just like the early games, amirite? But wait! There’s more…

SF @ Ari: Arizona has picked up where they left off before “The Troubles” began last year. Palmer is 36 for 56 and sporting a gaudy 7-1 TD/Int ratio. He’s my “Two Weeks In Comeback Player Of The Year” award winner. Well done, you. The 9ers will have to put up with another D-Line that can bring pressure so I’m not sure about the passing game. Hyde has been a revelation running the rock though. Right now the Cards have too much going their way. They’ll be distancing themselves from the rest of the NFC West as the weeks go by.

Buf @ Mia: Gotta think one of these teams and the Jets will be grabbing a wild card down the road but it’s going to be a friggin’ mess when all is said and done. Both teams need this game badly. Both Miller and McCoy are banged up, Buffalo is going to sack Tannehill 4+ times, Suh is going up against a rook-I see a lot of blood on the field but I’ve been having these crazy visions lately. Buy gold people! Buffalo squeaks out the W.

Chi @ Sea: The “Careful What You Wish For, Bears Fans” vibe is very strong here. Cutler is out so now it’s time for…Strub’s? Vlasic? I can never remember that guy’s name. Seattle’s lookin’ to get into the win column and I think a good old-fashioned whooping is afoot.

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Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Hipster: Smartphones are the best.
Everyone else: FUCK YOU!

Moonbatting Average

Pokemons of the Midway

King Hippo

Well, there went my outside shot at 1-2. FACK YOU, Jimmy Graham

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, my Raiders won, I’ve got bourbon within easy reach of my left hand, and my dog is laying next to me with her chin on my knee. Life is good.

Gatoraids

Only upset its fan that started the Bills D this week

Sill Bimmons

HOOPSDOWN

John Difool

The Last Witch Hunter starring Vin Diesel…. or The Chronicles I’ll Think I’ll Wait For NetFlix

Doktor Zymm

It must be fun to be really heavy and be allowed to just jump on people.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh, it is.”

– Jameis Winston

Doktor Zymm

It’s always kind of interesting to listen to the random crap announcers come up with to talk about during blowouts, cause they sure as hell ain’t watching the game anymore.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So Bushrod is out now. So now we have lost our LT, 1WR, 2WR, 3WR, QB. I think we are still ok. Let’s go back to 6 linemen and 2 TEs and just run it every play again, that was almost working.

blackroseMD1

My Chargers were down to the point where another injury on the O-Line would have required us to put in a defensive player on it.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

“Wait, normal teams don’t do that?”

-Tom Cable

Beastmode Ate My Baby

A…Seahawks win? I’d forgotten what that felt like.
http://gifyu.com/images/k8RJk6P.gif

WCS

“I think running the wishbone is a sure-fire way for the Bears to win!”

— Mike Ditka tomorrow night, probably

Sill Bimmons

GET PALMER OUT OF THERE

Moonbatting Average

PALMER IS STILL IN THERE!?!?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!!

Sill Bimmons

BECAUSE HES THE ONLY QB I HAVE LEFT WITH TWO FUNCTIONING KNEES!$@&!1!

Doktor Zymm

Seconded

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Agent Cooper, upon being told that Leland Palmer was left alone in the morgue with his daughter’s body.

WCS

Which one of you lucky bastards had the pleasure of starting Ryan Tannehill today?

Sill Bimmons

BILLS DEFENSE WOO

Doktor Zymm

One more pick 6 and the Arizona D will have more fantasy points than Julio Jones.

King Hippo

Siragusa really has gone full-on performance art.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tony Siragusa is thinking about buying a boat this year!

John Difool

Vladimir Ducasse sounds like a vampire who may be more into sucking on a fine block of Brie than a person’s neck….

Sill Bimmons

These games suck.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Are you kidding? This is the most fun football has been all year

King Hippo

Two words, Bears. Quick. Kick.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[Pocket collapses…]

– Vince Young attempts to settle his tab at Denny’s.

blackroseMD1

Well, it’s become pretty apparent that I should have started Tiny Darren over Carlos Hyde in my Flex spot today.

King Hippo

Can’t they just start running straight-up rugby plays?

And serious, AZ really best get Palmer outta there. They should have noticed what happened last January.

LeighAnne

Of course. A safety. Because running the ball is still not as risky as having Kaepernick try to throw the ball out of the end zone.

Sill Bimmons

Cards partying like it’s 2008!

King Hippo

ALL TEH POINTS, CRADS DEFENSE

WCS

SAWBUZZ!

WCS

MILLENNIUM OF THE SAFETY

fleshwound_NPG

DECADE OF THE SAFETY

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

You’re a fucking M&M! What did you think she meant by dessert?

Doktor Zymm

Hey, I just remembered I started the Cardinals D. Woo me!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Maybe they mean “fence” as in “guy who criminals sell stolen things to”.

But that’s probably more of a Baltimore thing.

Doktor Zymm

I also had to explain the “Sea Fence” thing that dumb Seattle fans do. He agrees it makes no sense. A sea wall is a thing, a sea fence is not. The sea could go right through a fence.

Beerguyrob

And the Bears have so far proven how many holes there still are in it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If I have one more glass of bourbon I’ll go from “impaired” to “drunk”.

But the Raiders have won two in a row, so what the hell.

Doktor Zymm

Watching football with my dad is pretty awesome. He’s a Cardinals fan from way back when they were the only team that could beat his brother’s team, which were the Browns.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Hi, I’m Tony Romo. And I have DirectTV.
And I’m Doc Brown. And I have cable.

John Difool

Casually looking through the stands during the Chi/Sea game and I’m wondering, why are Seattle chicks so fat and ugly, I thought West Coast chicks were supposed to be hot?
Seattle, more like Sea-Cattle, amirite?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BEGIN BRO SUBROUTINE

Dude, I wish you could have seen the waitress we had at Bourbon Steak House last night. Even my wife had to admit that her body was absolutely insane.

END BRO SUBROUTINE

King Hippo

My Bears cover looks less likely. Perhaps Seattle will let their walkons play?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Lynch is out. You have a chance. Well you don’t but a better one than if he was in.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

AND IT LOOKS THE PICKLE JUST GOT DUNKED!

King Hippo

That’s the emu equivalent of a Hail Mary.

Gatoraids

Dolphins vs Bills is the Cove II: Electric Footboogalo

Sill Bimmons

Lockett? MOAR LIKE ROCKETT AMIRITE

fleshwound_NPG

Remember when Chicago had the best Special Teams in the NFL? Me neither.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Somewhere, Dave Toub smirks.

Brocky

I have nothing to add, so here’s this:http://i.imgur.com/z6YHr0h.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That fucks me as a Bears fan and as a person who is playing against someone starting Seattle’s D in FF.

blackroseMD1

That Tyler Lockett kid might be pretty good at the whole catch-and-run thing.

JustStopDude
IronAvenger6491

Dolphins defense is pretty legit.

Bortleback

RedZone is becoming DailyFantasyGamblingZone

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yo Gabbert Gabbert!

Get your helmet on.

WCS

The Flow eagerly jumps off bench, trips over own shoes, falls into Gatorade cooler, concusses self.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Jimmy Clausen’s first half:
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Defensive Back Mike Wallace

McDonalds attempts to appeal to the Black demographic always had the grace and subtlety of the Censored 11.

King Hippo

And they weren’t even the “he do like you do” company!

Sill Bimmons

Kaep and Tannehill keeping 56MillilitersOfFury semi-tumescent!

fleshwound_NPG

OH SHIT FIDDY