Instant Hippo (Hungover) Thoughts

Playing Detroit is both fun and terrifying! A good workout for the liver.

Don’t look now, but the Footy Cardinals just might be the best team in the NFL (we choose not to acknowledge a certain group of Satan-aligned Massholes). I am of the opinion that David Johnson is a far superior back to the oft-injured Ellington and the dessicated corpse of CJ2K (appreciated the fantasy contribution yesterday, though – I was a desparate Hippo), but it’s hard to argue with results. Steve Keim, take a bow.

The clock struck midnight for Doopy Pantz. There’s some hilarity potential if Jerral enters Cassel-vania territory. At least with writers much more talented than me.

Would you look at all that Raider competence? Just winning, without public dysfunction or criminiality (or Darius Heyward-Bey). Al Davis must be rolling over in his grave (as if anyone believes he’s really dead, or not-undead). They could easily be a playoff team, either wildcard or division winner if the Donks’ high-wire act falters.

Buffalo certainly went all-in on the fan service this Sunday, after a disappointing engagement with the Massholes. Miami should be fucking embarrased, but it’s hard to shame anyone in/from that town.

The Jets became self-aware. Sorry Lord Revisisle.

Really, how bad must David Fales be? How does Jimmeh “Emu” Clausen still have even a clipboard job? Does nobody watch film?

Cam Newton is quietly having an MVP season for the Panthers. 3-0 with a team full of replacement players, and he’s never been better. Hee hee, fuck you, PK.

No more, NFL. NO MORE 10-3 Red Zone splits. Jeebus, that 4:00 window.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Sep

Apparently no one told Kaepernick “s7orm’s coming” yesterday. I guess you can add “failed meteorologist” to Tomsula’s resume.

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I wasn’t even halfway through a reaction post to the Bears loss before I just punted on it.

montythisseemsstrangetome

If they were looking for consistency on offense, they got it.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Also, I forget which drive it was in the 2nd half when the Bears faced 4th and 1 and Phil Simms says “Well, you have to go for it here.” Then, after John Fox inevitably sends in the punt unit, Phil says “I agree with this decision, punt the ball and play field position.”

This is why he’s on the Number One team on CBS.

ProzacElf

Dear god, I was playing a game on my laptop with that game on in the background because I couldn’t bear to actually be paying attention to it and that comment by PHEEEL stuck out at me. And he was all like “some people would say the Bears should have gone for it here, but this was the right call, you punt it, ride it out, see where it goes.”

Hey Jerk-ass, it’s already 23-0, I think we all know where it’s going.

theeWeeBabySeamus

After yesterday, I very well might be pursuing other fall interests on Sundays.
Perhaps the Badd Hippo can send Birdgirl my way around 1pm next Sunday? I need help with some….legal briefs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4d8lSB4zxY

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Would you like an introduction to my sister?”

http://i.imgur.com/i2H2PGn.png

Don T

I only watched IND@TEN yesterday. The less said about it, the better. Gotta start watching the Cards and Panthers tho. Great tip.

Lothar of the Hill People

” Miami should be fucking embarrased, but it’s hard to shame anyone in/from that town.”

Yeah, considering that 80% of the women in Miami do ATM on camera, there’s not a lot of shame left in South Florida.

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South Florida in July feels like the whole state is going from ass to mouth and back again over and over again.

packman_jon

Yeah, but in Detroit 95% of the population over 14 will do ATM on and off camera

WhyEaglesWhy

And the other 5% are just robbing ATMs.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

But…but he went to Noter Dayme…the means he’s a Winner and Even Grittier Than Woodhead…

Enrico Pallazzo

I went 6-0 on wagers yesterday so I decided to get greedy on DET +3.5. Someone strip me naked and SHAME me as I walk through the DFO offices. That was just dumb.

SonOfSpam

We have offices? Or are you talking about the double-wide deep in the West Virginia woods?

ProzacElf

Typo. He meant “orifices.”

ballsofsteelandfury

I took a nice 90 minute nap during that late game window. Felt great and I didn’t miss anything.