Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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John Difool

The tinted visor in football has been a symbol of losing and shitting the bed almost as long as the U.N. decided to don blue helmets.

Stabby Pants

Will Hill III needs more vertical lines in his name.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Vick looking clueless in the backfield actually looked scripted that time.
Luckily, he’s been there before.

JustStopDude

Copious amounts of alcohol and mood altering drugs makes for a weird thursday. I accused, rather violently, that my bartender was Cthulhu. I had to leave when the local county mounty threatened to taze me.

Sill Bimmons

FUCK YOU BOSS TODD YOU GODDAMNED ASSHOLE

Sharkbait

We all need pills for these games Phil. We all do.

King Hippo

PILLS FOR ALL!!!!

Stabby Pants

I swear to god, I thought were coming up on halftime.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wishful thinking?

Sill Bimmons

Why do people care so much about a soulless, child-labor friendly Gilded Era plutocrat?

blordinaryfagicmox

You talking ’bout Cuba?

Sill Bimmons

Jobs.

blordinaryfagicmox

Oh right. If he was so great whyd he get fired,, ppl forget that

entropy

I actually have a idea about that… America is a country that actively turned its back on a monarchy and the entire royal-blood ideal, and then promptly set about romanticizing the shit out of that same idea, to the point that we now equate anyone of wealth and power with divine right. People are fucking trampling each other in an effort to find someone they can state is somehow “better” than they are, with no real rhyme or reason. And if said person somehow comes from “nothing,” well, so much the better, because then it could happen to any one of us!

Moonbatting Average

Men. My wife has taken control of the TV and insists on watching the contest between the Baseball Cowboys and the Baseball Rams/Chargers/Raiders. Is there a better recourse than sitting on the porch drinking? Because that’s what I’m doing.

Sill Bimmons

Find an illegal stream?

bourb0nblues
theeWeeBabySeamus

Ray Rice likes this.

blordinaryfagicmox

Make sure you have a bright enough light to attract mosquitoes.

Redshirt

I recently found out that you can watch cable TV off of your iPhone and your wireless network. If you got that…

Sharkbait

Fuck Steve Jobs

King Hippo

commercial, kickoff, commercial, handoff, commercial COMING RIGHT UP

You know, in case anyone needs to take a shit.

litre_cola

DRAFT KINGGGSSSSS!!!!

Redshirt

Eventually, they’ll going to pull a WWE and take a commercial break while the clock is moving and a team is driving.

Stabby Pants

ARE YOU A WIZARD?!?

blordinaryfagicmox

Burn him!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well holy shit. Ravens win the 1st quarter….probably.

entropy

Don’t dare them to give this away. They’ll do it. THEY WILL DO IT.

bourb0nblues

WHOA CANYONERO

Redshirt

Nice distance into the endzone.

Stabby Pants

Touchdown, Canyonero!
Awful tackling.

litre_cola

CANYONARRRRROOOOOOOOOO

The Mighty Feklahr

2 safety lead!

King Hippo

CanyaneroDOWN!!!

Sill Bimmons

TD coming

Sill Bimmons

See?

Sharkbait

NostraSill

Sill Bimmons

Why take the yards there?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

5 yards? DRIVE KILLER

Stabby Pants

Pheel, once again providing commentary from alternate dimension.

litre_cola

Part of me would love to read a transcript, and part of me bristles at the thought.

entropy

“Forset has got a hole, and he takes it down”

I thought Rice took down the hoes?

Stabby Pants

When he retires, Steve Smith needs to become an announcer. ‘May, look at that pussy ass bitch.’

Senor Weaselo

I would watch the shit out of that.

litre_cola

Forget about Friday in love, its Thursday and I miss Mayock.

King Hippo

This game shapes up to be a classic defensive struggle, between two teams hat can’t play defense for shit.

Sill Bimmons

Dupree whiffs again.

Redshirt

Has Smith ever been triple-teamed yet?

Sill Bimmons

Damn, Dupree. You gotta make that play.

John Difool

Harbaugh on being 0-3 “I’m at peace knowing we’re a good team…”

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/7479-28312.jpg

Stabby Pants

MAXX POWER!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Just punch a baby and ice up, son!

Redshirt

Uh oh, Steve Smith has a cramp. Ravens may have to forfeit.

Sill Bimmons

ICE UP, SON

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Beat me to it

Stabby Pants

I’m starting to think giving Justin Forsett an extension might have been a mistake.

entropy
Sharkbait

Is this as intense as a dogfight? Or an elevator fight?

entropy

Dogfight *in* an elevator.

Sill Bimmons

Toddler fight.

Stabby Pants

Come on, Jim. Say ‘This is a dog fight.’ You know you wanna.

Sill Bimmons

“I’m sorry, sir. I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate your right leg above the knee.”

“You mean…?”

“Yes. You’ve got Scobee’s, and it’s terminal.”

blordinaryfagicmox

We can put a man on Mars, but we don’t even have a television equivalent of adblock?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Have you guys heard of this Fan Duel? This is the first that I’m hearing of it.

Sill Bimmons

Nope. What is it?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

It seems like some sort of football-based gambling – I thought that wasn’t legal?

blordinaryfagicmox

The last two Jacksonville fans duel to see who gets to move to London with the team.

entropy

And then they crown a Draft King!

King Hippo

fucking long FG on first goddamned drive

Redshirt

Have a epileptic seizure? Well don’t mind if I do, Slow Motion Replay of a Stadium Big Screen TV.

Senor Weaselo

Game, blouses.

theeWeeBabySeamus

3-0 feels insurmountable.
Damn Vick and that high octane offense.

Stabby Pants

That kick was as wobbly a Jeff Reed on a given weeknight.

Sill Bimmons

Holy FUCKBALLS Scobee

entropy

There’s something disheartening hearing him introduced as “Jacksonville’s all-time leading scorer.”