Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…
Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.
The tinted visor in football has been a symbol of losing and shitting the bed almost as long as the U.N. decided to don blue helmets.
Will Hill III needs more vertical lines in his name.
Vick looking clueless in the backfield actually looked scripted that time.
Luckily, he’s been there before.
Copious amounts of alcohol and mood altering drugs makes for a weird thursday. I accused, rather violently, that my bartender was Cthulhu. I had to leave when the local county mounty threatened to taze me.
FUCK YOU BOSS TODD YOU GODDAMNED ASSHOLE
We all need pills for these games Phil. We all do.
PILLS FOR ALL!!!!
I swear to god, I thought were coming up on halftime.
Wishful thinking?
Why do people care so much about a soulless, child-labor friendly Gilded Era plutocrat?
You talking ’bout Cuba?
Jobs.
Oh right. If he was so great whyd he get fired,, ppl forget that
I actually have a idea about that… America is a country that actively turned its back on a monarchy and the entire royal-blood ideal, and then promptly set about romanticizing the shit out of that same idea, to the point that we now equate anyone of wealth and power with divine right. People are fucking trampling each other in an effort to find someone they can state is somehow “better” than they are, with no real rhyme or reason. And if said person somehow comes from “nothing,” well, so much the better, because then it could happen to any one of us!
Men. My wife has taken control of the TV and insists on watching the contest between the Baseball Cowboys and the Baseball Rams/Chargers/Raiders. Is there a better recourse than sitting on the porch drinking? Because that’s what I’m doing.
Find an illegal stream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXtAm7QbwMc
Ray Rice likes this.
Make sure you have a bright enough light to attract mosquitoes.
I recently found out that you can watch cable TV off of your iPhone and your wireless network. If you got that…
Fuck Steve Jobs
commercial, kickoff, commercial, handoff, commercial COMING RIGHT UP
You know, in case anyone needs to take a shit.
DRAFT KINGGGSSSSS!!!!
Eventually, they’ll going to pull a WWE and take a commercial break while the clock is moving and a team is driving.
ARE YOU A WIZARD?!?
Burn him!!
Well holy shit. Ravens win the 1st quarter….probably.
Don’t dare them to give this away. They’ll do it. THEY WILL DO IT.
WHOA CANYONERO
Nice distance into the endzone.
Touchdown, Canyonero!
Awful tackling.
CANYONARRRRROOOOOOOOOO
2 safety lead!
CanyaneroDOWN!!!
TD coming
See?
NostraSill
Why take the yards there?
5 yards? DRIVE KILLER
Pheel, once again providing commentary from alternate dimension.
Part of me would love to read a transcript, and part of me bristles at the thought.
“Forset has got a hole, and he takes it down”
I thought Rice took down the hoes?
When he retires, Steve Smith needs to become an announcer. ‘May, look at that pussy ass bitch.’
I would watch the shit out of that.
Forget about Friday in love, its Thursday and I miss Mayock.
This game shapes up to be a classic defensive struggle, between two teams hat can’t play defense for shit.
Dupree whiffs again.
God, I love Steve Smith to death.
Has Smith ever been triple-teamed yet?
Damn, Dupree. You gotta make that play.
Harbaugh on being 0-3 “I’m at peace knowing we’re a good team…”
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/7479-28312.jpg
MAXX POWER!
Just punch a baby and ice up, son!
Uh oh, Steve Smith has a cramp. Ravens may have to forfeit.
ICE UP, SON
Beat me to it
I’m starting to think giving Justin Forsett an extension might have been a mistake.
Big Ben “coaching up” Vick?
“Black person who is not-Slash, pictures not actual people but you look at. Important.”
Canyonero on the return?
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ZeFDe44Ddo/maxresdefault.jpg
Is this as intense as a dogfight? Or an elevator fight?
Dogfight *in* an elevator.
Toddler fight.
Come on, Jim. Say ‘This is a dog fight.’ You know you wanna.
“I’m sorry, sir. I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate your right leg above the knee.”
“You mean…?”
“Yes. You’ve got Scobee’s, and it’s terminal.”
We can put a man on Mars, but we don’t even have a television equivalent of adblock?
Have you guys heard of this Fan Duel? This is the first that I’m hearing of it.
Nope. What is it?
It seems like some sort of football-based gambling – I thought that wasn’t legal?
The last two Jacksonville fans duel to see who gets to move to London with the team.
And then they crown a Draft King!
fucking long FG on first goddamned drive
Have a epileptic seizure? Well don’t mind if I do, Slow Motion Replay of a Stadium Big Screen TV.
Game, blouses.
3-0 feels insurmountable.
Damn Vick and that high octane offense.
That kick was as wobbly a Jeff Reed on a given weeknight.
Josh gets a Scobee snack!
Holy FUCKBALLS Scobee
There’s something disheartening hearing him introduced as “Jacksonville’s all-time leading scorer.”