Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

HAHAHAHAH You have fucking BELL!

Dunstan

Pete Carroll approves of the call.

hippofant

Everybody knows that when the game is on the line, you put the ball in the hands of your backup quarterback.

Senor Weaselo

Yeah, this game’s ending in a tie.

Smithchez

Oh please be another designed run to Ookie. They’ll never see it coming a second time!

The Maestro

If Scobee misses again I’ll do some heroin, just for fun.

entropy

“-Phillip Seymour Hoffman”

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Awwwww…

Claymaker

Phil says punt.

entropy

Vick’s gonna run it again and lose like 30 yards,nright?ntheyre not gonna let Acobee try AGAIN.

makeitsnowondem

BONUS DRINKING ROUND 2X PINTS

King Hippo

I need a piss trough running under my couch

Recovery Whiskey

Scobee Time

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

We need like 6 more yards, and another Scobee miss.

Senor Weaselo

“He is in field goal range with that run.” You mean they scored a touchdown?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My stream might be a few seconds behind

King Hippo

Ha, in FG range my hairy honky ass

Sharkbait

Field goal range.
Josh Scobee
Does not compute.

nomonkeyfun

What else would you expect with Vick as his QB?

Eckeaux

What are the odds on 4th and goal from the 5, they go for the touchdown instead of letting Scobee kick?

Smithchez

Fucking FINALLY to Antonio Brown

MikeWallaceAndGromit

THIS GAME I CALL IT HINDSIGHT BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO END 20-20

John Difool

BOOM, THAT JUST HAPPENED…

nomonkeyfun

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQm2m7pwGFqqOKufICkBQx7q8xIj58oD9c-wgY4mkKUhiw-wlND

So I regularly cause this face in women.

At least when they see me walk into the room.

Smithchez

♪ A-tie-would-make-me-laugh-real-hard ♪

nomonkeyfun

There are ties in football.

-A different former Iggles QB

Claymaker

I hope Jim gives us all the pertinent stats about how many coaches have really long streaks without going 0-3-1.

King Hippo

these teams are both fucking garbage

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have changed my rooting interest from Flacco pick six to I want a tie.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Icall this face “Scobee Contemplates Life As A Real Estate Broker”

entropy

“Josh Scobee: My Life In Grocery Bagging,” a memoir.

Sharkbait

The ol’ reverse Warner.

King Hippo

I mean….how obvious was it that Ookie was gonna run it? Naked backfield, weird formation/personnel grouping?

Claymaker

“Lemme just say this JEEM: Pittsburgh should’ve played it safe and punted on 2nd down.”

John Difool
MikeWallaceAndGromit

in my pool, I picked Ravens -2.5. So this, this is working out.

bourb0nblues

Murderface in behind Tomlin

Sharkbait

Black guy wearing a hoodie? Murdered.

Too soon?

Sharkbait

I think Sill’s gonna choke a bitch after this game.

Senor Weaselo

PRAY FOR SILL

nomonkeyfun

Hopefully he avoids the cameras. Or at least doesn’t get caught with the dead girl.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, Flacco pick six to finish the night

Eckeaux

I hate both these teams so much.

blackroseMD1

+1

entropy

You know what you’re REALLY gonna hate? The next two days of idiotic praise heaped toward whichever team “wins” this battle of shits.

King Hippo

Don’t even have Le’Veon in the backfield?

CLASSIC BOSS TODD!

entropy

…..wow. Just….. Wow. Holy shit. That was amazing.

Sill Bimmons

Night night!

Smithchez

A DESIGNED MIKE VICK RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharkbait

Do I root for a 22-20 finish or a tie…

Eckeaux

A tie. After all this, I hope Cincinnati wins the division.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Tie. Winless Baltimore is fun, but Stiller Fans React Completely Reasonably will be better if they don’t win either

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Go for it!

Dunstan

They were going to call a pooch punt, but Vick was worried people would get mad at him again.

makeitsnowondem

Well I’m absolutely stunned that Phil Simms wants a punt.

Sill Bimmons

THE ANTI GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Dunstan

So, what is Josh Scobee’s range? And is that in nanometers or picometers?

Senor Weaselo

Is it too much to ask for this one to doink off the post?

Senor Weaselo

Aaaand that’s supposed to be to Claymaker.

Sill Bimmons

Femtometers.

entropy

He is capable of making a five-inch field goal, provided someone runs the goal post toward him as he kicks.

Smithchez

That’s right, guys. No need to get another first down. The Scobster’s got this.

Claymaker

God I want another field goal attempt…

entropy

Yeah. Skip past the fucking defender some more, asshole. That hasn’t worked since two-hand touch in grade school, but tonight…. Tonight, it’s fuckin magic.

King Hippo

Jeebus, that guy’s good. Boos Todd, may wanna get him teh ball more.

King Hippo

now THAT is the Vick passing we all now and love

makeitsnowondem

Good-ass drive-starter from Mike Vick there.

The Maestro

So I just got home from work and playing hockey tonight and HOLY SHIT WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME

Sharkbait

TL;DR: Scobee gon’ Scobee

John Difool

Well, you see what happened was…. what took place was…

http://cdn4.miragestudio7.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ancient-aliens-guy.jpg

Senor Weaselo

Can I hope for a 22-20 final?

King Hippo

your booze soaked fingers to God’s ears…

nomonkeyfun

Under?

So who will be breaking you knees if you lose?