Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…
Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.
And to think, people were confused as to why the Ratbirds were 0-3.
Let the eliteness wash over you
Elite drive.
Oh Joe…
thank you jeebus
They need to find Josh Scobee’s non-union Mexican equivalent
Scobergo!
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What’s a Jay Cutler joke doing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNask_pMKo
Scobee Dobee DOH!
They’ve got to be having tryouts on Monday.
Scobee with his 3rd terrible kick of the game. This one finally missed.
Jesus. This game refuses to end.
Overtime? BUHLEE DAT
Why, NFL? WHY?!
“Because we hate you. Because you refuse to stop watching other, lesser sports in favor of NFL network programming, 24/7/365. Until you submit, you will get THESE shit shows, for ever and ever, unto the heat death of the universe, amen.”
This is the game that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started playing it, not knowing what it was,
and they’ll keep on playing it just because…
Scobee missed the FG? Color me shocked!
DIE SCOBEE YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF PIGSHIT
That was pretty good coverage.
I’m going out on a limb and saying that John Harbaugh never got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
His name is not Humpty
Pronounced with an “umpty.”
That show made me think things that would appall non-DFOers.
Nobody on the field for either team in my insanity league matchup.
NO MORE.
No more goddamned long FGs
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Somebody .gif that Ben face, STAT!
We call that his “single-occupancy lockable bar bathroom” face
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Aw, I never get to catch a spaceship!
That was not an elite sneak.
Elitesneak
Jets vs. Dolphins at Wembley…..because The Black Plague and The Blitzkrieg weren’t miserable enough…
I think the Great Fire would be more appropriate.
Just once, I want them to ask for a measurement on what would be 4th and 15, just to see the refs reach that far.
Anyone else singing the Canyonaro song from the Simpson’s to Campanaro’s name?
All night.
Man, I’ve had insomnia all week. Thank God for the Thursday night game.
had that for years. Best results were when I didn’t stay up too late on the computer. Not even kidding.
Really? I’m going to try to shut it down early tonight after I make sure this liveblog doesn’t crash and burn, hopefully that will help. I’ve been working late, so maybe that’s the issue.
Horatio just wants to post tentacle porn later tonight.
melatonin and benadryl can be your best friends, Horatio
Also, cut down on your cocaine intake after 7pm
I found Lunesta to be the best sleeping aid if you need that. Now I usually just try to read some really detailed book. You’d be amazed at how quickly old Supreme Court decisions will put you out at 3:30 am.
And what Hippo said; lay off the cocaine after 7:00 pm.
That quick offense sure paid off…
NOOO!!! Canyanero got hurt. I just learned of him tonight but was already a fan.
Pancakes fir dinner!
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Is that Mommie Dearest?
Dream woman
She sure knows how to handle a short stack
Tina Louise my friends. “Ginger.”
“Everyone in the country’s gonna get the Jets and the Dolphins”
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME, NANTZ!
I love football, but nothing on this Earth could make me wake up at 6:30 in the damn morning for Jets/Fins.
Nobody on this fucking team can tackle.
I just gained five pounds from looking at those pulled pork cheese fries.
Holy shit…opiates and break fluid are a horrid mix. Serious everyone…don’t mix the two.
I should just stick with the brake fluid right, or should I head straight for Krokodil.
As a person that broken into a vet clinic to get into a k-hole in the past…fuck krokodile. I’ll just hold my breath to get high.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing brake fluid.
Have the Ravens contained Antonio Brown or has Michael Vick?
It appears that they have.
Vick’s about as contained as a Mexican herpes outbreak.
I’d say it’s more Vick than the Ravens. Alas, it’s a bit of both.
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I never realized that the cover of Gatsby was just a crop of a another picture.
Ok, who is really in Heyward-Bey’s uniform tonight? There is no way it is him actually making the catches this impostor is making.
Listening to game on radio, Tony Boselli just said that Fulham in English soccer got “regulated”, so they are now in the Champions League. Both things make me laugh. Jags owner having a team get relegated, and offensive lineman trying to be all cosmopolitan and screwing up relegate and regulate.
This is not your older brother’s Darrius Heyward-Bey.
Is ‘ointment’ one of the most unpleasant-sounding words in English, or is it just me?
I prefer unguent.
Ungulate
Which one is the animal category and which is the smeary stuff?
Moist.
Moist is context-dependent.
Topical cream
Fistula
Rupture
Heyward-Bey did another good?
But Tracy, did they put the balm on Smith?
Something tells me the next Steve Jobs film that gets made will have Amy Schumer playing Jobs to keep things fresh.
Lexus needs to stop trying to beat Mercedes and BMW at their own game and go back to making giant wallowing land yachts.
Dispatch from a central PA news tease: ‘what does the mid state think of Michael Vick?’ The suspense is killing me!
Wait, if the Stillers get a safety, they win Cowher’s score guess, right?
lol this could have been a tie.
It’s like Harbaugh needs to get build a wall infront of Flacco, to keep the defenders out from violently hitting Flacco.
Some of those defenders are good people.
I don’t think that’s what he meant, Phil.
Flacco is even elite at dropping snaps.
Flacco might be hurt.
Let’s, do it Tuitt!