Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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The Mighty Feklahr

HERE COME THE PRETZELS!

Claymaker

Hall-of-Famer Jerome Bettis on the field now, pleading with the crowd for some sort of sanity.

Sill Bimmons

“Whitey Ford on the field, pleading for some kind of sanity from the crowd…”

Sill Bimmons

Air France is fucking amazing, it’s just way too expensive.

nomonkeyfun

Don’t forget the KAL, at least if you have yellow fever.

Sill Bimmons

Remy Martin XO in the departure lounge.

Recovery Whiskey

+1 SkyTeam

Senor Weaselo

But I despise those commercials with a passion that rivals FanDraftDuelKings.

Sill Bimmons

Understandable.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
John Difool

Is it me or does it seem this game has lasted for at least 4 hours already?

Claymaker

I don’t think I hate anything in football more than when somebody uses the phrase “half-yard line.”

nomonkeyfun

“He’s out with a knee.”

The Mighty Feklahr

Half inch line?

Wakezilla

“The Patriots have won the Superbowl”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DAMN, Wake, that was good.

nomonkeyfun

“He lost contain.”

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Boyle Puttin’ on the Ritz, there!

Mother Puncher

That Boyle got popped

Sill Bimmons

FUCK

The Mighty Feklahr

Billie Jean King is a Ravens doctor?

King Hippo

She’s just in it to see all that cock ,, smgdh

Horatio Cornblower

Watching the Yankees celebrate winning the wild card, which, come on, and there is a old guy grinning like a literal maniac next to A-Rod who appears to have one eye.

They just pushed him out of the picture.

This pretty much describes the Yankees entire season.

Wakezilla

BJs are going to blow out the Yanks.

The Mighty Feklahr

Intentional?

Senor Weaselo

They have to cool off at some point…

Horatio Cornblower

I doubt it; the Yankees would have to win the wild card game for that to happen.

They’ve over-achieved this year and I’m looking forward to watching some of the younger kids next year but the last month or so they have looked old and tired with a suspect and/or over-worked bullpen.

Senor Weaselo

Can we exhale now? A little bit? Until Keuchel throws a 3-hitter on Tuesday and we all curse a storm?

Sharkbait

Let’s take a step back and admire the Steelers for honoring Hispanic Heritage Month by starting Ron Mexico.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t worry John….I’m sure your brother will give you a job in Ann Arbor.
What are you good at again? Offense or defense?

Smithchez

This is just a ploy by Steve Smith. He dies, gets reincarnated, and doesn’t even have to sneak into the nursery at the hospital to have access to some sweet baby punching opportunities.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

As a guy with back problems, I know that look.

King Hippo

you know what I am gonna recommend for that…

nomonkeyfun

A Mike Utely.

Too Soon?

hippofant

Ice up, son!

King Hippo

I am having a third pear cider in honor of Hurricane Joaquin, though I imagine he’d prefer something a little more black tar-ish. Hey, that’s ok, so would I (well, in pill form but beggars can;t be choosers).

Looking forward to my monsoon nap and ignoring all my adult responsibilities tomorrow. Daddy don’t give a fuck.

Horatio Cornblower

I was watching The Weather Channel hysteria over that earlier today. I’m pretty sure their over-reaction, (Joaquin is now forecasted to go out to sea), is more damaging than the storm.

King Hippo

I did NAWT fill sandbags like the assholes were demonstrating in the 3 minutes I watched. Shit, I didn’t even find my flashlight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Off topic, but I was able to find the Steelers throw back cheerleader uniforms.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/a328856bce7aac4b5506fc7d14b708f9/tumblr_nvjxz0VRON1qa70eyo1_500.jpg

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Too skinny for a Pittsburgh chick

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

“You are too old and high to get that call , Vick” -Ed Hochuli

Recovery Whiskey

Why you gotta dog him like that

The Mighty Feklahr

Smith may be (further) concussed.

Dunstan

We called him Iron Head because he loved bashing his head into opponents. And he died at 39 of brain cancer.

Ladies and gentlemen, the National Football League!

Sill Bimmons

Trauma doesn’t cause brain tumors, but still a good point.

litre_cola

Nothing to see here except our pink memorabilia available at the pro shop.

Recovery Whiskey

Elite Checkdown

Sill Bimmons

He should have returned that!

Smithchez

Hey Mike, I think they may have caught on to that whole slowly rolling out to the left on every play thing.

King Hippo

Teh Le’Veon is wide da fuq open, dog killa no see him.

Sill Bimmons

FUCKING BLOCK SOMEBODY

ssi_bulldawg

That backup graphic is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Jimmy and Doopy…what a couple of dipshits.

ssi_bulldawg

And there might not be a more punchable face than Clausen’s

theeWeeBabySeamus
nomonkeyfun

How dare you soil that gif.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I would soooo soil that gif, given the chance.

Ooops…just did.

King Hippo

How have I not seen that one before??

theeWeeBabySeamus

hahaha. I’m puzzled myself.

Senor Weaselo

And back to the derp.

John Difool

Lord Harbaugh-Haw Haw

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Awww, Harbaugh tried to be clever….

Sill Bimmons

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARBAUGH

King Hippo

That were a rather substandard fake.

Smithchez

TRICKERATIONFAIL

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Recovery Whiskey

Bettie and Bunny?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bettie Page and Tempest Storm in Teaserama (1955)

Claymaker

This will be remembered as the most entertaining Thursday night game of the season, possibly the decade.

John Difool

The only way The Walk will even be mildly interesting is if the guy who’s tightroping between the towers has the planes hit when he’s at the halfway point.

Too soon?

Sharkbait

I’ve already seen some Oregon jokes. So no.

Sill Bimmons

Stillers got lucky on that one.

Smithchez

Yeah, Phil, people are really psyched to wake up at 6:30 on a Sunday morning to watch the goddamn Jets.

litre_cola

SET YOUR ALARMS PEEPLE!

Sharkbait

Those people are called masochists.

entropy

HEY!!! As a Jets fan, I….. ah fuck. I agree with this 100%.

Senor Weaselo

As a Jet fan, I may also sleep through it.

nomonkeyfun

I love looking at shit in my toilet bowl in the morning. It really sets up my day.

Sill Bimmons

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Recovery Whiskey

I’d watch from the bathroom, hung over. It might help with throwing up or taking a big dump.

Wakezilla

As a Dolphins fan, I sure as shit am not waking up at that time to watch their mediocrity.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I like that BWW replaced the 9/11 Fakether with NOBODY. A commercial of random words and no dialogue.

Claymaker

In that Mazda commercial when the kid drove off to school it said:
“Dramatization. Do not overload your vehicle.”

I have no joke.

Smithchez

The fact that that Mazda commercial begins in rhymes before just completely abandoning it makes me far angrier than it should.

Sill Bimmons

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY JEEEEEM

John Difool

THE VICKRISTOCRATS

Smithchez

A 5 step drop and pump faking to the flat on 3rd and 16 is a recipe for success.

litre_cola

Only if its 18

Senor Weaselo

And Horatio and I (and others I’ve forgotten) can exhale regarding the based balls.

blordinaryfagicmox

How many *darius’s do the ravens have?

Sill Bimmons

aaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is the baby puncher out of the game? I lost my TV (wireless box that clones a box that is now being used by someone else) before that drive and my stream for part of it so I was finding a stream then a new stream and didn’t see him out there

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

He’s getting bracketed.

litre_cola

He is just icin up.

Sill Bimmons

Totino’s Pizza Rolls or Bagel Bites?

Sharkbait

Bagel bites.

Senor Weaselo

Bagel Bites. Because when pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

Sharkbait

PIZZA IS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd4PI1kbINI

Senor Weaselo

Either Janay Rice or Adrian Peterson apologizes for this. Not sure which.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Bagel Bites – Pizza Rolls always either have that molten center that means you’ll never taste anything again, or they congeal immediately.

King Hippo

FUCKING NASTY

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