It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other.
SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are out for this one. I can’t blame Kaep for perhaps thinking that the stars are aligning against him. The fan site Niners Nation recommends that you start ZERO 9’ers tonight. ZERO! Rarely has a fan site been so honest. There’s not a hint of “Kaep might go off in this one” or “Look for Hyde to grab a goal-line TD”. That’s sad. The Giants D seems to be rounding into some sort of shape ( a parallelogram? a Mobius Strip?) It sure looks as though the G-Men will be stepping on some throats tonight but hey, a complete implosion isn’t off the table. Let’s watch what happens…together.
Undateable live looks awful.
The on,y good thing about a live sitcom was 30 Rock’s “BANJO!” joke. Fucking kills me every time.
One of these days someone will rewrite that song from Annie as ‘toMara’
That is the day I will turn my powers to evil.
Wait, we don’t have to use our powers for evil? I have been REALLY out of line, then….
I currently use mine for aggresive indifference.
If Kaep get sick of being a quarterback, a career as an Orthodox Jewish rabbi might be in his future.
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James Harrison and Cypress Hill for Kia, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Kia: Built (like shit) for asshole dads EVERYWHERE
Internal debate. Do I root for the giants due to their proven patriot killer record, or against because division rivalry?
Meteor
The meteor is starting to piss me off with its lack of production…. I’m pulling for a freak earthquake now. Same level of destruction, away more surprising in the Northeast.
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One of the great mara’s, definitely. Personally, big fan of the Rooney and the Kate.
Oh, I thought it was ATM, but in reference to the Giants’ favorite sex activity
Eli has to be due a broken collarbone at this point.
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN BOYS
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Let’s go the fleeting spectre of giant’s competence!
Or niners competence. Really, any fleeting spectre.
Halloween IS coming up, so we need more spectres around here.
New Game: guess what Tomasula severance package will be.
A chicken wing and a grape soda.
A two-pack of Truck Nuts, a case of Steel Reserve 40’s, and tickets to Yee Haw on Ice?
Bottle of Thunderbird.
30-pack of PBR
Bootleg thailand pornos on vhs. Also, a bus ticket and an iphone 5s.
“All he needs is three fingers to bring it home.”
PHRASING.
I have settled in to an alternative venue and will be violating my ‘don’t mix whiskey and tequila’ taboo. Of course, my phone is only at 5% battery, so y’all will not be privy to the aftermath. Also, salsa!
We’ll see ya whence ya come to tomorrow! Godspeed, Dok!!
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I’m gonna end up losing to a guy who had 4 players get 0 points because Carlos Hyde can’t figure out how to run the damn ball.
He’s getting a lot of yards if you’re not particular about the direction.
I’m really not particular about it, but Yahoo seems to be.
Of course they stayed in-house for their coach; all the other guys wanted stuff SF didn’t want to give them, like control over decisions, money, talented players…. this guy just wants a place to park his broken down Trans Am and a case of Coors Banquet Beer every week.
Hey, Tomsula was able to barter a damn nice spot under the third nicest overpass in SF. Gotta give the man some credit.
Yeah, but he lost out on the beer side of things when they countered with Natty Ice and he agreed immediately.
Forward, Carlos. You’re supposed to be going forward.
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Jennifer is unbelievably good looking in the real world. In Hollywood she is unbelievably generic in her attractiveness. In either the real world or Hollywood she is a mediocre actress.
Anniston, Jennifer; specifically.
I really do not like that GE developer kid. He’s got a face you could punch all day.
Really tired of Denis Leary voiceovers too
Bring back “The Boy Who Beeps!!!”
VEREENDOWN
BASEBALL EVERYONE!
https://twitter.com/CespedesBBQ/status/653375983182024704
Anita Ekberg
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The “Don’t cover his favorite receiver” strategy seems to be faring poorly for San Francisco.
The Niners have heard of Beckham, right? They know he’s a receiver for the Giants?
Fuck you Emirates. Fuck you Jennifer Aniston.
Yes I would, but Jennifer in a different way than the emirates.
you know I’ve never been a populist, but that commercial is making me re-consider…
$3000-$5000 seats I’d wager
Hey, you can’t put a price on airplane bar, unless it’s like idk… 3000? 5000?
Why the fuck would you want to shower on the plane if you can shower in the club lounge?
To clean up after joining the mile high club.
Too much.
That’s a dick-in-the-sink scenario.
Elisha did a SMART?
S-M-R-T
Nice try, Tomsula, sneak an extra guy on the field, think no one will notice.
And they are closed apparently. Ah well. To someplace with food it is!
Man, Carl did not like that.
What the fuck is this medical infomercial shit? I don’t care what someone’s torn ACL looks like,must put in his replacement and provide strong taeks about how the injured player brought it on himself.
How many of you jokers are off work tomorrow?
The fact this is a thing after grade school amazes me.
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Only one school I teach at takes it off. The other took it off on Friday.
Friday?
Why are people still acting like Columbus Day is a thing that should really exist, let alone be celebrated?
Should celebrate all hostile colonizations in one day like presidents day.
Try living in Columbus, Ohio.
People get really uptight about it here. Even the non-Italians.
STOP CALLING ME A JOKER
I have a decent buzz going…not hungry…not horny…is this contentment…or the ultimate emptiness?
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Forza 6 needs an update, of course
This game is going to end in a 15-15 tie, isn’t it?
You’re asking a lot of these teams, to be productive enough for ten scoring drives between them.
QUARTERBACK IS NEVER AT FAULT EVER EVER RIGHT CRIS YOU FUCKING FLUFF ARTIST
#pun7
I’m trying to think of the NFL equivalent of a fanbase that treats a guy who killed himself and his girlfriend in a car accident with a .287 BAC. I’m actually struggling to think of a fanbase as consistently morally bankrupt. Help.
Cool story bro alert!
A friend of mine had his bachelor party at his house in the mid 80s (dusty, engineless Chevy Nova in the garage that he was going to fix up… soon, obligatory). The stripper was hired and she was quite attractive. We had plenty of coke, or so we thought. Pro tip; when you put out lines for everybody never pass it to the stripper first. During the evening she got more wasted, then began crying for no real reason that we could discern, never got the full naked promised and by then nobody was in the mood for her to anyway. Fun times.
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You never have enough coke for a stripper ,, ppl forget that
How do you run out of coke in the 80s? That shit was everywhere then.
No trust fund.
That was terrible play action.
This season, you can catch every minute of Sunday Night Football. Unless you’re Ted Ginn, in which case you’ll drop one minute out of every four.
Good to see Ginn improving.
With the beard, Kaep would fit in on any street in Jerusalem.
So long as he wore long sleeves, that is.
He should wear one of those hats.
I need teh Kaep to score 1 more point so I can win in snow’s league.
I need SF to not turn the ball over and be respectable in yards/points, as I need Le’Veon to outscore the Giants’ D by 12+ in my money league. Thank fuck he left Barnidge and Hurns on his bench!
McDonalds is underrated in terms of things that should be fired into the sun
@McDonald ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
A startling lack of random gifs.
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