It’s Your Monday Nighter Open Thread!

I don’t know how we did it. We watched a quadruple-header yesterday and there are no urine stains on the sofa. Not only that, but we’re back to watch this. I don’t use the word “heroes” very often but damnit!, we are heroes. We’ve slogged through some lousy ref calls, brain-meltingly bad throws by QB’s, shortages of beer, the nagging of significant others, carb-heavy food choices, glasses of scotch that refuse to remain full, mystifying third down play calls, kids demanding to be fed, half-hour late delivery guys and fridges/bathrooms that are much farther away from the tv than they should be. How did we do it? I don’t know-it’s a question for the ages…

Bal @ Ari: The spread here is boysenberry and ten. The Ravens are 0-5-1 against both. They are the masters of squeaking out the close loss-they’ve  done it by 6, 4, 4, 3 and 5 for an average of 4.4. Where did the .4 come from? I’m no mathemagician, but I’m guessing a failed on-side kick or a shared sack or some such. I’d just like to say a little something about Mr. Chris Johnson. The guy is 30 years old and was an afterthought when he was signed by the Cards-Ellington was the lead guy and there was this rook stud by the name of David Johnson in the wings just biding his time until he took over. CJ was done-that blazing Cop Speed that his game was predicated on was long gone. He’s not the back that can hit a home run at any given time any more because he changed his style. At 203 pounds he’s taking a pounding running up the middle. I just can’t see a similar back, say Jamaal Charles, doing the same thing at 30. Why? Because he’ll be out for the season with an injury that year as well. Well done, Chris.

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Sill Bimmons

yus

MikeWallaceAndGromit

That’s one way to pull a rabbit out of your ass.

Croooow

Now that’s an elite way to end a drive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Jhgfjgfdjhtdjyfdjhtd

nomonkeyfun

Do all of my fellow commentists wish for a Marino fake spike whenever a team gets close in this situation?

BTW Good evening gentlemen and any ladies who may be around.

Sill Bimmons

da fuq

John Difool
Sharkbait

Flacciding is what I would call the Cardinals D this drive.

makeitsnowondem

If I were an NFL coach, I would not study any film that wasn’t related to how the Ravens always get guys open downfield in desperate situations.

WCS

Unpossible.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

733T?

Sill Bimmons

There. Is. No. Fucking. Way.

Old School Zero

Is this the real life?

Sill Bimmons

Nope.

Old School Zero

ok good

MikeWallaceAndGromit

….what?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Wow is Arizona really gonna allow this to happen?

Sill Bimmons

Fuck you Arians you fucking idiot.

Brick Meathook

OT! OT! OT!

Croooow

Is this really happening?

Sill Bimmons

oh come the fuck on

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Do. Not. Fuck. This. Up. Arizona.

Sill Bimmons

Joe Flacco:

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Brick Meathook

ELITE!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Ariztocrats!

/apologies to Sharkbait

Sharkbait

Well done.

Col. Duke LaCross

Somewhere, Lovie Smith is wondering why people think that clock management is bad.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh, is that Kevin Butlers kid?

Col. Duke LaCross

Spitting image!

John Difool

3rd and 26, lets run it…. they’ll never suspect a thing….

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Anything you can derp, I can derp better.

hippofant

Now you run it….

MikeWallaceAndGromit

That’s Elisha level clock management.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

What in the hell was that?

Sharkbait

The Aristocrats!

Sill Bimmons
WCS

Brick Meathook
Sill Bimmons
MikeWallaceAndGromit

Did Gruden just blame the punter for a rusher coming unblocked right up the middle?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Longer commercial for My All American. Still refuse to give any details about who it is about

Sill Bimmons
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Arizona is really trying to lose this game

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Anything the Raiders can do, the Cardinals can do “better”.

hippofant

Spider THREE Y-Banana? The spiders are reproducing?!

Sharkbait

SPIDER 3 Y BANANA! Drink

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Fuck me, what’s the spread on this game?

Mother Puncher

Goatse

Doktor Zymm

That was unexpected.

WCS

HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP

makeitsnowondem

Is Joe Flacco elite? Let’s ask Cardinals safety Tyrann Mathieu!

HONEY BADGER: Don’t care.

Sill Bimmons

Y WATCH ?

Old School Zero

I tuned out for a minute researching cars and the buying of cars. This game really isn’t competitive, huh?

Sharkbait

Tom Pratt looks like he caught a glimpse of the Ark of the Covenant.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

He chose…poorly.

Sill Bimmons