I don’t know how we did it. We watched a quadruple-header yesterday and there are no urine stains on the sofa. Not only that, but we’re back to watch this. I don’t use the word “heroes” very often but damnit!, we are heroes. We’ve slogged through some lousy ref calls, brain-meltingly bad throws by QB’s, shortages of beer, the nagging of significant others, carb-heavy food choices, glasses of scotch that refuse to remain full, mystifying third down play calls, kids demanding to be fed, half-hour late delivery guys and fridges/bathrooms that are much farther away from the tv than they should be. How did we do it? I don’t know-it’s a question for the ages…
Bal @ Ari: The spread here is boysenberry and ten. The Ravens are 0-5-1 against both. They are the masters of squeaking out the close loss-they’ve done it by 6, 4, 4, 3 and 5 for an average of 4.4. Where did the .4 come from? I’m no mathemagician, but I’m guessing a failed on-side kick or a shared sack or some such. I’d just like to say a little something about Mr. Chris Johnson. The guy is 30 years old and was an afterthought when he was signed by the Cards-Ellington was the lead guy and there was this rook stud by the name of David Johnson in the wings just biding his time until he took over. CJ was done-that blazing Cop Speed that his game was predicated on was long gone. He’s not the back that can hit a home run at any given time any more because he changed his style. At 203 pounds he’s taking a pounding running up the middle. I just can’t see a similar back, say Jamaal Charles, doing the same thing at 30. Why? Because he’ll be out for the season with an injury that year as well. Well done, Chris.
ELITE!
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That’s one way to pull a rabbit out of your ass.
Now that’s an elite way to end a drive.
HEY, THAT’S A REAL NICE AQUARIUM, LADY.
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Do all of my fellow commentists wish for a Marino fake spike whenever a team gets close in this situation?
BTW Good evening gentlemen and any ladies who may be around.
da fuq
IT’S FLACCENING !
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Flacciding is what I would call the Cardinals D this drive.
If I were an NFL coach, I would not study any film that wasn’t related to how the Ravens always get guys open downfield in desperate situations.
Unpossible.
733T?
There. Is. No. Fucking. Way.
Is this the real life?
Nope.
ok good
….what?
Wow is Arizona really gonna allow this to happen?
Fuck you Arians you fucking idiot.
OT! OT! OT!
Is this really happening?
oh come the fuck on
Do. Not. Fuck. This. Up. Arizona.
Joe Flacco:
ELITE!
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The Ariztocrats!
/apologies to Sharkbait
Well done.
Somewhere, Lovie Smith is wondering why people think that clock management is bad.
Oh, is that Kevin Butlers kid?
Spitting image!
3rd and 26, lets run it…. they’ll never suspect a thing….
Anything you can derp, I can derp better.
Now you run it….
That’s Elisha level clock management.
What in the hell was that?
The Aristocrats!
Reverse strike $2.50:
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My Three Cents:
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Did Gruden just blame the punter for a rusher coming unblocked right up the middle?
Longer commercial for My All American. Still refuse to give any details about who it is about
Last gold coin struck by any US Mint:
http://americanhistory.si.edu/numismatics/doubleea/1933or2.jpg
Arizona is really trying to lose this game
Anything the Raiders can do, the Cardinals can do “better”.
Spider THREE Y-Banana? The spiders are reproducing?!
SPIDER 3 Y BANANA! Drink
Fuck me, what’s the spread on this game?
Goatse
That was unexpected.
HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Is Joe Flacco elite? Let’s ask Cardinals safety Tyrann Mathieu!
HONEY BADGER: Don’t care.
Y WATCH ?
I tuned out for a minute researching cars and the buying of cars. This game really isn’t competitive, huh?
Tom Pratt looks like he caught a glimpse of the Ark of the Covenant.
He chose…poorly.
The last US gold dollar minted before the Civil War:
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