Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along and it all came crashing down. The Dolphins and their dozens of fans are feeling that very same thing right now. Don’t tell them that Brady has never lost at home to them. Don’t tell them that Brady has had his biggest games TD-wise and yards-wise against them. It wouldn’t be right. Let them enjoy the fact that they crushed two lousy teams like pretty much everyone else has. You know what my doctor tells me when I’m under the weather?-“take one Texans and one Titans and I guarantee you’ll feel better immediately”. Tannehill, Miller and Campbell are getting ball-washed in the media but there’s the small matter of Cameron Wake that must be addressed. He’d been limping through the season with a hamstring pull and finally got better during the bye week. This has resulted in him collapsing his side of the line and grabbing 6 sacks in those last two victories. On the New England side of things RB Lewis is expected to play and the Pats are expected to win. Big. Look, it’s always nice to see a team get up off the dirt and start hitting back but after this game the Fins get the Bills and the Eagles on the road and a Romo-full Cowboys team at home. Welcome back to Mudville, Miami.
Finally found a Stiller image.
There aren’t many out there.
http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/Tom_Brady_Sacked_Steelers_Patriots_SSP8.jpg
I learned today that there is such a thing as a sexy Spongebob costume that they sell at CVS
can’t top sexy squirrel
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2138302/thumbs/o-BRITTA-SQUIRREL-570.jpg
There HAS to be a fine on Suh for that shit!
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http://musoscribe.com/images/son_of_kraut.jpg
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
These Dolphins. I call them Budd Dwyer because they keep shooting themselves.
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welp
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Have a good one lads. Banana Bread has made me melty.
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“I wub you Deramboat!” — Gregg Hardy
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Speelin’ and reply fail? Goodnight DFOlks!
bye
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ATHF
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“Yeah, I’m just a dog. All I know is “ball,” and “good,” …….and RAPE.
So I got my shit for Halloween. Why did it take me FIVE stores to find a plain yellow T-shirt?
Sexy Bananana?
That was in semi-reply to Sharkbait. After realizing I’m far too lazy to figure out the shit I’d need for Krombopulos Michael and too busy to go acquire it I’m just going as Morty. Maybe Evil Morty if I’m bold and get myself an eye patch.
Well you can’t go as Cronenberg Morty without a Cronenberg Rick
http://i.imgur.com/y3ueD0v.png
So i’ve been binge watching Rick and Morty since I got out of work today. Why I didnt watch this before is beyond me.
did someone say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E
EEEET’s a goood-ah shooooww
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Damn your eyes, embed
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JUICE
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THIS GAME I CALL IT THE GUINEA WORM BECAUSE IT BORES PEOPLE
THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!1111
sounds legit.
No Reverse Vampires or RAND Corporation.
Your graphic is invalid:
We at random gif stage of the night, very good sir.
http://i.imgur.com/zCvpG9x.gif
Hand-Banana NO!
WVU is Carl.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WFbF41L246g/UpKs2APO3NI/AAAAAAAAD6k/Lq1f8qEJLDk/s400/vonsack.gif
oh man this one is even better
Now for the real porn!
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/925296/bradypwn.gif
God fucking damn it. I hate playing against someone starting the dreaded Brady-Gronk combo.
http://i.imgur.com/VldXARt.jpg
Asshole when they’re young, asshole when they’re old is what Pheeeeeeeeeel meant to say there.
Get the Knicks off the channel. If i miss one second of of Mavs/ Clippers slapfest am going to be pissed.
I just watched a commercial advertising shit pills for opiate users.
What a country!
A DRUG FOR OPIOID CONSTIPATION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIGGEST OPIOID EPIDEMIC SINCE THE 1890S WHO WOULDA THUNK IT
Good ol’ fashioned capitalism right there,
I missed my calling as a patent medicine era quack.
Wait! Zoltan got his own fucking movie?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/819d3936963e8334bd7b3166a11fb9b8/tumblr_nbefhekEMk1tbcweeo1_1280.png
I like that my opioids be all literate and shit.
Was reading a book recommended by some Gideons
http://www.manturity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/WIFE-SUBMIT-.jpg
This commercial is horrifying.
So the Basketball Giants are going to be better than last year. But still not good.
Nantz meant “great” in the “large size” when referring to Marmalard’s family.
What?
http://36.media.tumblr.com/4f0c71467ba8fd3e5e241e392ab862e4/tumblr_mv4t6f6aIH1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
WVU is getting carpet bombed by TCU, the Greatriots are going to win. Time to cheer myself up by reading about the Congo wars!
You really ought to give yourself a break from the cheery stuff.
I HEAR THE CONGO LOSES
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http://i.imgur.com/PvT7lqB.jpg
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You’re dead to me, Lewis.
I’m glad our fine university never tainted itself by putting your name on a degree.
Suck it, dickhead.
Parker Lewis?!? But he can’t lose!
Turns out he can, in fact, lose:
http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2013/01/corin-nemec-boat-accident.jpg
Just as I suspected:
http://deadspin.com/grown-ass-man-steals-puck-meant-for-little-kid-1739544205
If you haven’t seen this yet you really owe it to yourself to watch this smirking beluga steal this poor kid’s puck. I still can’t believe he did that.
That is pretty shitty.
The way he hides it like that after the catch makes me think he was just trying to mess with the kid, and eventually gave him the puck. Would like to see the rest of the footage to see it or at least see him booed into giving it up.
I saw the rest of the footage.
He was not joking and did not give the puck back.
Ouch. And I always thought in hockey they come trade you a souvenir puck for the real ones that go into the stands since they are just boring black rubber, and the poor owners need all the financial help they can get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Mfmn7vN4g
Sill called it:
http://deadspin.com/grown-ass-man-steals-puck-meant-for-little-kid-1739544205
Ice Bombers beating Ice Bears 3-1. Suck it Kane. (both in theory are douchebags)
Something about the name Kane and terrible people… Patrick Kane, Evander Kane, the Kane from Citizen Kane…
Corporate Kane!
THERE WAS NO CANE IN CITIZEN KANE
Also Kane’s wife the shitty opera singer. And Kane’s mother too I guess.
Vanilla Ice?
Did anyone hear that before the cutaway or am I still high?
You’re still high, but yes. Vanilla Ice was the bump music.