It’s Your “Hope She’s Not A Blow-Out” Fins/Pats Thread

Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along and it all came crashing down. The Dolphins and their dozens of fans are feeling that very same thing right now. Don’t tell them that Brady has never lost at home to them. Don’t tell them that Brady has had his biggest games TD-wise and yards-wise against them. It wouldn’t be right. Let them enjoy the fact that they crushed two lousy teams like pretty much everyone else has. You know what my doctor tells me when I’m under the weather?-“take one Texans and one Titans and I guarantee you’ll feel better immediately”. Tannehill, Miller and Campbell are getting ball-washed in the media but there’s the small matter of Cameron Wake that must be addressed. He’d been limping through the season with a hamstring pull and finally got better during the bye week. This has resulted in him collapsing his side of the line and grabbing 6 sacks in those last two victories. On the New England side of things RB Lewis is expected to play and the Pats are expected to win. Big. Look, it’s always nice to see a team get up off the dirt and start hitting back but after this game the Fins get the Bills and the Eagles on the road and a Romo-full Cowboys team at home. Welcome back to Mudville, Miami.

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Sill Bimmons

Finally found a Stiller image.

There aren’t many out there.

http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/Tom_Brady_Sacked_Steelers_Patriots_SSP8.jpg

Doktor Zymm

I learned today that there is such a thing as a sexy Spongebob costume that they sell at CVS

blordinaryfagicmox
JustStopDude

There HAS to be a fine on Suh for that shit!

Sill Bimmons
blordinaryfagicmox
WCS

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
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Sharkbait

These Dolphins. I call them Budd Dwyer because they keep shooting themselves.

Sill Bimmons

welp

litre_cola

Have a good one lads. Banana Bread has made me melty.

Sill Bimmons

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Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Speelin’ and reply fail? Goodnight DFOlks!

Sill Bimmons

bye

blordinaryfagicmox
Brick Meathook

“Yeah, I’m just a dog. All I know is “ball,” and “good,” …….and RAPE.

Senor Weaselo

So I got my shit for Halloween. Why did it take me FIVE stores to find a plain yellow T-shirt?

blordinaryfagicmox

Sexy Bananana?

Senor Weaselo

That was in semi-reply to Sharkbait. After realizing I’m far too lazy to figure out the shit I’d need for Krombopulos Michael and too busy to go acquire it I’m just going as Morty. Maybe Evil Morty if I’m bold and get myself an eye patch.

blordinaryfagicmox

Well you can’t go as Cronenberg Morty without a Cronenberg Rick
http://i.imgur.com/y3ueD0v.png

Sharkbait

So i’ve been binge watching Rick and Morty since I got out of work today. Why I didnt watch this before is beyond me.

blordinaryfagicmox
King Hippo

EEEET’s a goood-ah shooooww

Sill Bimmons
Doktor Zymm

THIS GAME I CALL IT THE GUINEA WORM BECAUSE IT BORES PEOPLE

blordinaryfagicmox

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King Hippo

THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!1111

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

sounds legit.

Sill Bimmons

No Reverse Vampires or RAND Corporation.

Your graphic is invalid:

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We at random gif stage of the night, very good sir.
http://i.imgur.com/zCvpG9x.gif

Spur

Hand-Banana NO!

WCS

WVU is Carl.

Brick Meathook

oh man this one is even better

Sill Bimmons
Gratliff

God fucking damn it. I hate playing against someone starting the dreaded Brady-Gronk combo.

Brick Meathook
Sill Bimmons

Asshole when they’re young, asshole when they’re old is what Pheeeeeeeeeel meant to say there.

Spur

Get the Knicks off the channel. If i miss one second of of Mavs/ Clippers slapfest am going to be pissed.

JustStopDude

I just watched a commercial advertising shit pills for opiate users.

What a country!

Sill Bimmons

A DRUG FOR OPIOID CONSTIPATION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIGGEST OPIOID EPIDEMIC SINCE THE 1890S WHO WOULDA THUNK IT

Sharkbait

Good ol’ fashioned capitalism right there,

King Hippo

I missed my calling as a patent medicine era quack.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

I like that my opioids be all literate and shit.

blordinaryfagicmox

Was reading a book recommended by some Gideons
http://www.manturity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/WIFE-SUBMIT-.jpg

Gratliff

This commercial is horrifying.

Senor Weaselo

So the Basketball Giants are going to be better than last year. But still not good.

WCS

Nantz meant “great” in the “large size” when referring to Marmalard’s family.

WCS

WVU is getting carpet bombed by TCU, the Greatriots are going to win. Time to cheer myself up by reading about the Congo wars!

Sill Bimmons

You really ought to give yourself a break from the cheery stuff.

Brick Meathook

I HEAR THE CONGO LOSES

JustStopDude
Brick Meathook
Sill Bimmons

You’re dead to me, Lewis.

I’m glad our fine university never tainted itself by putting your name on a degree.

Suck it, dickhead.

JustStopDude

Parker Lewis?!? But he can’t lose!

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Just as I suspected:

http://deadspin.com/grown-ass-man-steals-puck-meant-for-little-kid-1739544205

If you haven’t seen this yet you really owe it to yourself to watch this smirking beluga steal this poor kid’s puck. I still can’t believe he did that.

Sharkbait

That is pretty shitty.

blordinaryfagicmox

The way he hides it like that after the catch makes me think he was just trying to mess with the kid, and eventually gave him the puck. Would like to see the rest of the footage to see it or at least see him booed into giving it up.

Sill Bimmons

I saw the rest of the footage.

He was not joking and did not give the puck back.

blordinaryfagicmox

Ouch. And I always thought in hockey they come trade you a souvenir puck for the real ones that go into the stands since they are just boring black rubber, and the poor owners need all the financial help they can get.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
litre_cola

Ice Bombers beating Ice Bears 3-1. Suck it Kane. (both in theory are douchebags)

blordinaryfagicmox

Something about the name Kane and terrible people… Patrick Kane, Evander Kane, the Kane from Citizen Kane…

Gratliff

Corporate Kane!

Sill Bimmons

THERE WAS NO CANE IN CITIZEN KANE

Brick Meathook

Also Kane’s wife the shitty opera singer. And Kane’s mother too I guess.

JustStopDude

Vanilla Ice?

Did anyone hear that before the cutaway or am I still high?

Sharkbait

You’re still high, but yes. Vanilla Ice was the bump music.