It’s Your “Hope She’s Not A Blow-Out” Fins/Pats Thread

Mia @ NE: Hope. I remember when I felt that. It was quite a long time ago but then a marriage and kids came along and it all came crashing down. The Dolphins and their dozens of fans are feeling that very same thing right now. Don’t tell them that Brady has never lost at home to them. Don’t tell them that Brady has had his biggest games TD-wise and yards-wise against them. It wouldn’t be right. Let them enjoy the fact that they crushed two lousy teams like pretty much everyone else has. You know what my doctor tells me when I’m under the weather?-“take one Texans and one Titans and I guarantee you’ll feel better immediately”. Tannehill, Miller and Campbell are getting ball-washed in the media but there’s the small matter of Cameron Wake that must be addressed. He’d been limping through the season with a hamstring pull and finally got better during the bye week. This has resulted in him collapsing his side of the line and grabbing 6 sacks in those last two victories. On the New England side of things RB Lewis is expected to play and the Pats are expected to win. Big. Look, it’s always nice to see a team get up off the dirt and start hitting back but after this game the Fins get the Bills and the Eagles on the road and a Romo-full Cowboys team at home. Welcome back to Mudville, Miami.

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Blewit is not a very auspicious name for a kicked.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Both.

Gratliff

GIVE IT TO MILLER YOU FUCKS

Gratliff

Eagles-like drops this game.

Doktor Zymm

http://www.napawinetours.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/william-hill-estate.jpg

They make red wine from these grapes. You might say it’s a….tannin hill.

litre_cola

I like it.

Mother Puncher
Doktor Zymm

“This is the first time they’ve faced adversity with this coach that they’ve had for less than half the less than half completed season”

Brick Meathook
WCS

Tom Brady’s next courtroom drawing?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

Did anyone else here ever play Ecco the Dolphin on the Dreamcast?

blordinaryfagicmox
WCS

Bleergh approves of this last two minutes of the Pitt-UNC game.

Gratliff

Whoo. Local news commercial is a PSA for imminent snowpocalypse. Michigan sucks all the dick.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Snow? Oh, good, so Global Warming isn’t a thing after all.”

– too many conservatives

Gratliff

I’ve spent the last week perusing Flat Earth theorist tweets. I’d settle for good ol’ fashion ignorance at this point.

blordinaryfagicmox

So Big Globe has gotten to you to? smgdh,,,

Mother Puncher

Everybody else in the world benched Dion Lewis, correct?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I put him in at RB not more than four hours ago.

Col. Duke LaCross

Yuuuuuup.

Col. Duke LaCross

In favor of Lamar Miller.

Col. Duke LaCross

And it’s great decisions like that which is gonna keep “Gone Fistin'” from taking home the title this year.

King Hippo

I refuse to roster a P*ts RB, you’ll drive yourself mad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

What the fuck is a color rush?

WCS

When the peyote kicks in.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You need to be ……… TRIPPIN’ BALLS.

or an interior designer.

JustStopDude

What happens to your skin when you do too much Krokodil.

Senor Weaselo

A Southie’s worst nightmare?

JustStopDude
Col. Duke LaCross

Goddamn, what started this trend of putting concert tickets on sale a year ahead of time. Black Sabbath playing here next September, tickets go on sale Saturday. I’ll end up losing the fucking things!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

Stupid sexy Flanders…

JustStopDude

NCIS: Omaha. Staring Peyton Manning. Watch as Special Agent Manning investigates exciting crimes involving cattle theft, animal feed fraud, and ritualistic human sacrifice. Only on CBS!

WCS

Television’s new hit drama!

Sharkbait

You just did someone’s job at CBS tomorrow.

Sill Bimmons

Giving up on Pitt.

Certainly not watching this piece of shit.

Guess it’s the new Halloween RLM Best Of The Worst for me!

http://redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst-kiss-meets-the-phantom-of-the-park-killer-workout-mystics-in-bali/

King Hippo

Gonna listen to some Shriekback.

King Hippo

At least the 2nd vicuprofen buzz is kicking in. I should have fucked up dreams, hopefully in the neutral-to-mildly pleasant spectrum (I’m a realist).

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

I thought torpedo tits were the thing in the 70s?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Only dangerous in the tub, or if you drop them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I believe the PC expression is “rocket tits”.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/unsupervised/images/b/b0/Daniell.png

Senor Weaselo

This margin’s about right. Even if the numbers are off.

Doktor Zymm

Just installed my first fancy-ass lightbulb. Programmable color changing LED bulbs are amazing. If I link my lighting to the weather report so all my lightbulbs turn purple when it’s raining, how long before I get really annoyed with the Prince reference?

WCS

About ten seconds.

King Hippo

I’m gonna DVR Oregon/ASU, because damnit, I feel cheated out of my Thursday.

Brick Meathook
JustStopDude

I can’t get my parrot to do cool shit like this.

Instead she destroys drywall and breaks my fingers.

Gratliff

FFS. Do they just ice the kicker so we get more commercials at this point?

Sharkbait

NFL Rule 617b

Shogun Marcus

There is a Bob Ross marathon on Twitch right now. Every episode. Watching youth livechat about it is amazing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

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Sill Bimmons
Horatio Cornblower

Might be the finest example of nepotism to ever walk the face of the Earth.

JustStopDude

You clearly have a short memory of some of the terrible 2nd basemen the Orioles had post Billy Ripken.

He wasn’t a All Star player…but dear lord dem O’s fielding some dog shit line ups.

blordinaryfagicmox
Sill Bimmons

…said Pierre to Tuukka Rask.

WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Where is Ballsof?

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus I might have scored on that play.

Just kidding. I’d have dropped the ball.

Sill Bimmons

LOCKER TIME

jjfozz

Fuck this game. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck the Krafts. Fuck Tom Brady’s beard.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

Fuck this game…

http://i.imgur.com/oIDv6kx.gif

King Hippo

It’s ok, guys (and Dok). Tomorrow we gets…Louisville/Wake Forest?

/prepares teh Kool-Aid

Horatio Cornblower

After this first half I think catching up on ‘Fargo’ is a better use of time than watching the second half.

Doktor Zymm

I’m thinking about installing my new fancy lightbulbs.

King Hippo

If you run out of homeowner tasks and are in the Raleigh/Durham area, I am really fucking hopeless at everything handyman-ish. You can have all the top shelf booze you want, as ordered.

Doktor Zymm

I went to a good record store around there once.

King Hippo

Schoolkids!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That put a weird picture in my head.

King Hippo

RUN, do not walk, to thine DVR. Mike Milligan is a divine addition to TV character land.

Horatio Cornblower

I have high hopes for Milligan.

Brick Meathook

My car passed its smog check yesterday. I’ll always have that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

VW?

Doktor Zymm

http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/6/63/Dolphin_meat.png/225px-Dolphin_meat.png

They’ll have to issue a recall after this game. WARNING: CONTENT STUPIDER THAN ADVERTISED

WCS

Welp.

King Hippo

Sorry, buddy. I will need similar consolation from 3:30-7 on Saturday.

Sill Bimmons

TRICKERATION IN PITTSBURGH

Sill Bimmons

So much for that.

Col. Duke LaCross

Since next week the game is NFL Network only, does that mean we are finally rid of Phil and Jeeeeeem on Thursday nights?

King Hippo

PLEAZ PLEAZ PLEAZ

http://www.notinhalloffame.com/images/Fictitious/Ernie_McCracken.jpg

I do find it amusing Dana looks like Ernie McCracken.

WCS

Difference is Big Ern won.

Brick Meathook

JEFFERSONS ON ICE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

Sigh. Shut up and take my money Bethesda.

jjfozz

I have Fallout and never got into it. Lord knows I tried.

What is wrong with me?

JustStopDude

I preferred FO3 the most.

I found the first two to be okay.

Doktor Zymm

The Dolphins beat the [*Redacted] s who beat the Eagles who beat the Giants who beat the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl. Thus….Tannehill is Eli Manning from a more annoying time line.

jjfozz

Down in the valley . . .
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Sill Bimmons

That’s an ABC woman.

All
Boxes
Checked

King Hippo

Methinks I shall watch Gus and the Cousinfuckers and the Bloodeyes for a bit.

WCS

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Sill Bimmons

Barely!

blordinaryfagicmox
Sill Bimmons

Steady on.

Gratliff

Where’s the “Punch a guy in the dick” button?

blordinaryfagicmox

That’s Lucic.

blordinaryfagicmox

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Gratliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wqR17KrLKw

My fault. Crosby’s was a punch in the ass.

Moonbatting Average

Patriots have scored for the cycle

Sill Bimmons

No 2-point conversion yet…

King Hippo

Neither a rouge

blordinaryfagicmox

But for a pure cycle (ONLY one of each score) it would have to be a defensive 2-point return.

jjfozz

AARP ALERT – “There’s a dark skinned man down the street! He’s the Al Quaeda or maybe an ISIS!”

Sill Bimmons

WHAT IF HES BOTH

King Hippo

This game is terrible. You would think it’s Thursday or somethin’

Sill Bimmons

So’s the Pitt game.

They’re not coming back, I can tell you that much.

King Hippo

BOO. I hate everything

Gratliff

What kind of soul selling bullshit was that kick?

Luck for Suck

Someone at a Buffalo Wild Wings just flipped a switch.

JustStopDude

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WCS

So many questions..

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That should be left unanswered.

Sill Bimmons

I thought Nature was the only thing that WAS free…

JustStopDude

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