Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread

Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”

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Sill Bimmons

Not in an OT kind of mood.

Romonobyl

Here here…

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

BLEEERGH DEMANDS A SCORELESS TIE

Doktor Zymm

OT. The death of me? Or will I go to sleep and wake up not knowing the winner of this game?

bourb0nblues
King Hippo

Don;t tackle the WR for that last 5 yards, he misses that

Sharkbait

Jesus Cassel’s mustache makes him look like he should be on a list somewhere.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That ‘boing’ sound is very fitting given the Yakety Sax nature of this game.

The Maestro

You’re implying that the entire division isn’t constantly set to Yakety Sax, every single week.

Romonobyl

A doink should be good for 10 points.

entropy

Oh shit I promised I would draw something to show loss of fine motor control I am so doomed. Don’t judge when this shit happens.

Sharkbait

Almost derp leads to Casselvania extra life!

Sill Bimmons

hamburgers

Col. Duke LaCross

Jeezus

Gratliff

Congratulations, Refs. You sent it to OT!

Sill Bimmons

BLEERGH BATHES IN THE BLOOD THE DEFENSE

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

BLEERGH IS PLEASED

Gratliff

ROMO THIS BITCH

King Hippo

OK, he earned that frag

Brick Meathook

THIS COULD GET INTERESTING

-General William Westmoreland

-also Jim Morrison’s dad

Sharkbait

HAIL BLEERGH!

Gratliff

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck these refs

Romonobyl

My innards can’t take anymore of this…

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

BLEERGH GIVETH, BLEERGH TAKETH AWAY! HAIL BLEERGH

Romonobyl

OK…that was an iffy flag.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You were claiming the refs were against you today. I have seen a solid 75% of the bad calls going your way

Romonobyl

On one call early in the game. My statement was about the officiating as a whole…FWIW.

Doktor Zymm

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Jerrii pathice et cinaede Cowbowii,

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Is that Latin? Are you placing an ancient curse upon Jerrah?

entropy

Wow. Catallus? Really?

Doktor Zymm

It’s so much more elegant than saying “face-fuck” in English.

WCS

DIS IS MURICKA SPEEK MURICKAN

Gratliff

DA SUPER BLEEEEEEEEEERGH

The Maestro

My feed went out up here in my igloo. This is all I have to follow along now. Please do it right.

King Hippo

BLEERGH wants OT. It is not up to me to question His will.

Sharkbait

All power to the yellow.

Sill Bimmons

BLEERGH WILL NOT BE SATIATED UNTIL ALL THE FLAGS ARE THROWN

Gratliff

HORSESHIT

Sharkbait

Wow. Late flag 2: Electric Boogaloo

Romonobyl

Saved by the frag?

WCS

HAIL BLEERGH

entropy

I am going to be awake VERY late due to Dok Zymm and her reminding me how much I love punk bands. God damn it. I SPENT ALL DAY GETTING DRUNK TO AVOID BEING AWAKE NOW

Sill Bimmons

Battery back into the green.

Doktor Zymm

NO FIELD GOAL RANGE FOR YOU! BOOHOO DEZ IS TIRED. I’M TIRED TOO, FUCK THE COWBOYS.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Commence Operation DezDrop

King Hippo

Just toss up another Hail Mary. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

Col. Duke LaCross

These assholes are going to overtime aren’t they?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– overheard at a non-union porn shoot

Sharkbait

Late flag. HAIL BLERG!

Sill Bimmons

Dude looks like he just shit his pants in that photo.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Yeah…looks like.”

Sharkbait

Dallas fans complaining about an injury timeout?

King Hippo

Texans tend not to be the brightest bulbs

Sill Bimmons

They’re not Dallas fans because they’re smart.

King Hippo

why do they not have plays already called, FFS??

Sill Bimmons

THEY LIVE

Doktor Zymm

What am I saying. Crazy talk. It’s like I’m wearing pants or some other nonsense. The Cowboys. FUCK THEM.

Gratliff

FINISH. HIM.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This comment, while innocuous enough on its own, is very disturbing when viewed in conjunction with the “Jerry Jones masturbating” comment.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Was Jerrah… masturbating?

King Hippo

Nah, he has people to do that for him.

King Hippo

They need the most CasselVANIA play they gots.

Doktor Zymm

Nup Nup Nyup.

Haha. I guess? It’s weird when the Cowboys are so bad I can’t even be certain of FUCK THE COWBOYS.

Romonobyl

Say what you will, you always get your monies worth.

Romonobyl

Here we go….

Gratliff

WITTEN DROP! THE END TIMES DRAW NEAR!