It’s 4 O’clock-Do You Know Where Your Open Thread Is? Thread

Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.

NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.

*or the medium or the long passing game

KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.

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Sill Bimmons

97 YARDS TO JOTUNHEIM

fleshwound_NPG

HEY CBS, PEY PEY IS BENCHED SO US FAT HUMPS DO NOT NEED TO SEE THIS SHITSHOW, SHOW ME DREAMBOATCEPTIONS AND MANNINGFACES.

Old School Zero

It just switched over here. WOOOOO!

blkeskimo1785

Maybe the Donks should go back to wearing blue as their home colors…

King Hippo

Black feels right.

fleshwound_NPG

Of course Alex Smith’s longest TD pass ever is to a running back.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

DREAMBOATCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smithchez

DREAMBOATCEPTION

Old School Zero

HOCHULI IN ON THE FIX

fleshwound_NPG

Donks DJ playing Danger Zone…

Moonbatting Average

Ok, Hippo, it’s panic time

JustStopDude
King Hippo

Oh yeah. Thank fuck we didn’t go all in and give Factory 2 #1s for Joe Thomas, at least.

I has the sads now.

fleshwound_NPG

Here I thought the early games would be the shitstain collection of games today…

Save us, SNF.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
BrettFavresColonoscopy

The lady just went to the restroom, but I had to share that the italian restaurant we’re at has a pasta dish they call “Sunday Gravy”

Old School Zero

Well, sure. What do you call it?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I call it “Yeah Right, get out of my neighborhood!”

JustStopDude
fleshwound_NPG

EJECTED

Luck for Suck

I started the Donks D/ST over the Slurs today.

I might lose because of this.

King Hippo

Please be entertaining, Arizona game.

Old School Zero

This is what is sounds like

when donks cry

King Hippo

The non-Raiders future of the AFC West, she is bleak as fuck.

Sill Bimmons

SO CLOSE

Smithchez

Yes. Hit dreamboat. KILL dreamboat.

JustStopDude
John Difool

Pretty sure I could propel myself up those stairs like a snail using nothing but denture power if necessary.

Sill Bimmons

Stannah Stairlift or GTFO

Sill Bimmons

Suffolk tuckus schedule, Scott?

King Hippo

Hey now, I would actually miss The Amazing Race if’n it went away.

blackroseMD1

Well, Brady finally threw a TD, which got me points.

My opponent has Gronk, because of course she does.

Also AP…so yeah, I’m definitely gonna lose today.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Brockerception!

King Hippo

Just let the fantasy owners have the McManus points, Kubes.

King Hippo

Slowest drive EVAR for teh Brock.

King Hippo

It’s been a banner weekend for evil.

Sill Bimmons

You heard about the geriatric Genesis reunion rumors too?

Sill Bimmons

There are rumors of a geriatric Genesis reunion.

Please.

God.

No.

Damn

The Maestro

WOOOOOOOOOOOO GRONKDOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOO

JustStopDude

Say what you will about the Giants secondary, but they are awesome at covering each other.

King Hippo

It’s the buddy system

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Ugh!

Smithchez

Goddamnit, Giants

Gratliff

So Gronkowski is pretty much the best receiving tight end ever already, isn’t he?

Sill Bimmons

Right now he’s Gale Sayers.

He has to do it a little longer before he’s Walter Payton.

Sill Bimmons

oh fuck you giants

King Hippo

The week before Le’Veon got hurt, I could have traded him for AP and Duke Johnson.

Old School Zero

HAPPY THOUGHTS!!

THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!

Smithchez

Osweiler? Oswhynot? Osothatswhy.

Sill Bimmons

“Just three men…”

— Aaron Rodgers, upon entering the sauna

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
JustStopDude

3rd and 23…throw for 2 yards.

No wonder Coughlin is always so old and tired looking…

Moonbatting Average

So I picked Eddie Lacy over AP, first pick

Purple Jesus just took a switch to the Raiders.

Smithchez

Childabuserdown

Moonbatting Average

I’m just sorry I missed the look on Manning’s face

King Hippo

Long

Smithchez

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiderception

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Dammit RedZone, you didn’t show the Dreamboat fumble!

King Hippo

Complete with Fat Guy somersault!

Bortleback

They’ll get to it……eventually. They seem to want to show every second of Vikings-Raiders

Dreamboatfumble