Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.
NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.
*or the medium or the long passing game
KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.
97 YARDS TO JOTUNHEIM
HEY CBS, PEY PEY IS BENCHED SO US FAT HUMPS DO NOT NEED TO SEE THIS SHITSHOW, SHOW ME DREAMBOATCEPTIONS AND MANNINGFACES.
It just switched over here. WOOOOO!
Giants first down run up the middle.
Maybe the Donks should go back to wearing blue as their home colors…
Black feels right.
Of course Alex Smith’s longest TD pass ever is to a running back.
Giant intercept on the goal line!
DREAMBOATCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DREAMBOATCEPTION
HOCHULI IN ON THE FIX
Donks DJ playing Danger Zone…
Ok, Hippo, it’s panic time
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Oh yeah. Thank fuck we didn’t go all in and give Factory 2 #1s for Joe Thomas, at least.
I has the sads now.
Here I thought the early games would be the shitstain collection of games today…
Save us, SNF.
Denver: http://media1.giphy.com/media/12KiGLydHEdak8/giphy.gif
The lady just went to the restroom, but I had to share that the italian restaurant we’re at has a pasta dish they call “Sunday Gravy”
Well, sure. What do you call it?
I call it “Yeah Right, get out of my neighborhood!”
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EJECTED
Oh, Hosely.
I started the Donks D/ST over the Slurs today.
I might lose because of this.
Please be entertaining, Arizona game.
This is what is sounds like
when donks cry
The non-Raiders future of the AFC West, she is bleak as fuck.
SO CLOSE
Yes. Hit dreamboat. KILL dreamboat.
THIS!
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Pretty sure I could propel myself up those stairs like a snail using nothing but denture power if necessary.
Stannah Stairlift or GTFO
Suffolk tuckus schedule, Scott?
“The Amazing Race is still on?”
-The Survivor series
Hey now, I would actually miss The Amazing Race if’n it went away.
Well, Brady finally threw a TD, which got me points.
My opponent has Gronk, because of course she does.
Also AP…so yeah, I’m definitely gonna lose today.
Brockerception!
Just let the fantasy owners have the McManus points, Kubes.
Slowest drive EVAR for teh Brock.
It’s been a banner weekend for evil.
You heard about the geriatric Genesis reunion rumors too?
Giants losing and Rod Stewart has a new album out. When will this madness end?
There are rumors of a geriatric Genesis reunion.
Please.
God.
No.
Damn
WOOOOOOOOOOOO GRONKDOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Say what you will about the Giants secondary, but they are awesome at covering each other.
It’s the buddy system
Ugh!
Goddamnit, Giants
So Gronkowski is pretty much the best receiving tight end ever already, isn’t he?
Right now he’s Gale Sayers.
He has to do it a little longer before he’s Walter Payton.
oh fuck you giants
The week before Le’Veon got hurt, I could have traded him for AP and Duke Johnson.
HAPPY THOUGHTS!!
THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!
Osweiler? Oswhynot? Osothatswhy.
“Just three men…”
— Aaron Rodgers, upon entering the sauna
Never change Oakland.
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3rd and 23…throw for 2 yards.
No wonder Coughlin is always so old and tired looking…
So I picked Eddie Lacy over AP, first pick
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Purple Jesus just took a switch to the Raiders.
Childabuserdown
I’m just sorry I missed the look on Manning’s face
Long
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiderception
Dammit RedZone, you didn’t show the Dreamboat fumble!
Complete with Fat Guy somersault!
They’ll get to it……eventually. They seem to want to show every second of Vikings-Raiders
Dreamboatfumble