Your “At Least It’s Not Titans/Jags On Thursday” Monday Night Thread

Hou @ Cin: Coach O’Brien of the Texans admitted to his team that benching Hoyer after the first game of the season was a mistake. If only more “leaders of men” were so forthcoming. At 3-5 Houston (who?) is a half-game out of first and one game removed from last in the AFC Harrison Bergeron Division. One guy that ain’t care about any of this “This team sucks!” or “Who’s the QB this week?” business is WR Hopkins and his 870 yards and 6 TD’s. What I want to know is-where is his sideline tantrum? Where is the mid-week DUI? When does he bang a porn star and prove it on Instagram? I’m not sure if I can regard the fella as a superstar until he steps up to the plate and starts acting like one. Kudos to all you fantasy bums that grabbed TE Eifert off the waiver wire. Aren’t you the smartest bunny rabbits in the briar patch! The Bengals are 8-0 for the first time ever and 9 straight looks like a slam dunk. And yet this game has all the sex appeal of the corpse of Bea Arthur performing a ‘naughty’ burlesque number. Go figure-because the NFL hasn’t bothered to.

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Duchess

Geez if only someone saw this happening

“Mark my words, coming off the bye I can see the Texans be a trap game against the Bengals.”

https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2015/11/03/at-the-bye-review-houston-meh/

Now with Saints shitting the bed and the Jets looking like the Jets and the Colts having bad Luck…. Prepare for a Houston Texan playoff bound team.

And still no one will care about them.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Betting slip or GTFO

Duchess

Does a DraftKings screen shot count as gambling?

entropy

Ok. If insomnia is gonna run my Tuesday morning, then I’m going to spend this time watching tonight’s Fargo, catch everybody later today.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Wait don’t leave . is that show good? Good cast but looks shitty. Emmy noms mean shit.

entropy

God damn it, response ended up in the wrong spot. See below your Deadpool comment for my take on Fargo.

Short form: it’s a great show and you should be watching it.

Porky Prime
Porky Prime
entropy

I love the idea of an insanely powered superhero just whaling away at some unseen enemy with machine gun. It’s delightfully mad.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Superman with a gun still sucks.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Unless they made a Deadpool. I retract my statement if they made an R rated Deadpool show

entropy

Just the movie, and that looks like it’s gonna be all kinds of fun.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I watched the trailer/preview years ago. Looking forward to a Ryan Reynolds movie for once. Also saved it and show it to everyone who cares because actually good Deadpool

entropy

Dude, Fargo is awesome. First season was great and this season has really cranked things up a notch. The show runner manages to get a Coen Bros feel on TV, the directing is top notch, and the music is phenomenal.

I highly recommend Fargo.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I napped through the game. It was Jags/Titans. Catching up on Heroes Reborn . Holy shit does it have some just SHITTY plot lines based on nothing, still watch it for the potentially interesting ones.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It keeps piling on the shitty plot lines. Hard to watch. It was weird the first 2 eps but not just fucking stupid.

entropy

SPOILERS FOLLOW. You have been warned.

That show is terrible. I had some initial hope for it, but they have wasted any good will they generated by neutering Hiro and then basically saying after episode 8, “Hey, remember everything you’ve seen so far? NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS BECAUSE WE RESET THE TIMELINE!”

The plot line with British Psycho Wife and Fire Dentist is terrible, not least of which due to us being asked to but that 1, they know how to successfully track down any Evo they want and murder them, and 2, no one notices, cares, or even tries to stop them.

I’m fine with being asked to suspend disbelief for a show that lives within its own rules, but Heroes Reborn most certainly does not do that. Powers develop whenever it’s convenient to the plot, those powers don’t behave consistently (Tommy never once took another Evo’s power at one of those meetings he attended, even by accident?), and we’re following arguably the least interesting character (Noah) for the main plot, which also makes no damn sense.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I like you.

And I still haven’t figured out the villains. Knows the world is gonna die in sun flare. Does everything she can to stop it to have steal powers for a year?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

have/steal*

entropy

She’s a fucking moron. She has Hiro, who can do damn near anything, and rather than go say, 30,000 years in the past, and use THAT time, when you know the planet is habitable, to develop the tech necessary to save the fucking world, they go 8000 years in the future, after everything is fucked and do what, live in a desert? Retarded.

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Based on how quickly the original Heroes hit the shit spiral, you seem more surprised than I’d assume.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I thought they could do better the second time.

entropy

So did I, but it’s a fuckin NBC show and I should have realized they weren’t going to do shit to improve on a product they probably thought was great the last time they dropped this turd on the world.

Man this show makes me irrationally angry.

entropy

I was hoping that they’d learned SOMETHING in the interval between cancellation and reboot. Plus, effects have gotten way better and cheaper, and STILL they suck on this show.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

No evil Spock going around killing everyone for no reason, so improvement. ::pays attention to the show for 1 second::: Nevermind

entropy

Ugh that was both the smartest and dumbest thing about the Heroes 1.0: Sylar being set up as Bizarro Peter, even though they fucked that up by having them fight ONCE before inexplicably depowering (and de-fanging Sylar) immediately.

But then, they never showed how Sylar used those brain bits he sliced out… Did he eat them? Just look at someone’s brain and see how their powers work? This is a lazy show with lazy writers.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Beerguyrob
entropy

This is hilarious.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

Did the director ask these actresses, “give a thumbs up as though you had never moved your arms before?”

Sharkbait

JJ Watt is the latest in the Cliche-bot series.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cliche-bot Mega-inspiration series?

entropy

“Bro do you even proverb?”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Hipster porn.

Doktor Zymm
Doktor Zymm

comment image

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait
JustStopDude
JustStopDude
Moonbatting Average
Moonbatting Average

Help us, Obi-Wan-Camobi, you’re our only hope

Doktor Zymm

I don’t get it, why did the Bengals forfeit during their extra bye week?

entropy

They completely misunderstood that “JJ Watt in the woods with a goddamn axe” commercial.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

SHUT UP STEAKHEAD

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

0 TDs 1 pick and <9 yards per completion
New year, new hair, same old sorry-ass Dalton
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3_znb5VYzWo/UP3xXOYezfI/AAAAAAAABP4/O2dtkdOv1Ys/s1600/eddy_paperthrow.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I JUDGE PLAYERS SOLEY ON THE FANTASY NUMBERS IN ANY GIVEN GAME!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

or solely

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

The guy spent the whole night throwing checkdowns that were sniffed out by the Texans. THE FUCKING TEXANS!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s almost like they had a good game plan or something. Almost like they pay the other side too, whoa!

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

If Crennel can outsmart them, then Wade Phillips is gonna destroy them.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SOOOOOOOOOO much difference, sure.

Why Thank You Eddie
Why Thank You Eddie

I…I just can’t like JJ Watts nose. I’m sorry.

Doktor Zymm

But you’re totes cool with everything else?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Totes.

ballsofsteelandfury

Thank you all for making this less painful.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mike just said “The Houston Texans are a first place team” without vomiting.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude
entropy

“LOOK UPON MY SPIDER TOOL, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!!!”

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