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Hou @ Cin: Coach O’Brien of the Texans admitted to his team that benching Hoyer after the first game of the season was a mistake. If only more “leaders of men” were so forthcoming. At 3-5 Houston (who?) is a half-game out of first and one game removed from last in the AFC Harrison Bergeron Division. One guy that ain’t care about any of this “This team sucks!” or “Who’s the QB this week?” business is WR Hopkins and his 870 yards and 6 TD’s. What I want to know is-where is his sideline tantrum? Where is the mid-week DUI? When does he bang a porn star and prove it on Instagram? I’m not sure if I can regard the fella as a superstar until he steps up to the plate and starts acting like one. Kudos to all you fantasy bums that grabbed TE Eifert off the waiver wire. Aren’t you the smartest bunny rabbits in the briar patch! The Bengals are 8-0 for the first time ever and 9 straight looks like a slam dunk. And yet this game has all the sex appeal of the corpse of Bea Arthur performing a ‘naughty’ burlesque number. Go figure-because the NFL hasn’t bothered to.
Your “At Least It’s Not Titans/Jags On Thursday” Monday Night Thread
Am just here until I can play Star Wars Battlefront.
Honorary ginger…
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So…what point differential will result in Bill O’Brien’s firing tomorrow?
I’m going with 28
Evil Twin Lil’ B Imperial Porter is real good.
Are You There, God?
It’s me, Sill Bimmons.
I was hoping that you’d help the Texans find a way to win tonight. I know that the Stillers probably can’t catch the Bungles at this point, but I’d still like to see Soulless shit the bed against a vastly inferior opponent like he did in the old days. That’s fun for me, and fun for most of us down here.
Scaling back the pony request to a decent set of wireless headphones, since you’re clearly out of ponies.
Hi Sill; it’s God.
I’ll have to get back to you tomorrow. I’m kinda busy protecting the women and sandwich vendors of New Orleans right now.
Will you accept Bose headphones? Rog says they’re the best.
Found it! A minute per side on super hot grill + 5-7 mins at 400 in the oven.
Or you could put a little oil, sea salt, and pepper on it, and broil it on each side very briefly.
Goddamn cable. If the lame stream sports media is gonna make me steam something illegally, it’s gonna be the Arizona basketball game as they beat up on some college I’ve never heard of.
Took 10 weeks for Houston to figure out Rahim Moore is poop.
I honestly believe the Bengals are the best and most complete team in the NFL.
Yet noone will be surprised if/when they lose their first playoff game.
I think their relative lack of injuries has a lot to do with that. Green, Jones, Eifert, Dunlap, Jones, Burfict, and Hall are in (I think), unlike during the playoffs last year. And yet the loss was somehow Dalton’s fault…
Houston, I think they’re throwing a screen pass.
JJ just watched it all go by.
Gingers fought hard to earn their freedom.
Game on, yeah right.
Holy christ this game is being officiated by a cartoon rooster
Just like old times
HAI BLEERGH
I’m a little confused by the Bea Arthur pic…it isn’t sexy Friday already is it?
http://i.imgur.com/0oQCyx0.gif
Where does the Wolfman go from here?
London?
I’ve been trying to figure that out just from a partying perspective…. believe it or not, St Louis has the second best Mardi Gras in the states. Maybe a quick stay in Missouri would work for Wolfman Rob?
in honor of banner pic
http://www.wildlivingskills.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/buckeye-funny-sprout1.jpg
hey guys
Hullo.
sup
Evening folks.
Sup?
Gentlemen.
Mistuh PeyPey, he dead
🙁
I feel about Walk the Moon the way Pete Carroll feels about the moon landing.
Cincy better not be forcing another 98 degrees on us.
HIPSTER ANTHEM!!!
“I liked it before it was the national anthem… Now it’s all commercialized.”
Who the fuck is Walk the Moon?
The “Anna Sun” band
So is the guy doing NFL Primetime graphics the same guy who makes those shitty Ford commercials?
That’s what a popcorn bucket is for!
1…cut a hole in a box
2….put your junk in that box
3….make her open the box
….And that’s the way you do it
I changed the filter in my Brita water dispenser thing. Yep. Brand new filter.
Well, that much work obviously has earned you a night watching a damn fine football game.
Sadly, you get this portapotty shitfight instead.
If you had somehow managed to screw it up, you could have said that you Britta’d your Brita.
Better sit down and take a break-you earned it.
GAAAHHHHH FUCK JJ WATT!
Hey i got fillet mignon again. In a thread a while back someone gave me some great advice on cooking — it was like a min ea side in a CI skillet then some amount of time in an oven at like some temperature. Yeah Right, was that you?
Or who can tell me what’s up with this cut while i search through my screenshots for it?
(Me watching ESPN)
C’mon man! Ya’ll still doing this shitty gag…..
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=137737&d=1368540660
What up fellow color rushers?
Watching Tennessee/GT
/Hoping GT sucks worst than NCSU
//Early indications not encouraging
Sooo how long do we give this before it becomes uncompetitive?
I would like my answer to be “yesterday.”
Coin toss?
Sorry in advance….but I just gotta….
http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/thumb/9/92/Bea_Arthur_Pearl_Necklaces.jpg/125px-Bea_Arthur_Pearl_Necklaces.jpg
Oh you bastard. Where’s the goddamn eye bleach….
Some things were not meant to be unseen.
This ain’t one of them.
Double negatives…tricky…
The double negative would be if the bustier experienced a catastrophic containment failure.
RIP Rob Ryan
His career! Sorry I just realized what I typed as soon I clicked Reply.
As penance I will watch the Palmer injury and the Brandon Stokley Week 1 TD Catch
Besides, this one seems more appropriate:
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Its really gonna suck when we go 16-0 and the Steelers beat us in the Divisional Round.
Honestly, I was just discussing this very possibility with Dr. Zymm on the way to the meetup.
There is a serious possibility of that happening.
We will all watch for Redshirt on the evening news if’n it does.
That’s two cities with a very real possibility of lighting on fire at season’s end, Philly (if El Shitbox fucks up the next game or two he starts and puts the East out of reach for the Iggles) and Cincinnati, if this scenario plays out.
Then, when the announcement is made for which team(s) LA’s getting, we might have up to four cities burning over the NFL this year. Gosh, for a shit season, it could get exciting in a hurry.
Watching the last half hour of Merry Ex-Mas. [scribbles notes]
Hey. Ki-Jana shouldn’t count as a bust! He was actually good in Penn State and in the camp.
He was the last player I bought at my first fantasy auction. Ah, the memories.
Oo! Oo!
In my very first fantasy draft rookie Randy Moss and his 17 TD’s were available but I went with James McKnight.
“Every TNF game is Jags-Titans”
– Zen Catler
People have been tailgating since 6AM. If Bad Andy resurfaces, Cincinnati may go Full Philly.
9-0? DO IT FOR CARBOAT!
TruckBoatTruck anyone?
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS
WVU and James Madison currently underway in Charleston, WV.
So there IS something worth watching tonight, AMIRITE, guys? Guys?
/DFO crew slams door, locks it
Oh.
Just one dude, and he’s purty old at that ,, smgdh
So unless Marvin Jones decides to put up 31 points in tonight game, I’ll have my 3rd fantasy win of the season, and still have a unlikely but not impossible shot at the playoffs. Just call me the Nine–, wait, no, the Tex–, er, damnit. The Jags–. Never mind. I hate football now.
Bears?
I’m going to have to work really hard (read: drink heavily) to even pretend I care about anything in tonight’s game other than the possibility of Watt getting injured.
If I ever get around to actually completing that Boltman comic thingy, the first thing I’m gonna have him do is wipe out JJ Watt. Maybe with fire. And then he’s off to the races with the mayhem and the carnage and such.
This is how it’ll look, only Boltie’ll be in color in the real thing:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e841a326e3660b2b8f63441adb4f6a82/tumblr_nxxlwrljLH1uf51wyo1_1280.jpg
This is AWESOME!
Aw, thanks. I am having fun drawing this weirdo.
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