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Hou @ Cin: Coach O’Brien of the Texans admitted to his team that benching Hoyer after the first game of the season was a mistake. If only more “leaders of men” were so forthcoming. At 3-5 Houston (who?) is a half-game out of first and one game removed from last in the AFC Harrison Bergeron Division. One guy that ain’t care about any of this “This team sucks!” or “Who’s the QB this week?” business is WR Hopkins and his 870 yards and 6 TD’s. What I want to know is-where is his sideline tantrum? Where is the mid-week DUI? When does he bang a porn star and prove it on Instagram? I’m not sure if I can regard the fella as a superstar until he steps up to the plate and starts acting like one. Kudos to all you fantasy bums that grabbed TE Eifert off the waiver wire. Aren’t you the smartest bunny rabbits in the briar patch! The Bengals are 8-0 for the first time ever and 9 straight looks like a slam dunk. And yet this game has all the sex appeal of the corpse of Bea Arthur performing a ‘naughty’ burlesque number. Go figure-because the NFL hasn’t bothered to.
Your “At Least It’s Not Titans/Jags On Thursday” Monday Night Thread
extra protein!
NOPE
Does the five second rule apply to roaches too?
This really raises the bar on the old “hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket” gag.
Ditka is a doddering old man with a tenuous grasp on his mental faculties, but he may be on to something with these MacDonalds ads. He seems to have managed to curse the Packers!
Pacman can’t handle responsibilty? Quelle suprise
Mr Pac-Man…he dead.
shouldn’t have got greedy and went for that 4th ghost ,, smgdh
gettin’ frisky in Hoyer country!
curse you
It came with the frame…
Gingdor?
More like Shorts got wedgied
WARNING: Catching Hoyer passes may be hazardous to your health.
Chuh chuh
Hackenburg is going to ruin the Texans for the next 3 years.
Motherfucker acts like he forgot about Dre
I love listening to the radio broadcast of a NFL game. The FM Station is broadcasting Super Bowl LXI. The AM Station is broadcasting the 1968 AFL Championship Game.
The FM Station is broadcasting from the future!
What can I say? I’m a literalist.
/sigh
Is that another Carr baby?
oh you motherfucker
Thanks for ruining bananas for me.
At first I was grossed out. Then I realized I’d never eat a banana that looked that to begin with so….no worries.
Oh, the Case Keenum Rams should dominate Red Zone next week. BUHLEE DAT!!
Yes, nothing captures a perfect moment like a photo, unless you kind find a really fast oil painter.
The lead insurmountable, redux
You know, when it’s the off season I often think to myself ‘I sure do miss holding penalties on kicking plays’
BLEERGH MISSES NO INFRACTION
When a flag takes points off the board, one of Bleergh’s dark spawn gets its fangs
If you could cross Andy Dalton with Rex Grossman, you’d either have the greatest quarterback of all time, or an uncurable disease.
Little column A, little column B
Dalton Rex? Dalton Rex. Yes, I like it.
Only one Rex per team, please
Wasn’t that what the movie ‘rosemary’s baby’ was about? Mysterious pregnancy with no soul?
Texans draft a corner or pass rusher with their 1st round draft pick this year?
Punter. BILL O’BRIEN DEMANDS MOAR GRIT!
Gruden: Merciless is without mercy. How do ya like that??
Me and my brother: http://media.giphy.com/media/WrxoaVPiq0cG4/giphy.gif
So are we going to wake Rob Ryan tonight or just wait for Sexy Friday?
I’m failing at vacation. While I did have some very tasty afternoon beers with lunch, I forgot that other places don’t just sell beer everywhere, and have returned to my hotel room to watch…who are these people on the field with the Bengals? The Longhorns or something? Anyway, the point is I have snacks but no booze.
Join the club!
Are you in Utah or something?
I have booze but no snacks. WEIRD!!!
Booze and later…French bread pizza.
Yeah, baby.
Good lord. Just go down to the hotel store and get some cold medicine. This will teach you to plan ahead.
You are not doing well in the game of Vacation. You obviously need some sort of primer. Might I suggest reading Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas as a baseline?
As your attorney…
Eh, I’m just lazy. There are any number of bars I could have stopped in on the walk back, but meh, pants.
Understood. I hate it when the owners of a bar are all, “where are your pants, entropy” and “please don’t pee on the floor entropy” and “for the love of God put down the knife entropy.”
Did I just wake up from a coma, or is Jennifer Lopez really 60 years old now?
Tell me you still wouldn’t hit it.
I still think of the Cartman version.
Taco flavored kisses
Oh hey American Music Awards!
Shit like that is why the kids have a nice big TV in the basement that they are encouraged to use.
Can ya put parental controls on those things yet? Allowing such viewing is just this side of child abuse.
SHE NEVER KILLED THE BULL
i like cheese.
HEY, THAT GODDAMNED PUNT WAS SO FUN LET’S GODDAMNED DO IT AGAIN!!
Not punting, but close enough
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2722715/kickball-boondocks-o.gif
It is pleasing, it is good.
The Boondocks was so fucking good. Man oh man.
Even Bleergh is bored…
/door from 5th dimension flies open
Good evening gents.
Sparkles!
That sunuvabitch owes me money. I got sparkles for him alright.
That is some solid penetration there
That reminds me…I gotta call my mother up and wish her a happy birthday…
I’ve always hated Cincinnati. Last time I was there, I got herpes.
I think from that crap they call chili…
we gon drank
WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA
HEY, ANOTHER GODDAMNED PUNT!!
/pours one out for VMB
I am trying to watch UVA/GW at the commercial breaks, but I’m murder-y enough without listening to Jim Fucking Calhoun.
How’s it going ladies?!?
Greetings from the Dirty D.
Spent all day wondering how I work for my current employer. Learned that my management doesn’t understand the difference between 3 phase and single phase AC. Lots of fun wiring…
THREE PHASE IS THREE TIMES BETTER
Only the sqrt(3) times better…
The worst thing about Fallout 4 so far is that “The Wanderer” doesn’t actually seem to be on the soundtrack.
It’s there.
What station are you finding it on?
Diamond City.
For real? I’m just getting the songs from Fallout 3 over and over.
Didnt play 3, so Im not sure what is on there, but I’ve heard the wanderer a few times. Mostly I listen to the classical station and wait for Wagner to come on.
Also on Xbox so not sure if that makes a difference.
That wouldn’t be the difference; I’m on the Xbox too. I guess I’ll just have to keep an ear out. Thanks for letting me know though!
It’s weird to think that most Titans fans are redneck dipshits.
I hate that ad.
I’ve been watching hockey simultaneously with this game, and something tells me I’m gonna be sticking with hockey for a while yet.
Then the terrorists have already won.
KIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I’m wondering if there will be any Pey-Pey Nationwide commercials after yesterday. That had Gruden doing it (including singing that stupid jingle) during the pre-game.
Throw-in’ worse than Al-ex Smiiiiiiiiith
goddamnit
/is accurate
Unlike Peyton
Now you are just rubbing it in and making me angry drink ,, smgdh
Losing my endorsement deals
Not gon’ be in ads no more
Red Leader standing by:
I’m not watching this game.
This game is gonna be super punt-y isn’t it?
And not even the fun kind
http://www.goulas.eu/diafora/Comics/GARFIELD/1978/ga780824.gif
Shane Lechler: Still in the league
WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA
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