KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.
GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.
SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.
What up fuckers?
http://49.media.tumblr.com/17d44ff99e78264268510b41f7a94855/tumblr_ny4jercnnP1tezjkso3_250.gif
Hey remember that time Ditka was hired to coach the Saints?
I think he owes me a couple draft picks. I assume others amongst the commentariat are also waiting for the same thing.
And Ricky owes me a QP. The bastard, always reneging on his dealings.
To the DVR!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
THIS MINNESOTA VIKINGS TEAM, I CALL THEM DR. HORRIBLE BECAUSE IT’S LACY, GENTLY WAFTING CURTAINS FOR THEM IN THIS ONE.
That made Mrs. Marcus laugh. Well played.
Jerick McKinnon’s job on the Vikings is playing special teams and making everyone wonder why Matt Asiata ever plays.
Stillers fans felt the same way about Dri Archer and now Jacoby Jones.
Don’t forget Matt Spaeth!
I’ve much of the games today, but for those of you who Harvard bash his brains in, did Watt deserve a big flag when he ripped helmet off and yelled at many people?
it was the sort of play that a more heavily melanined lineman would have a misconduct call thrown at him. But then again this is a guy that stays in a fancy log cabin, therefore he is Licolnesque, without the anti-slavery views.
“he is Licolnesque, without the anti-slavery views”
Sounds like someone else…
http://i.imgur.com/VAeXKm5.jpg
I didn’t see this, but am I understanding correctly that Watt took off his helmet on the field and didn’t get flagged? Because that would be bullshit.
I did catch it on the fly, but yes he took his helment off on the field.com he then yelled at a couple of Jets, then finally put it back on. This was not a case of the device coming loose and needing adjustment. It was a full Watt tantrum, but that isokay because he is grinder, and not a Grindr.
WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, RB2, RB3 total: 28.3
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bAKv7vQKSwA/Uuw2sFoAn6I/AAAAAAAAEoo/B0gTNnfKDIQ/s1600/boddicker+your+company+built.jpg
You built the fucking thing.
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There is some woman who keeps shrieking in the crowd of the GB-MIN broadcast. This woman needs a fucking ball gag.
Prove it’s a woman…
At least Zimmer had the sense not to punt.
The feel good story of the year
http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/1323125-the-forecast-calls-for-frankie-macdonald-bobbleheads
Just a little Stefon Diggs garbage time? That’s serious too much to ask??
I hate you Mike Wallace.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/Toltoysman/cartman_zps3b37370e.jpg
Why would you look at the screen instead of the sky during an aurora?
I feel proud of myself for not cutting James Jones, but of course he’s rotting on my bench. Had I started the Aaron/Jones combo instead of Carr/Crabtree…
That’s some mighty fine broadcastin, NASCAR on NBC
https://twitter.com/Fieldof33/status/668580887936827393
That’s a producer who doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Peyton, I feel like you have lost the right to be in ads for a while.
The rest of your life is going to be an unbroken series of injustices:
http://i.imgur.com/EnZrP7T.jpg
Pey-Pey needs to be shut down
A twist on my normal joke about kilometers. Dude’s initials are km.
And that word is pronounced KILL–oh–meter, not kill–AH–meter.
You don’t say kill–AH–gram or kill–AH–watt.
+0.62 outdated distance units
Don’t forget to ask how many walkers he’s killed, how many people he’s killed, and why?
SELECTIVE FLAGS FOR THE SELECTIVE FLAG GODS! BLEERGH ONLY WANTS THE MOST QUESTIONABLE PENALTIES!
Guess that’s not a delay of game then?
SACKWATER
Harbs praising Joe Average for playing on his destroyed knee is kind of repellent.
I tuned in to NBC for highlights and they’re showing Nascar. How long does it take to finish 70 laps? There’s no way they keep that on and make the NFL wait
70 laps? Two hours.
THIS EDDIE LACEY I CALL HIM INDIAN RESTAURANT FONDUE FOUNTAIN, ‘CAISE THAT’S THE LAST TIME I SAW CHEESE RUN THIS HARD
That’s a couple different words away from my text history with my mom. Whoo, Dysfunction!
I just want to applaud you fine cockshits for a terrific sequence of AP/child beating jokes.
Ass slaps all around!
Wasn’t that what happened in the first place?
Exempt list time!
Ball slaps.